Chapter 3:

And yet another chapter. To those of you who've watched the film: 3 Idiots. You will find this chapter very familiar. Teehee. Enjoy!

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"So there aren't any girls in class 1-D? Why is that?" Haruhi asked.

"Because girls are sane enough not be in that class Haruhi! So study hard okay, daddy won't let those low lives get near you!" Tamaki exclaimed protectively while hugging Haruhi.

"Sempai.. Can't breath.." Haruhi said pushing Tamaki away.

"That's a little harsh Tamaki. Let me explain it thoroughly. You see Haruhi, not all girls here in Ouran are smart, but they do their best to get a higher grade so they won't be in 1-D. Meaning, those who are in that class had very low average, they rarely study and they are troublesome. School authorities and faculties are more strict than the usual when it comes to them because they might stain Ouran's high reputation." Kyoya explained while typing something on his laptop.

"And yet Yui is in that class. Does it mean that she's..." Kaouru didn't finish the sentence.

"That's the interesting part. I saw her entrance exam and she only answered 5 questions, leaving the rest blank. It means that she passed but she has the lowest average. Meaning she chose to stay in 1-D on purpose." Kyoya explained again. After a moment of silence..

"That's the most illogical thing I've heard in my entire life! We shall rescue the poor girl! Let's go!" Tamaki yelled dramatically.

"Aye! Aye! Captain!" The twins followed. As well as Hunny and Mori.

"I should call the paramedics in case everything won't end very well." Kyoya said with a monotone.

"That's a great idea sempai." Haruhi answered.

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Everyone was already out of their classrooms. Since it's dismissal already, the students are all outside. Some are chatting and some are heading home already. Meanwhile in class 1-D..

"Since we aren't finish of our topic yet, because of your extreme misbehavior throughout the hour, our extension of class is entirely YOUR fault. So cooperate well if you still want to go home!" The teacher exclaimed.

"Oh. So this is what you mean by the 'faculty are really strict to them'." Haruhi whispered while all of the hosts are watching on the glass windows.

"This is bad. I feel something terrible will happen to my poor beloved Yui. We need to moveeeee now!" Tamaki said wanting to cry while hugging Haruhi.

"You really can't do that boss." The twins said in unison. While the other students are curious of their sudden stalking to that particular class.

"Ms. Usui! Why are you smiling?" Mr. Usasami (the terror teacher of physics) yelled. The 7 stalkers suddenly hid.

"She saw us! Retreat! Retreat!" Tamaki furiously said.

"Nothing sir. I'm just glad that you expanded our learning time." Yui explained.

"Okay.. Since you are HAPPY Ms. Usui. Give me the definition of a machine." The teacher said.

"A machine is anything that lessens human efforts sir." Yui answered briefly.

"The definition Ms. Usui. From the textbook? Can you not read?" The teacher mockingly stated.

"Mr. Shinozuka, kindly read the REAL definition on page 136." He continued.

"Y-yes s-sir. A machine is any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained. And by which means force and motion maybe transmitted and modified as the screw in its nut or a lever range turnabout a fulcrum or a pulley by its pivot etc. esp a construction more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts or simple mechanica elements as wheels, levers, cams etc." Hiro stated.

"And that explains it. Well done Mr. Shinozuka!" The teacher exclaimed. Yui rolled her eyes.

"That's what I just said sir. I just made it simpler. Why read blindly on a book, one must get the meaning too, right?" Yui explained.

Mr. Usasami was furious. Yui got a point. But Mr. Usasami's point is always better and much more meaningful. So..

"If you want simple language, why enroll here at Ouran Academy? While you can always enroll on Ouran public school. I had high hopes for you Ms. Usui since you are the only girl in this class. However, seems that you're just like the rest of them." Said Mr. Usasami mockingly.

The whole class was in silence for a while.

"I'm just stating my opinion sir. Likewise with stating simply and briefly, are giving opinions against school policies of Ouran as well? Or these rules only apply in your Physics class? Or just this class in particular sir?" The hardheaded blonde student by the name of Yui Usui answered.

Mr. Usasami was obviously dead mad. Yui's philosophic answer just fueled the fire. And it doesn't took long since he snapped.

"Get out." The teacher said. There was dead silence.

"Why sir?" Yui asked twitching her eyebrows.

"In simple language, OUT." The teacher answered.

All spectators were shocked by the sudden punishment, exchange of spicy words and death glares. In the end of the magnitude 8 catastrophe, Yui's smile disappeared. As she was heading to the door, Mr. Usasami murmured something:

"idiot."

Looks like there's after shock after all. The blonde suddenly turned around and headed back to the desks.

"So. Let's continue, a machine is indeed-... Why are you back? I told you to get out already Ms. Usui!" The teacher was at his wits end. She stopped walking.

"I forgot something sir." She said calmly.

"What?" The angry teacher asked.

"Instruments that record analyze summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non- illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction table of contents, index that are indented for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... sometimes leisure." Yui explained calmly once more.

Mr. Usasami was quiet. Thinking of the things the girl just said. Looking at the ceiling. Looking through space. Narrowing his eyes. After a while he finally said:

"What are you trying to say?" The teacher was obviously confused.

"Books sir. I forgot my books." Yui stated.

Suddenly the whole class was in laughter. As well as the investigators of the host club. Hikaru and Kaoru were holding their stomach, aching from laughing so hard.

"Then why didn't you asked simpler?" Mr. Usasami said.

"I did that earlier, but it simply didn't work sir." Yui said, smiling.

-end-

Mr. Usasami say whuuuut? :) The line that Yui Usui said was from the movie 3 Idiots. If you haven't watch it yet, waaaatch it! Love love love Rancho.. okay done with disclaimers. What do you think about this chapter? Sorry for not having romance yet, I suck with those stuff. /facepalm. Please review! Weeeeee!