"Get off of me!" L yelled for about the hundredth time. Sadi clinged to him even tighter, as the task force tried to pry her off the panicking detective. "Never!" She yelled back, kicking her feet back at the policemen. All while Z ignored the scene before her, and frantically searched the room for more apples.

"Ryuk, I will find you!" she yelled. Hearing this, Ryuk hid even deeper in the corner he was hiding in on the second floor. All of a sudden, Sadi let go of L sending everyone flying off the detective. But instead of hitting the ground, everyone fell on Z.

As soon as they made impact, Z let out a surprise "Nyeh!" and tumbled to the floor. Being frightened of the new suspect, L scrambled to the wall to get as far away from Sadi as possible.

All of a sudden, Watari walked in looking very surprised at the scene before him with a tray of sweets in his right hand. Sadi turned to him with flashing eyes, and then tackled him to the floor, grabbing the sweets. She quickly ran out of the room. Z followed yelling, "Save me some chocolate!"

Sadi yelled back, "Nooooooooo!" "Curses!" Everyone in the room was silent as they watched the two run out of the room. "Well… that was… interesting…" Aizawa said, getting up from the floor.

Watari walked over to L and helped the trembling man from the floor. "Are you alright, Ryuzaki?" L didn't reply for a while, before finally saying; "I feel like I've just been rapped…" "Not yet you haven't!" a voice called from down the hall.

"Stop terrifying him!" another voice called. "But it's so hard not to!" "Hey! Stop eating all the chocolate!" "Never!" –crash- "Give it!" "No!" –bang- "Give meh Chocó!" "Nyeh!" –Thud, crash, bang, crack-

"Shouldn't we go see what there braking?" Soichiro asked. "I don't even care anymore…" L replied, still traumatized by Sadi's glomp. All of a sudden, the two burst through the wall-literally-through the wall, Z yelling; "Ryuk get back here!" and Sadi chasing after her yelling; "Stop eating my rightfully stolen sweets!"

They continued to run about the room, yelling random threats and words, until finally they burst through another wall, across from the one they had already made. "If they keep doing that then the whole buildings gonna collapse." Aizawa said. "Are you volunteering to stop them then?" Mogi asked. "Hells no." Aizawa replied, fearing for his life.

"Then I guess it's up to me." Watari said, pulling out a random tranquilizer gun. "Well ok, go for it." L replied, seeming to randomly recover from his panicked state. Watari walked through the fresh hole Z and Sadi had made, and followed the sound of their bickering.

The next thing everyone heard was the sound of a couple of fires being shot and followed by two hard thuds. Watari then exited the hole. Dragging the two unconscious girls behind him. "Well you sure made that look surprisingly easy." Matsuda said. Watari only smiled kindly.

"Yes, yes I did."

All of a sudden, their eyes burst open, and they smiled widely up at Watari. "Tranquilizers won't work on us~!" Z said. "You'll have to try harder next time~" Sadi added. They launched themselves out of Watari's arms; summer salted through the air, and landed dead center in the room, grinning widely.

"So is there anything specific reason you brought us here for?" Sadi asked.

"You're being arrested," L said, "Under the suspicion of being Kira."

"Oh, cool," they both said. "My middle name is Kira!" Z shouted happily.

"It is?" Sadi gasped, sounding like she just now knew of this, which she probably did.

"Yeah." Z replied.

"That's stupid…" Sadi commented, crossing her arms across her chest.

"Le Gasp! Are you insulting my name!" Z yelled, instantly becoming angry.

"Oh come on now Z, I know you gave yourself that name. So I am technically insulting you." Sadi corrected, grinning.

"So you are insulting me!" Z fumed, getting ready to pounce on Sadi and choke her.

-Ahem!-

The girls turned to the source of the voice, facing Light.

"If you two don't mind, I have a few questions for you." Light said. Z's mood instantly changed.

"Oh of course! Ask away!" Z chirped, her pupils seemingly being replaced by hearts. Sadi on the other hand seemed to respond quit differently.

"Oh save it for your slutty girlfriend!" Sadi barked, her own pupils seeming to be replaced by a dark threatening ore. Just looking at it drove daggers into Light's soul. So he turned his attention back to Z.

"Um, why were you two in the convie-."

"You know I got a question for you too light…"

Light turned to her, still glaring menacingly at him.

"And it would be…?" Light asked.

"You mind if we have a quick little talk?" Sadi asked putting a hand on Light's shoulder and began leading him into another room, somehow also undoing the handcuff to L.

Sadi shoved light through the random door, and shut and locked it behind her. Nobody moved, almost as if trying to hear what was going on inside, but none of them, even Z, could hear a single sound.

Finally, after about ten minutes of waiting, both Sadi and Light exited the room, Light with I wide eyed blank look on his face. One that almost resembled L's.

He stood in the middle of the room, getting everyone's attention, while Sadi went over to a skeptical looking Z.

"I confess to being Kira…" Light said simply, his expression unchanging.

At that moment, the room burst into a surprised chaos, even L looked caught off guard. Soichiro had gone up to his son, shaking him violently, asking him if it was a joke. Aizawa and Mogi had grabbed each other by the necks of their shirts and were shaking each other violently, screaming. Matsuda had fainted and now lay unconscious on the floor, foaming out of the mouth slightly.

Ryuk poked his head out of the top of the ceiling slightly, looking rather sad.

"Aaaaww~ Light! Buzzkill, you ruined all my fun." Ryuk pouted.

-Static covers screen and pops up onto an empty room with Sadi and Z smiling widely-

Z: And so, L finally caught Kira and Light went to prison in a Mental Hospital! :3

Sadi: Thanks to Moi~!

Z: What did you do to Light that was so terrible?

Sadi: Something so incredibly horrible that no man(except Light) should ever be forced to experience.

Z: …Oh

. . . . . . .

Sadi: Are you people still here?

Z: What, that ending not good enough for you!

Sadi: Ok here's a better ending! –Everyone Died!-

Z: the best possible ending ever invented! :D

Sadi: Now get outta here! Go On! Shoo~!

Z: Bunch a' Wankers

Sadi: Since when are you British!