Achtung Baby: the Gavinners' Greatest Hits

by YamiTami

HOORAY FOR RHYMING DICTIONARIES! 'My Boyfriend is the Prosecution's Witness', 'Love with No Chance of Parole', 'and My Love, Atroquinine' were named in the game. The rest are original titles by me or other members of the Gyakutan Saiban LJ comm.

3. Love with No Chance of Parole

You played a pretty part
Then cut me with a knife
You took away my heart
Now I'm looking at life
I committed no crime
But I've no proof to show
Now all I've got is time
And love without parole

Don't you see what you've done
My jailer valentine
The bars are slamming down
Around this heart of mine

Should've seen it coming
When you called me your clown
Now the doors are closing
And I'm in lockdown
The crime is yours to claim
'Cause it's my heart you stole
But I'm the one in love
With no chance of parole

I'm locked up in a jail
Of honey sweet perfume
I'll never make bail
This place will be my tomb
You arms are the gates
Your lips the jagged wire
And all the inmates
Are chained by your desire

Don't you see what you've done
My jailer valentine
The bars are slamming down
Around this heart of mine

Should've seen it coming
When you called me your clown
Now the doors are closing
And I'm in lockdown
The crime is yours to claim
'Cause it's my heart you stole
But I'm the one in love
With no chance of parole

[bridge]

I don't have a defense
Just let my time commence

I never saw it coming
When you whispered my name
The gavel's hammered down
And I just lost the game
The crime is yours to claim
'Cause it's my heart you stole
But I'm the one in love
With no chance of parole

Oh I'm the one in love
With no chance of parole