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Warnings- Swearing. SasuNaru.
It was hot.
Way too hot.
Naruto groaned and rolled over. The air conditioning that Sasuke had installed throughout his entire house was broken. Yes that's right, completely broken. Now, isn't it just fitting that the day after it broke, that Mother Nature decides to make it the hottest day of the year.
Just perfect.
His sheets were hot, his skin was sticky, and he couldn't fall back asleep. He had heard the bathtub across the hall running, and then silence once more. Sasuke was probably sleeping in the tub. That snarky bastard.
Naruto would do the same, excluding the fact that it was just too hot.
Half an hour later and Naruto had rolled over three times, groaned about seven, and fell off the bed twice. The doorbell rang, and five minutes later a knock came at his door, and he grunted for the other person to enter.
"Sakura wants us to meet her at the lake." Sasuke said, his head poking in the room. He didn't even be subtle, his eyes racing over Naruto's sweaty and naked body, almost hungrily.
"Right. Tell her that we'll be there." Naruto said, narrowing his eyes at Sasuke, whose hair was still wet, and dripping down his face.
A scowl lit up his face, but the man decided it might be a good way to cool off, and nodded, shutting the door once more.
Naruto let out the breath that he had been holding. He was almost positive that Sasuke had been in the nude behind the door. He was more then glad that Sasuke hadn't entered fully, because the heat was driving him insane and he might do something that he would definitely regret later.
His eyes then narrowed suspiciously. Had Sasuke recruited Sakura? He snarled slightly, and then moved to get out of his bed, telling himself that he would have to be extra careful. Kicking through a pile of clothes on the ground he found his orange swimming trunks and tugged them on, relishing in the feel of the cold fabric against his legs.
He heard a laugh in the back of his mind, and snarled once more.
If Kyuubi didn't stop sending him pictures of his boyfriend naked, and flushed, he was going to kill himself. Just for the satisfaction of pissing off the fox.
"Great. I have to live with two snarky bastards."
Another laugh was earned, and Naruto scowled.
Just wonderful.
000
The sun was bright and unrelenting, and Sakura reminded herself to apply suntan lotion again in a hour. She was tempted to ask Sasuke how he managed to not get sunburned, and then decided not too. Sasuke was scary when the heat was this unbearable.
She laid the towel on the ground, tossing her stuff onto it, and flipping her sunglasses down over her nose, feet kicking around in the lake. She had invited the others as well, and Ino, Chouji and Shikamaru appeared minutes after she did, and Ino was practically dragging Shikamaru, who was complaining the whole time.
"Forehead!" The girl called, waving one dainty hand at Sakura, who smiled in return. The insults had become cheerful nicknames for each other, and even though they argued, it luckily wasn't over Sasuke anymore. More like if Shikamaru's laziness was totally annoying or adorable, and If Lee's eyebrows were actually alive caterpillars.
"Hey Ino. I invited everyone else too, so they should be here soon." Sakura said, watching as Ino dropped Shikamaru on the ground, where the teen stayed and flopped onto his back. Chouji waved slightly at Sakura, dumping his feet into the lake, and chomping on the bag of chips he had in his hand.
Minutes later she heard a scream of happiness, and found herself being hugged from behind.
"Sakura, my beautiful flower! You are looking absolutely stunning in your bathing suit!" He screamed in her ear, and Sakura smiled slightly, pecking her boyfriend on the cheek, and scooting over on her towel to give him some room. It seemed as though he didn't need the room, because in seconds Rock Lee was in the water, splashing around and calling everyone else in.
Ino rolled her eyes, and smacked her bubble gum, taking the offered room on Sakura's towel, and applying some suntan lotion to her skin.
"Hi guys."
They almost didn't hear the greeting over Lee's yelling, but Sakura turned and smiled. Hinata had gotten over her stuttering problem, but was still pretty shy. She had grown up to be an awesome medic nin, her skills only a little bit less then Sakura's.
"Hi Hinata! Come sit down. Where's Neji and Kiba?" She questioned, frowning slightly and peering around the girl.
"Wow! Hinata you look good in that bathing suit!" Ino exclaimed happily, scooting over once more to give Hinata some room, and offering some suntan lotion to her.
"Thanks." The girl said, blushing brightly, and then smiling slightly. "Kiba was drooling when I walked out of the mansion, so Neji had to teach him a lesson." She said, and both Sakura and Ino grinned and laughed, knowing exactly what Neji was doing. The three girls applied another layer of suntan lotion before Kiba and Neji appeared. Kiba was sporting a sheepish smile and Neji was looking pleased.
"Hi guys! Are Shino and TenTen coming? They sounded busy" Sakura said, looking up at the two males. Kiba shook his head, saying something about an ANBU Mission, before he was in the water as well.
"Where's Sasuke and Naruto?" Ino questioned, frowning and looking around.
"Oh I dunno. Probably torturing each other again." Sakura said, rolling her eyes skyward, watching as Neji moved to the shade, sitting down next to the half asleep Shikamaru.
"Torturing each other?" Hinata questioned, frowning slightly as she rubbed some of the suntan lotion onto her face, lavender eyes switching to where Lee was swimming 100 laps, and Kiba was laughing at the bushy eyed male.
"Oh yeah. Haven't you heard? Naruto forced Sasuke to go to some crazy therapist, cause Sasuke wouldn't let him get a break from sex. The therapist did the most dumbass thing, and told them to have a competition to see who could last the longest with out it. They're driving me crazy. And just about everyone else they run into." Sakura explained, earning a couple of chuckles from Neji.
"I bet Naruto is going to last the longest." Ino said, smiling slightly.
"Oh I don't know. Sasuke's done some pretty wild stuff so far. I don't even like knocking on the door, because they answer it in the nude." Sakura said, earning laughter from all sides. Kiba was laughing so hard he sunk underwater, and Lee had to save him from drowning.
"The ice princess is walking around his house naked?" Kiba exclaimed, choking up water and still laughing.
"Yes. I told him to be careful, or his fangirls might go insane. They came back once they heard about the competition. One time I saw a girl standing outside the fence naked." Sakura said, grinning slightly. This earned even more laughter from them all.
"Sasuke you bastard!"
All eyes swiveled to the woods, where Naruto stumbled out, face as red as a tomato, and pulling his trunks up. Sweat was pouring down his body, and Sakura wasn't sure if it was because of the heat or because of what Sasuke had just done.
"Oh. Hehe. Hi guys." Naruto said, waving. Sasuke came out seconds later, a smirk flitting across his lips, his body glistening with it's own sweat. His smirk was wicked, and Sakura decided that the sweat wasn't because of the heat.
"Hey Naruto!" Kiba screamed, and Naruto let out a yell as he was lifted off his feet and tossed over the dog boys shoulder. In seconds both of them were dunking each other in the water. Lee seemed to get an idea, and He jumped out of the water, Neji's eyes widening as the green clad boy headed towards him.
"OH hell no." He said, moving to his feet, too slow though. Neji was tossed into the water by Lee, who was laughing joyously.
Sakura let out a screech as Lee headed towards her, and she moved away from her boyfriend, saying 'nononono' the whole time. Lee tossed her over his shoulder, and they both went tumbling into the water. Sasuke shook his head, and sat down in Neji's spot, nodding a greeting to Shikamaru, who lazily returned it.
"Hey Sasuke! Come in! Or are you a fraidy cat?" Naruto called, and Kiba decided to start calling Sasuke his new nickname 'Sasuke'.
"Hey Sasuke! Don't be such a baby!" Kiba screamed, the two tan boys grinning at each other. The pale boy under the tree shook his head as Lee joined in, and even Neji.
Finally the jounin stood up, and shed his shoes, the dogtag that hung around his neck jingling, as he dropped his shirt to the ground as well. He smirked slightly, and dove in, cutting under Kiba and Naruto, and then groping his boyfriend in a very inappropiate place, and Sasuke could hear the male scream, even if he was underwater.
"Sasuke-teme! I'm gonna kick your ass!" Naruto screamed, and dived at the pale twenty year old as he resurfaced.
000
They were all heading home now. Sasuke was hella tired, thanks to all the wrestling he, Kiba, Lee, Naruto, and Neji had done. With heavy eyelids, and an even heavier libido, Sasuke cut through the woods, the heat still overwhelming, but a little cooler now that the sun was retreating.
Naruto was making loud and obnoxious noises behind him at Kiba, who was walking with Hinata and Neji, since they all lived in about the same direction.
Sasuke frowned. He needed to think of something to get back at Naruto with. Something that would definitely make the other go wild.
And then he grinned wickedly. Maybe it was time to bring Kyuubi's dominance into the competition.
000
Naruto got home, and ran the tub. He was going to take a long cold bath, just to shrivel up anything left of his libido, and to cool off. Sasuke had disappeared into his room, and Naruto prayed that he wouldn't appear until tomorrow.
The wrestling in the lake had almost been too much for Naruto. Hell just seeing Sasuke's bare chest had almost been too much for him. This was so tiring.
He had put one foot into the tub when the door opened behind him. His head whipped around, and he felt Kyuubi growl inside of him.
"Fuck."