Me: Yo wazzup pplz!

Kyimmy: Kill them all!!

Me: -_-' Yes so Kyimmy, me and Kay are in a VERY bad mood but I'll try not to show it in the story.

Kay: I wanna flamethrower!

Me: Backs away slowly…Snape do the disclaimer… QUICKLY!!!

Snape: yah so! Errr….

Harry: Awww He's speechless!

Snape: Speechless stutter*

Harry: Yah so AmuPotter…whatever her name is (Me: HEY!) Does not own Harry Potter! If you dumbasses actually believed she did you are…well… dumbasses!

Me: ENJOY!

Chapter 2: Chamber of love- I mean Chamber of Secrets

The trip to Hogwarts was…disturbing. I think I actually had a fun time with Malfoy and Snape in the compartment. Honestly, I was rock hard the entire way but, that's what jacket's are for! We were remotely quiet all the way to Hogwart's. There we left Snape to get sorted even though we already knew he would be sorted into Gryffindor.

"I'd like to introduce a new student everyone. His name is James Snake," (A/N THIS IS NOT A TYPO! I changed his name to Snake because the Slytherins would harass him if he was part of the Snape Family so yes I have changed his name.)

The teenagers in the hall began to talk. Eventually Dumbledore asked us to be quiet and they all stopped.

"He is a transfer student so I hope you will all treat him well," Dumbledore said with a twinkly before nodding towards Snape.

So Snape went up to the Sorting hat and placed it on his head. We all knew where he would be sorted to so we didn't join in with the other students who were all awaiting the decision.

"GRYFFINDOR!" The hat shouted and Snape got down and joined us sitting opposite to me.

Everyone began eating and acted as if nothing was happening but I could easily see that the Slytherins were looking our way. Surely they couldn't be unto us? I sighed mentally and hoped not.

"Harry," Ron whispered for the 4 of us to hear. I know he probably only wanted the three of us to but Snape was now a part of the Golden Trio or now the Golden Four. I nodded at him, waiting for a continuation.

"You going to the C.O.S tonight?" he asked casually but I could hear the hopefulness in his voice that he tried to hide. I chuckled softly.

"Yeah you want to come along?" I asked raising an eyebrow at him.

"Hell Yes!" he said loudly. Thankfully no one looked at us.

Hermione looked disapprovingly at us before strictly telling us that we were going to get caught one day.

"Aww, calm down 'Mione! Why don't you come with us?" Ron asked.

"Fine, But only to keep you two out of trouble!" she said with a sniff.

"Ahh! So I hear about the Golden Trio's first plan to go out after curfew. So what is the C.O.S?" Snape's silky voice whispered. I shivered but I did so without being noticed.

By the time Snape had asked this question, people were already filing out of the Great Hall.

"Chamber of Secrets," I said with a smirk before walking off. I didn't have to look behind to know that Snape was in shock.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Later that Night SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"Harry its midnight let's get going!" Ron said to me while we were in the common room. The only people in there were Ron, Hermione, Snape and me.

"Snape you want to come with us?" I asked him and he looked up surprised. I couldn't help myself. Even though it gave me painful boners, I like being around him. I knew Ron and Hermione wouldn't say anything, they understood.

"Yeah, why not," he said getting up.

I pulled the Invisibility Cloak out and covered all 4 of us with it before we left the Common Room. Eventually we reached Moaning Myrtle's bathroom and Snape was taken aback.

"It's in here?" he asked. We only nodded before going inside and calling out Myrtle.

"Trust someone to bother me this late at night! No one cares that Myrtle still needs time at night to rest. Just because I'm a ghost doesn't mean you have to expect so much from me" she mumbled miserably before seeing who had disturbed her 'rest'.

"Oh! It's you guys! Well don't worry! I'll tell you when it's time to come out. You go ahead," she said slightly cheerful before returning to her toilet.

We murmured our thanks knowing she could still hear us.

"You're friends with Moaning Myrtle. I didn't expect that," Snape mumbled under his breath.

"We are so much more than what you expect so expect more to prevent so much surprise," Ron said.

I whispered 'Open' in Parseltongue and felt Snape stiffen behind me.

"Well guys lets go in," I said heading down the dark tunnel first.

LOL! So another cliffhanger. Anyway, I'm trying my best with this story but guy's if you do not like the update rate of this you might want to try my other story: Read my mind; See my desires. I tend to get overly imaginative when it comes to Occlumency scenes so that story SHOULD be updated regularly. I'm going to post the chapter up, hopefully as soon as I have posted this one up. Sorry for the slow update and I hope you guys like the story. Thanks for all the support!!