Chapter 5: Spying on the ninjas
Warning: VERY random and lots of naked guys...
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Well, one night I got bored and so I decided to go off and spy on the people I knew. Why? Because I felt like it. I know it's not right, but I was SO bored...
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Well, being me i decided to spy on the girls first who all happened to be having a sleepover.shifty eyes On the way there I ran into Kiba...and his little mutt.
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Meanwhile at Ino's house the girls were getting into their PJ's...and i know this because Akamarucoughlittlemuttcoughran to Ino's house, much to my pleasure. I noticed them after they had gotten changed...Dam it all...though they were wearing some sexy outfits.
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Ino Outfit: She was wearing spaghetti strap purple belly top that was REALLY tight and some shorts that looked like they were going up her butt...
My comment on this outfit: I wish i was those shorts right now...i mean what?
Kiba's comment on this outfit: Damn, she looks fine.
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Sakura Outfit: Wearing a pink nightgown that went down to her knees and a pink ribbon tying back her hair.
My comment on this outfit: I wish it was just a bit shorter.
Kiba's comment on this outfit: I never thought pink could look THAT good on a girl.
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Hinata outfit: She was wearing a tan T-shirt with blue baggy pants.
My comment on this outfit: She needs to wear tighter clothes to show off her Bbs.
Kiba's comment on this outfit: Man, Hinata looks good even in a t-shirt and baggy pants.
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Well, Kiba decided to go home and I moved on from their little sleepover. I was just walking around and then i got to the park and i started hearing WEIRD, and i mean REALLY weird, noises. It sounded like two cats going at it. I snuck behind a tree and then i saw two people making out on a bench. I couldn't quite make out who they were, so i went a little bit closer and...it was...Kakashi and Iruka!!!!!!!!!!! I was SOOOO PO'd, Iruka was trying to take my man...i mean what? SO i stormed over there and I screamed," Get off my man, Beotch." and pulled Iruka's hair( Iruka was on top) Then Iruka was like," Young man, he is my man!" Then i was like," no he's not!" Then after 20 minutes of " no he's mine!" "no mine!" Kakashi just finally yelled," There's enough of me for both of you." And we looked at him in confusion. And he said," since you both like me you can share me." then then he was all like," so...who's up for a threesome?" Then i said," i'm fine with it." But Iruka was all like," Ewww." He's such a baby and i told him so. Then he got angry and left and so me and Kakashi were alonewinkwink.
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We do not speak of the events of that night...If someone asks...i blame it on too much coffee consumption, most people believe me when i say that...though i don't know why...it's like i'm addicted to it or anything...So, anyway...let's just say after me and Kakashi met at the park...it was basically a blackout until the next morning. When i woke up naked...next to Kakashi, who was also naked...but there was more clothes ont he floor...and then all the sudden i felt a hand going up my thigh and it was...Neji!!!! I was so freaking scared...but not as much scared as when i looked over at the chair and saw Gaara and Kiba on top of eachother naked...i needed to get out of that place...but when i put my foot down off the bed i had felt something beneath my foot it was...Shino...also naked...i thought to myself "i'm glad i blacked out..." and i ran out of the place totally forgetting my clothes...so i was in the streets...naked...and i got a bunch of whistle and " Wooooo."'s it was annoying...but not AS annoying as Kakashi coming up to me and saying he is bearing my children...i think he is a bit gender confused...i mean come on guys can't get pregnant right?...
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Next time in The Mind Of Sasuke Uchiha: Baby Mama Drama