What the hell is with his freckles? I mean really, they are just so out there and dumb looking. Every single Italian I know does not have any freckles whatsoever! Just look at the Jersey Shore! Do they have freckles? NO! And, by the way, Americans are stupid about Northern Italy, and just Italy in general. Since Americans are so thick headed, they don't realize how the Italians were TRAITORS to the Axis Powers, and THAT'S why they are portrayed as a weak country. The smart people who created Hetalia in the first place are from Japan, a fellow former axis power. But they STAYED an axis power. They didn't just leave like Italy! Italy is fairly stupid. It's cute and all, but the creators of Hetalia are simply playing on one facet of the Second World War, not the part where they totally helped the Allies like in the FIRST world war. And furthermore, why does Italy eat pasta so much? I mean pasta is awesome but heavily overrated to the point where it just makes Italy seem even more annoying than he already is, which brings me to my next point. Since there are no cultural roots to this, I have a proper reason to ask. Why the hell does Italy change gender? Last I remember, Countries don't have sex operations on the geography itself. It just makes no sense! Italy is weird, and should simply get a brain.

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