Kay guys. This is NOT the last chapter. I'm going to be writing an epilogue ) Thanks SO much for reviewing, reading, and just plain looking. It means a lot to me, and I'm so happy that I actually finished a story :) Thanks for sticking with me, as well, because you all definitly rock my socks. I had the ending stuck in my head for a while, I just couldn't think of a way to get to it, so hopefully this is satisfying.

Warnings- SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and cussing!

Sasuke shot up in bed, his fingers immediately reaching for his heart, and clutching the thin t-shirt he had over it. His eyes searched the still dark bedroom for any figments from his nightmare, and he let out a breath when he didn't find anything. He wiped sweat from his head, and glanced out his window, gauging the time to be almost 5 in the morning. With a heaving sigh he climbed out of bed, and entered the bathroom.

What had gotten Sasuke up so quick? A nightmare, what type of nightmare? One that involves Naruto winning the bet, and then deriving him from sexual activities for so long, that he had actually started thinking about going to Neji for sexual releases.

Just thinking about it sent shivers up Sasuke's back, and he splashed his face with cold water from the sink. He had to win, because if he didn't, Neji might become a very happy ninja soon.

"I'm going to throw up." Sasuke muttered, shutting off the sink, and dry gagging as he continued to think about the dream. He shook his head viciously, and left the room to go into one of the bathrooms down the hall. His shower was still justsued to go 'oh yeah, turn me on Sasuke' every time he turned the knob.

He scowled at Naruto's door, and then recalled that Naruto had been drunk the other night. A wicked smirk wormed it's way onto his face, and he proceeded to bang around as he made his way down the hallway, slamming the bathroom door behind him, and listening for the telltale groan that would come from his lovers room.

"Unghhh damn Sasuke."

Sasuke grinned wickedly once more, before turning on the shower, and proceeding to erase any of the sweat from the dream.

000

Naruto was struggling. He was so comfortable under the heavy comforter, a pillow over his head, because Sasuke still continued to make as much noise as possible. The problem was that he had to pee. He had to pee really badly. That would involve him getting up, being assaulted by the sun, and most likely smells of breakfast. Or lunch. And then he would have to deal with stumbling to the bathroom, even if it was five feet away. During this whole time he would also have to avoid making noise, because he had the worse headache ever.

"G'd damn, this is all that bastards fault." He said into the pillow, before pulling it off of his head, holding his breath and struggling to untangle himself from the covers.

"Fuck!"

Thump. Crash.

"FUCK!"

000

Sasuke's eye twitched. First he hears a fuck. Then he hears a thump and a crash, and another fuck.

What the fuck is going on?

The Uchiha made his way up the stairs, slamming open Naruto's door, and eyeing the lump on the floor.

"The hell are you doing?" He questioned, his eyebrow quirking.

"Fuck you." The response was muffled, and Sasuke smirked and leaned against the doorjamb.

Naruto was tangled. The damned blanket had wound itself around him, and he had fallen out of the bed. If that wasn't bad enough, his hand had hit the nightstand, which had sent the lamp flying onto the wooden floors, and then Naruto had sliced his hand on one of the pieces of glass. So now he was leaking blood, his head was killing him, and Kyuubi was laughing at him.

Damned fox.

Sasuke caught sight of some of the blood, and he sighed, knowing that Kyuubi would heal it. He still went to get some antiseptic cream, and a bandage.

"Untangle yourself, dobe." Sasuke said, grabbing the necessities and going back into the room, where Naruto had managed to sit up. Sasuke crouched in front of him, yanked Naruto's hand forward, and wiped the blood on a towel. Naruto scowled at him, but let the other do so, because he would do it anyway. It was better to not waste your energy on something that won't happen.

Sasuke applied the cream, and wrapped the cut up, dropping the trash into the can under the nightstand. He used the towel to pick up any pieces of glass, and dropped them in as well. Naruto sighed, and kicked the blankets off, as Sasuke entered the bathroom again. He came out with a cup of water and some Advil, handing them to Naruto.

He muttered another 'dobe' before leaving the room.

Naruto growled, and told Kyuubi to shut up, because he was still laughing.

"It's not that funny, dammit!"

000

Sasuke frowned as he removed more flower smelling pink letters from his mailbox. He didn't even bother searching through them, tossing the pink letters into garbage can, and searching for his bills. He set them on wooden stand near the door, and reentered the house, kicking it shut behind him.

Naruto stumbled down the stairs, peering at Sasuke suspiciously, before going to get his breakfast, and then stopping, because his stomach rolled at the thought.

Sasuke ran straight into Naruto's back, and they both went toppling down to the floor, Sasuke instinctively flipped them over, and immediately regretted it when he slammed into the floor, Naruto landing on him half a second later. He groaned, and felt all the air leave his lungs, his eyes dazed.

"Uh. Sasuke?" Naruto rolled over on the Uchiha, peering down at his face, and raising an eyebrow at Sasuke, who was staring at the ceiling. "Sasukeee" Naruto called. The Uchiha's features didn't move, and Naruto leaned forward, grinning wickedly, before pressing his lips against Sasuke's, shoving his tongue in his mouth.

Sasuke jolted, and had to decide whether to groan or shove Naruto off him. He did neither, instead tangling his fingers in Naruto's hair and pulling him closer, his already heaving lungs, burning for air. He felt Naruto smile into the kiss, withdrawing a trail of spit in between their lips, ignoring it and nipping at Sasuke's jaw. Sasuke arched as Naruto ripped off his shirt, and threw it somewhere, both of them not exactly caring at the moment.

Naruto felt his heart speed up as he lowered himself down the other's body, leaving a trail of marks down his chest, and tugging at Sasuke's boxers with his teeth.

'I'm about to win! I'm abou-'

"Hey Narut- Ugh, Man. I could've lived my whole life without seeing that."

Naruto let out a screech, which sent Kiba into hysterics. Sasuke scowled, and shoved Naruto off of him, moving back up the stairs, because he was in need of a shower. A cold shower, and a speech that would tell him to not lose this bet.

Damn Naruto.

000

"So! Kiba, my man. What do you want?" Naruto said, kicking the shreds of Sasuke's shirt behind him.

Kiba blinked and stared at him. "Nothing, just stopping by. Well, actually, I wondered how the bet was going, but y'know… I don't really need to know." He said, shaking his head at the wide grin that Naruto developed. "Perv." He added, shaking his head, and moving to leave the house.

"Hold on dog boy! How about we go training? I got a lot of pent up energy, and whooping your butt would take off some of my energy." Naruto boasted, and Kiba grinned.

"Race ya!" He exclaimed, and took off, Naruto struggling to slip on his sandals before following after him, their joyous whoops even heard by Sasuke, who was still in the shower.

000

Sasuke growled, low and deep in his throat, as he slammed his fist into the tree, felt the skin on his knuckles crack. The fist slammed into the bark once more, and blood came pouring out of the cuts, the bark splintering with the force of the hit. The tree creaked, and his foot replaced his hand, slamming into the hard wood, and then watching as it cracked. He reached forward, and slammed his foot against it once more, watching as the tree finally broke from his abuse, the trunk slamming backwards into three others.

The Uchiha, rubbed his cracked knuckles against his jeans, and scowled in irritation. He heard a shifting behind him, and flipped quickly out of the way, his hand landing on the ground as he avoided the kunai knife.

"Hi Sasuke!"

He glanced over to Naruto, who was grinning at him, three shuriken in between his fingers. Sasuke frowned, and shifted, his eyes shifting from black to red, in less then a couple of seconds. Naruto's smile disappeared, and he shifted into a fighting stance.

Silence covered the Uchiha training grounds. Naruto then smiled, and then darted forward, Sasuke already flying into the air, kunai knives spinning from his fingers, and embedding in the ground right in front of the Uzumaki, who launched himself backwards to avoid the sharp knives. He formed several hand motions, and three clones appeared, all four of them pushing off the ground towards Sasuke, who let out a strangled scream, before he plummeted towards the ground, Naruto landing, and looking around for the real Sasuke, as the clone disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Naruto let out a yell, as he was tackled from behind, three kunai destroying the others, both of the boys rolling in the dirt, as they tried to get the upper hand. And then suddenly Sasuke had Naruto pinned to the ground, and he was viciously kissing him. Naruto reached up, and punched him, and then flipped them over, biting down on Sasuke's lip, and drawing blood. Sasuke growled throatily, and flipped them over, with a sharp kick to Naruto's gut.

He was ripping off the others shirt, biting at his collarbone, and drawing blood, lapping up the red liquid, causing Naruto to arch his back and groan, even as Sasuke lowered himself down his tan body, his teeth leaving marks everywhere. He was pulling at Naruto's shorts, and then reaching into his holster, ripping them open with the knife, and then tossing it aside. His tongue tickled at Naruto's inner thigh , causing Naruto the writhe under him, and let out another moan, large hands reaching down to guide Sasuke back up to his mouth, where he attacked the bruised lips once more. Sasuke growled, and snapped away his hands, reaching down, and pulling off Naruto's boxers, who let out a strangled yelp as the cold air hit his manhood.

A smirk lit up Sasuke's face, and he moved down Naruto's body, blowing softly on Naruto's sensitive parts, causing the shorter man to groan in anticipation. Sasuke's hand slithered down Naruto's body, and glided just above Naruto's erection, causing the boy under him to whimper. Sasuke smirked, and was just about to grab the appendage, before Naruto pulled them both up, flipping them over, and then grinding his hips into Sasuke's. Sasuke let out a strangled moan, tossing his head back, Naruto groaned and bucked

Then they were both alert, as they were suddenly sitting in an office. His Sharingan was spinning wildly, and he could feel Naruto panting next to him. He glanced around, recognizing it as the therapists office.

"What the- AUGH!" Naruto screeched, and shivered as ice cold water was poured over his clothed body. Somehow his clothing had come back on, and he heard another strangled high pitch scream. He glanced over at Sasuke, who looked like a drowned rat.

"I'm going to fucking kill you." The Uchiha said, Sharingan still wheeling, as he reached forward. He let out a squeak, no no, Uchiha's didn't squeak. Another cold bucket of water was poured on their heads, and Sasuke was up, and over the therapists in seconds, her throat held in his hands, as he slammed her against the wall.

"Do it again. I dare you." He said, and his voice was as cold as the water, and the female was shaking in fear.

"'Kay, I think that's enough…" She squeaked, and Sasuke dropped her to the ground, stalking back to the chair, and sitting down.

"What the hell do you want?" He asked, crossing his arms over his wet chest, and peering at her in between his hair.

She giggled nervously. "Well, I had a jutsu on you guys, right? Well once one of you get sexual attention, then you are teleported here. Got it? The water was just there to… calm you down." She said, smiling.

"And? Who won?" Naruto said, eyeing her nervously, his hands clasped in front of him, as he heard Kyuubi's dark chuckles in the back of his mind.

"Well…" She said, eyeing Sasuke and Naruto with brown eyes.

Sasuke growled, and slammed his fist on the desk, causing her to squeak.

"You both tied! So technically, neither of you get what you want, and you have to figure it out yourselves!" She exclaimed, watching as Naruto's face paled, and Sasuke grinned wickedly.

"On that case. Leave." He ordered, standing up, and glancing at the therapist.

"Wh-What! This is my office! You leave!" The therapist yelled, standing up as well.

"Now. Five seconds." Sasuke said, turning the still red glare to her.

"Wha-What?"

"Four."

"Wait! You can't kick me out of my own office!"

"Three."

"Stop! This is my office!"

"Two." She exclaimed, hurrying from the room, and shutting the door behind her.

"Narutoo" Sasuke drawled out, watching as the teen stood up, and smiled at him. "What're you smiling about?" Sasuke asked, confused. He couldn't be that much of a dobe, could he?

"Kyuubi told me about the agreement you had with him, Sasuke" Naruto said, his grin becoming wicked, as Sasuke stepped back.

"Shit." He said, and then found himself pinned against the wall.

'God damn conniving fucking asshole fox.'