Achtung Baby: the Gavinners' Greatest Hits

by YamiTami

HOORAY FOR RHYMING DICTIONARIES! 'My Boyfriend is the Prosecution's Witness', 'Love with No Chance of Parole', 'and My Love, Atroquinine' were named in the game. The rest are original titles by me or other members of the Gyakutan Saiban LJ comm.

2. My Boyfriend is the Prosecution's Witnes

He steps up to the stand
Hand on the smooth polished pine
Looks the lawyer in the eyes
And sighs
'How 'bout we stop wasting time
Get on with your questions
Cross examine at will'
You know I feel a chill

My boyfriend is
The prosecution's witness
It lights my fire
To see him standing tall
He has no fear
For the questions that he answers
And when he steps down
We'll have ourselves a ball

Above the court I sit
'Acquit' the audience says
They don't think my baby's true
But I do
Won't be long until they see
Gives his testimony
With a confidant air
And you know I just stare

'Cause my boyfriend is
The prosecution's witness
It lights my fire
To see him standing tall
He has no fear
For the questions that he answers
And when he steps down
We'll have ourselves a ball

[bridge]

Walking from the courthouse
Arm in arm
Another case solved
The city safe from harm
Now where should we go
To celebrate
He said how about home
I said baby, it's a date

Oh my boyfriend is
The prosecution's witness
It lights my fire
To see him standing tall
He has no fear
For the questions that he answers
And when he steps down

We'll have ourselves
Oh we'll have ourselves
Go back home and have
Ourselves
A ball