Hey guys, it's me again! Thanks so much for all of you alls supports, I mean just seeing all the hits I've gotten kind of made me have a spazz attack. All the reviews get some of my love though ;) Ya'll rock.

Warnings- Swearing, Slash. Think that's all...
Pairings- SasuNaru, KakaIru, ChoujiIno, SakuLee

It was the fourth day of the 'war' and neither of them had done any major things. They both had taken to walking around the house in the nude though, seeing who would last the longest, until one of them had to go take a cold shower. Just about everyone by now had heard about the argument between the two. Sasuke's mailbox was once again full with perfume sprayed letters proclaiming their love for him, and Tsunade had stopped giving them missions for the time being. One could only dream of the destructive things that could happen during a mission when they both were in this state. Kakashi and Iruka were both helping on their sides of the war, hoping that their team would win. For the moment, they both didn't know that they were helping their 'enemies' but that wouldn't last for long.

Sasuke had a feeling that Naruto had planned something for today, as he walked down the stairs in his birthday suit, eyes already dark and foreboding. His body was still dripping with water, but he ignored it, slowly getting more comfortable with walking around the house in the nude. Yesterday both he and Naruto had to rush off to the showers, but now he was sure he could resist. He still couldn't believe that Naruto had gotten him into this mess.

So with his hair still wet from the shower, and his pale body shining in the light from the sun outdoors, Sasuke cooked himself a piece of toast, eyes fixed on the island before him, trying to think of payback for Naruto's strategy, because he knew it was coming. Speaking of Naruto, the blonde just walked into the kitchen, in the nude as well. Neither one of them stopped or stared at each other, as though it was a normal thing to walk around the house in the nude.

...Well it was probably normal at Genma's house, or Kakashi's, but definitely not Sasuke's mansion.

"Morning Sasuke" Naruto called cheerily, pouring himself a glass of oj, eyes fixed on the glass in front of him, afraid of losing this little competition they had. Sasuke's eyebrow twitched in anger, but he finished off the toast, brushing crumbs off his fingers, and moving out of the kitchen. "See you later!" Naruto called to his back, and Sasuke didn't answer. Not that Naruto expected him to...

A wicked smile spread across Naruto's features as he finished off the juice. Time to put his plan into action!

000

Sasuke was training. Again. He was dirty, sweaty, and distracted. Since Tsunade had given them time off from missions, the only thing he could do to keep himself from jumping the next person walking by him, was to train, and burn off all that excessive energy.

...The only problem was that it was a lot of energy.

Finally satisfied with his tired and worn out body, he stopped, pocketing the weapons in his pockets, and moving off the training grounds, ready for some dinner. Too tired even to cook himself some food, he trudged off towards the nearest restaurant, running a hand through his hair, making it resume it's normal position. He froze in his tracks when he saw familiar blonde hair a few yards in front of him.

Black eyes narrowed suspiciously as he watched the females... and males crowded around his boyfriend. He growled deeply in his throat, spotting familiar pink haired and blonde females dangling off Naruto's arms. Now, he wasn't one to be nosy, but he knew that Sakura was dating Lee, because the exuberant male would never shut up about it. And Ino was dating Chouji. Don't even ask him how he knew that...

So what were these two females doing hanging off of his Naruto?

As though Naruto could sense the rage flowing off of Sasuke, blue eyes caught black, and pink lips twisted into a smirk. One word was mouthed towards the black haired boy, and sent the Uchiha into a further fit of rage.

'Jealous?'

000

"God dammit, I'm going to fucking kill him" Sasuke whispered. These words were definitely whispered threateningly, and one little girl who had been walking with her mother, started sobbing into her hands. Sasuke paid her no intention, and made his way back to the Uchiha compound. The empty Uchiha compound. Far into anger already, he decided that he would train a bit in his courtyard, and then give Naruto a taste of payback.

000

When Naruto entered the house later, it was silent. It seemed as though Sasuke had already gone to bed, and Naruto relaxed his stiffened back. His plan today had been a success, and he made his way up the stairs, fully intent on going to sleep.

He slid Sasuke's door open silently, and peered into the room, seeing that Sasuke's bed was empty, and shutting the door behind him. Naruto shook his head, knowing that Sasuke would get him back, and just hoped that it was nothing too drastic.

Naruto entered his room silently, eyes already shut as he discarded his shoes, and dirty clothing, climbing into his bed and inhaling.

...Wait a minute. Why did his bed smell like Sasuke?

Blue eyes snapped open, and he peered next to him, where Sasuke was fast asleep in a pair of navy silk boxers. His pale skin was flawless, and Naruto felt a desire rising up in him. He eyed Sasuke's face and caught the content smirk on his face, and Naruto's eyes narrowed.

There was no way that he was going to lose this.

So he rolled back onto his bed, and stared at the ceiling. Hold on a minute. What was on the wallpaper? He didn't remember having wallpaper...

Naruto stood up on the mattress, staring at the pictures on the walls intently. What was on them?

A second later he realized what it was, and choked. Pictures of Sasuke in the nude.

When had the other taken these! And why the hell wouldn't come off the wall!

Naruto tugged and tugged, shutting his eyes tightly, not wanting to have to take a cold shower in the middle of the night. They were everywhere on his walls, and he found himself panicking slightly, wondering why they wouldn't remove themselves from the wall.

Hold on a minute.

"You bastard! You used a jutsu didn't you?" Naruto screeched, turning his gaze to where the Uchiha had been. In the pale boys place was a note.

'Sleep Tight, don't let the Sasuke's bite.'