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PS: Thanks to xXHersheyKissessXx For the Fox/dance thing idea. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I ran outta ideas.
Yeah yeah, I skimped out on the last chapter. Hah, forgive meee. I'm updating again, kay! And I couldn't find a good song for Naru to dance to, so you have to use your imaginations. C'mon it's not that hard!
PSS! Next chapter might actually be the LAST chapter. I have more ideas though, so this isn't the last of me. If the next one isn't, the one after will definitly be.
OH! I CAN STILL USE SOME IDEAS! IF YOU WANNA KEEP THE STORY GOING FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER, GIMME SOME ;P
Warnings- Slash. Duh. Swearing. -cough- Even though I already swore up there. Uhhh I can't remember if theres anything else. Hell. If you're already on this chapter, then fuck you aren't scare of anything!
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Naruto awoke the next morning completely suspicious of Kyuubi. The fox hadn't slept at all last night, and Naruto knew this because the demon was busy sending him completely inappropriate pictures of Sasuke. And the two had definitely talked last night, even if Kyuubi blocked the conversation from him.
The sleepy man gathered up his stained sheets, and sighed, knowing that if he was getting off during his dreams, someone had to win this competion soon. He moved into the hallway, only too see Sasuke carrying his own sheets. Naruto snickered slightly, and the two trudged down the stairs together. Sasuke was walking in front of Naruto, and he noticed how tense the others shoulders were, and how his hair was a mess, which it never was. He frowned as he spotted a mark on the others neck, and his eyes narrowed even further. The two had done something last night.
Naruto sighed, and the two both dropped their laundry into the machine, Naruto moving to go back up the stairs, leaving Sasuke to start the machine. Another impromptu image appeared in his mind, and he scowled, threatening to chop off Kyuubi's nuts. That should silence the fox for a while, and when he didn't hear any dark chuckles, he figured it worked.
Time to shower.
000
"Oi! Naruto!" Sasuke called up the stairs. When he didn't receive an answer, the ever impatient Uchiha stalked up the stairs, covering the mouthpiece on the phone he held in his hand.
Listening intently, he entered the bathroom, ignoring the deafening noise of Naruto singing.
"Oi, dobe. Ino is having a costume party tomorrow night. She wants to know if you want to go" He practically yelled, smirking at the way the other cut of his singing abruptly, with a girlish scream.
"TEME! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!" Naruto screeched, and the curtain to the shower was yanked open, and Sasuke averted his eyes, not exactly wanting to take his own shower. The tan blond reached for the phone, and the Uchiha handed it over. When Sasuke didn't leave the room, Naruto scowled. "Hey bastard! Leave already, or are you ready to lose?" The Jounin said, loving the way that Sasuke scowled darkly, and scoffed. Blue eyes watched as the Uchiha left, and then he held the phone to his ear.
"Hey Ino. Yeah we'll both be coming. Hell I don't care if I gotta drag him there. Huh? Nawww, I got a plan." The blonde smirked deviously.
"Of course I'll win. I wouldn't let the Uchiha win, his fucking ego would kill us."
000
"Sasuke. We are both going to the costume party, and we are both dressing up. Got it?" Naruto said, popping some toast in his mouth. There was a snarling noise from behind him.
"When did I hire you to make my decisions?"
Naruto turned to face the Uchiha, raising an eyebrow as he watched Sasuke stretch. The other was reaching for his toes, and grabbing them, pulling them into the air. Naruto heard a few joints crack, and found himself wondering how flexible the Uchiha was. It looked as though the pale man was much more flexible then him.
"You didn't. But I decided, and what I say goes." Naruto said, trying to figure out how the ever proud Uchiha would react to this. He watched the others back stiffen, and then relax.
Sasuke shifted into another position, spreading his legs apart, and stretching his fingers to his to his toes once more.
"I never agreed to that either." Sasuke said, his voice slightly muffled as his face was buried in the ground.
"You didn't have to. I agreed for you" Naruto called, smiling slightly, and finishing off his toast, gulping down his orange juice. "So you're coming. What are you doing today?" He asked, trying to figure out when he and the Uchiha had become comfortable again. Well comfortable enough to not get erections when the other walked into the room. Probably because the Kyuubi had stopped sending images to him.
"Training with Kakashi. Iruka's mad at him again, so we've both got a lot of pent up energy." Sasuke answered, and then stood, pulling his shirt over his head, and shaking out the wrinkles.
"Kay." Naruto said, and watched the Uchiha leave. He grinned wickedly. Sasuke hadn't said he wasn't going to the party, so hopefully he was coming. Naruto have the perfect plan, and he had a nagging suspicion that it would work.
Well, atleast he hoped it would work.
000
Sasuke dragged himself out of the shower the next night. Yes he would go to the party, and not because Naruto told him to. Right. He was exhausted so he told himself he would leave early. Kakashi had been partically frustrating today because Iruka seemed to get the same idea as Naruto. Kakashi had argued back saying if they didn't have boyfriends then who the hell would they molest? Iruka had screamed that Kakashi had to give him a break once in a while, and had kicked the sharingan user out of his house.
That had happened last night, and since then more then a couple arguments had occurred. Sasuke had never ever seen the training grounds that full. He didn't even know half of the people there. He did see Genma though, and figured Raidou had finally gotten tired of his bullshit. He actually felt good about that, even if Genma was running around and practically humping everyone. Including Sasuke, who had slammed his fist down on the others head and threatened to cut his balls off and shove them down his throat. The perverted man had avoided him after that, that's for sure. Gai had been there too, though Sasuke couldn't think of anyone who would want to date the elder man, and figured he was just there to scream about the Konoha couples falling apart.
Or some shit like that.
Anyway, Kakashi was back in his apartment again. It seemed as though Iruka had a pretty starving libido himself. Just about everyone hated Sasuke and Naruto at the moment.
And Sasuke couldn't find the heart to fucking care. Except for the fact that he was dodging Jutsus and Kunai's all day long.
With a large sigh, he combed his hair into it's usual style, tended to a couple of cuts littering his arms and legs, and then pulled on his costume.
The male avoided the main roads, because since the competition, his fangirls had gone raving mad, and had started following him around like he was their god. Well. He was. But anyways, it was scary because most of them had taken to streaking in front of his house.
Yes. You read that correctly. STREAKING!
So instead he kept to the roofs, and was soon dropping down in front of Ino's door. He didn't bother to knock, instead walking in, immediately confronted with the smell of alcohol, and food, and the sound of pounding music. Top of Form 1
He kicked the door shut behind him, and went to find the blonde haired girl, knowing he would have to say hi to her before she told Naruto that he hadn't come.
"Sasuke!" Well. It seemed as though she found him. She bounded over towards the jounin, and smiled widely at him. "You came! What are you?" She questioned raising her eyebrows. She herself was dressed as Ninja Barbie, one of the dolls that most of the little ninja girls played with. She wore a pair of high cut pink shorts, and a squeezing tight pink corset with white strings keeping it together. Her kunai was attached to a holster on her leg, and Sasuke had a double take when he realized that the metal knives were pink. What. The. Fuck.
"A Jounin." Was Sasukes simple answer, and Ino rolled her eyes
"I should've expected it." She said, eyeing the others Jounin uniform, which was still dirty from his mission he had earlier today. "Anyways, help yourself to the food!" She exclaimed, and bounded away before Sasuke could even ask her where the hell Naruto was.
000
Naruto smirked as he applied the eyeliner to his eyes, Sakura and Ino giggling evilly behind him.
"You're definitely gonna get him with this one Naru! You look positively drop dead." Ino said, beaming at him. Naruto grinned back, setting the pencil down on the sink, and stepping back eyeing himself in the mirror.
"I agree with Ino. If I wasn't in love with Lee, I would so do you right now." Sakura said. Naruto figured it was okay for them to say that since he was gay, and had a boyfriend. He was pretty sure Lee and Shikamaru wouldn't mind too much. Shikamaru was way to fucking lazy, and Lee was just... Lee.
He shook his hips, and chuckled darkly. "C'mon lets go get 'em!" Naruto said, clapping his hands together, and leaving the bathroom with a sinister look on his face.
Dismissing the whole Uchiha Massacre, Sasuke was in for the surprise of his life.
000
Sasuke scowled darkly, as the spotlights swung around, and flickered. He already had a headache, and the pounding music wasn't helping. He was almost regretting showing up, though seeing Neji in drag definitely was a highlight of his day. It seemed as though Tenten was scary as hell.
The lights flickered once more, and then completely shut off, and Sasuke's eyebrows drew together. The dancing didn't stop though, most of the people in the room being Ninja's had heightened senses when they couldn't see.
"What the flying fuck is going on?" Kiba's voice screamed over the music, and laughter echoed through the room.
Sasuke scowled even more, and prepared to leave when the song changed completely, and the spotlight focused on the stage.
"What the fuck?" This time the cuss word came out of Sasuke's mouth, as he turned fully to face the makeshift stage made out of a couple of tables. Naruto stood on them, shirtless, and fox ears poking out of his hair. The whisker marks on his face were darker, and his eyes were a slight purple, and Sasuke narrowed his eyes. Damn Kyuubi! He wore a pair of leather jeans, much like the ones he wore during the Sexy Back episode. A red tail poked out from the back, and Sasuke swallowed, ignoring the way that Kiba let out a wolf whistle.
He glanced towards the exit, and glared at Ino who was smiling sweetly at him, but completely guarding the door. She mouthed 'Enjoy Yourself' and then the music started. Naruto sought him out in the crowd, and then a fox-like grin appeared on his face. Sasuke muttered a 'fuck' under his breath, knowing that his boyfriend was bold enough to do anything in front of a crowd. This was going to give him some trouble, especially since his eyes were glued to Naruto's dancing form, and his body wouldn't budge.
God fucking dammit. Sasuke watched as Naruto once again coyly grinned at him, and shook his hips, the tail wagging from side to side. Sasuke felt the room become more heated, and once again glanced towards the door, where Ino was watching him with a smirk. Sasuke could hear the little voices in his head chanting for him to go up on stage and join his boyfriend, but he shook his head. One minute more, and Sasuke realized that he was slowly inching towards Naruto. Fuck!
The Uchiha searched for an escape, spotting the nearby open window, and darting through it, landing on the roof across from the house, and heading home to take a much needed freezing cold shower.
Inside Naruto stopped dancing, and just about everyone chuckled evilly.
"Fuck! You go Naruto!" Kiba exclaimed, half drunk and leaning on Hinata.
Naruto just grinned wickedly, and jumped off the stage, moving to go dance with his friends.
000
Two hours, four shots, 3 beers, and strip poker later, Naruto stumbled into the Uchiha mansion, tripping over Sasuke's shoes. He discarded his own, and made his way up the stairs. He had just reached the landing, when he found himself slammed against the wall, very familiar black eyes peering at him.
"Heylo Sasuke" Naruto slurred.
"I know how to win." Sasuke announced, and in the few seconds it took for Naruto's drunken foggy mind to process those words, Sasuke was gone.
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