Chapter 3: I'm not quiet, i'm just a pervert
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You know how I just stand there and never talk? It's because i'm checking out all the girls!
You know when I lean against a tree during practice? It's because i'm looking at Sakura's butt, or when Ino is always latching on to me I look at her bbs:).
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Yes, i know i'm sick, deal with it!
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When i was fightning Haku, i was only losing because i was looking for his bbs, but he didn't ahve any, i was about to cry, he looked like a girl! Couldn't he have gotten implants or something?
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One day i saw Tsuande(sp?) and she had big bbs,i think she got implants...like five times, i was in heaven...
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Sakura story:
Sakura is really smart and nice, but she doesn't have big bbs, but i like her anyway. One time I saw her from an angle and her butt looked like a triangle. She asked what i was looking at. I said nothing but when she turned around i said Triangle butt, that's my nickname for her now.
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Ino story:
Ino is a snobby beotch, and i don't like her at all, her nose is huge, but she has good bbs. One time i was walking around townand she came up to me, she altched on like usual, and when Sakura came she threw her nose i the air and that's when i noticed how big her nose was, i call her Big Nose now...
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Hinata story:
Hinata is quiet and clam, but she's always wearing that jacket! One time I saw her without her coat on, she had BIG bbs, she was hot then. I told Neji, and let's just say I went home with a couple black eyes and some bruised body parts...I grounded myself for a week...
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Stay tuned next in Sasuke's mind: Caffeine Encomium, Sasuke's first time drinking coffee...