Namimori Host Club
Warning : Very OOC!
To : ShinDragonX : I'm trying :P but I sorta mixed it up with something I saw interesting so instead of working on two seperate stories, I work on one... I'm not sure if it was a good idea or not though... I'm not so sure about it...
To: Kichou and xXxOtAkU-444xXx: I'm really glad you two liked it :)
To Anyone whp could've reviewed after I checked: Thanks you :3
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At Tsuna's father's studio...
"Basil-kun! I don't want to practice the dance anymore! I just got back from school and you already got straight to it!" Tsuna whined to his singing partner.
"Sawada-dono." Basil sighed, "You know if you don't learn it then Boss will have to force you to do it, and you know how he is."
Tsuna paled at the name of his father. The man always had something up his sleeves and liked to tease Tsuna.
Basil looked at his watch, "Well I gues that'll be it for today. Get some rest will you Sawada-dono?"
Tsuna nodded as Basil walked off. Tsuna sighed deciding he should go to the lounge to go get some food for himself.
"VOIII!" a familiar voice yelled as somebody grabbed Tsuna's wrist.
Tsuna's eyes widened, "Squalo?"
"Voi? Tsunayoshi?" The long-haired boy seemed to be as confused as Tsuna, if not, more confused.
"Hm? Tsuna is here?" A certain prince came from behind Squalo.
"Oh, Tsuna. How is Mom and Dad?" Fran said from behind Tsuna, which really frightened the smaller boy.
"The kids parents?" Squalo asked as he let go of the poor frightened boy.
"Yeah, did I not tell you?" Fran asked even though he knew he didn't. "SS, Sawada Studio, is ran by Tsuna's parents."
"This trash's parents? I don't believe you." The boss said who was now beside Squalo as three more unknown people come behind them.
And as if on cue, Iemitsu came from nowhere. "Tsu-kun! I missed you!" He glomped the poor boy who was trying to run from the grasp of his father. "You're so cute when you are angry~!"
"Let go, Dad!" Tsuna yelled embarrassed from the sudden hug from him in front of the others as Fran joined in for some unknown reason.
Iemitsu leg go of his son feeling the new presence of someone in the group hug, "Fran? Its been a while."
Fran nodded as Iemistu went back to look at his son. "Seems like you met one of the new groups... Their name is The Varia and you will find other groups with the names Shimon, Guardians, Primo Generation, Arcobaleno, Kokuyo, and Millefiore. Also Ken and Chikusa can only work for you part-time now that he is also in the show-biz, I'm going to have to get you another bodyguard and here is the paperwork listing all the names of every person in the groups, and we are sponsering some other people so... and all the new groups have already caused some sort of damage so we need you to fix that up too, and they also brought their own pets so please add them to the ones we already have...all the paper is in your room and I'll tell you everything else later, but I need it all done today."
The Varia all looked surprised at the work the young fragile looking boy could do in a day, and also felt a bit bad for causing trouble and fighting wrecking everything in sight and to think the others caused just as much trouble...
"HIEEEE! That's alot of things I need to do Dad! You realize how much paper work I'm going to need to do for that?" Tsuna yelled angrily. "Then I got practice at 4:30 and interview at 6:25, feed the animals whenever I have time, and I'm going to have to find Ken and Chikusa so I can go outside the studio... Wait will Ken and Chikusa even be available at that time? I need to hurry and get a new bodyguard! GAH! YOUR MAKING MY LIFE HARDER THAN IT ALREADY IT FATHER!" With that Tsuna slammed his head against a wall repeatedly until a two guys rushed from nowhere stopping the kid who was already bleeding on his forehead.
The boy on the left had spiky blonde hair with alot of bobby pins to hold the hair out of his face and a long scar across his nose and really sharp teeth.
The other face a plain look on his face with a hat upon his head. He had a tattoo that looked like a bar code on his cheek and a yoyo in his hand.
"Tsuna! Are you okay? Wha? Your bleeding pyon!" The blonde haired one yelled with a worried scowl on his face.
"Ken, calm down. Are you alright Tsunayoshi?" The other asked.
"Does he look alright to you Kaki-pi?" Ken shouted back as Tsuna started crying.
The two seemed a bit startled at this. "Wha- what is wrong?" They both yelled at the same time grabbing onto Tsuna.
Tsuna sobbed as he walked off. "I'm going to do my work... Get a new bodyguard... Greet the newbies... and then kill myself!" Tsuna walked slowly down the hall until the last part as he started running down the hall.
"EH?" The Varia seemed quite confused as Ken and Chikusa complained about being replaced just because they joined Kokuyo.
"The boy is so cute~!" The green haired guy with the weird styled clothes squealed as the others had an awkward feeling.
"Shut up Lussuria!" The guy with the spiky hair and piercings yelled.
"Be quiet Levi. You will upset Boss... and will I get money for this?" The guy in the hooded jacket asked with triangle tattoo under his eyes.
"VOIII! You shut up to Mammon! Your all annoying!" Squalo yelled snapping out of his daze as the two annoyed him.
"Ow... My ears are ringing now..." Fran said as he covered his ears.
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After a few minutes, Tsuna changed into business attire which consisted of a suit.
"So you won't kill yourself pyon?" Ken asked still slightly worried.
"Ken, he already said he wouldn't plenty of times." Chikusa sighed as he gently pushed Tsuna to the awaiting groups.
Ken growled, "Shut up, Glasses!"
"I'm good now, Ken, and you two don't argue okay? I still need a new bodyguard since you two will be with The Kokuyo group most the time..." Tsuna sighed as he saw how many people there was to help be his bodyguard.
"We could still help you pyon! We could tak time off-" Ken insisted as he got cut off by his employer.
"No no. You must help your new group instead." Ken looked like he was about to say something as Chikusa looked a bit conscerned. "And no you will not quit your group because of me." Ken pouted.
"Well then... I will choose a bodyguard I can trust for you if you don't mind.." Chikusa said looking towards Tsuna who smiled and nodded as Chikusa turned around towards the people and blushed very lightly barely noticable.
"Let me help pyon!" Ken shouted after Chikusa.
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"My name is Lanchia, and I will gladly escort you as a bodyguard." Said man bowed slightly as he inspected Tsuna.
The burnette fidgeted as he replied, "P-please take good care of me..."
'He's such a delicate creature.' thought Lanchia.
"Well I'm going to go check out the new groups for Father..." he said as he walked away as he tripped on a cord. "AH!"
Startled, Lanchia caught the boy.
"Thank you, Lanchia-san... I keep tripping in this spot..." Tsuna blushed out of embarassment.
"Please be more careful. If anything happens to you it will be my responsibility."
"Ahah sorry, I'll be going now." Tsuna waved as he tripped down the stairs to the lounge.
From where Lanchia, Ken, and Chikusa were, you could hear Basil from the bottom of the stairs yelling, "Sawada-dono!"
"What do you think?" Chikusa asked looking towards Lanchia expectedly.
"let me watch a little longer."
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'He seems to be no-good in every aspect! Right after I tell him to be careful on the stairs, he falls! What would he do if I wasn't there?' Just then Lanchia jumped a bit, 'Was I worried about him? Impossible!'
Basil then rushed through the door while Tsuna sat on the couch in the same room as Lanchia. "We found a ninja and a samurai!"
"Eh?" Tsuna asked as the door opened to show a tall boy with a bit of spiky black hair in an ancient samurai outfit with a smile as he was confused, and another boy slightly smaller and looked like Hibari, but had a braid in the back of his head and wore a kimono looking outfit.
"Who did you bring here this time?" Tsuna sighed as Lanchia looked a bit excited about seeing a samurai and ninja.
"They are from two of the new groups!" Basil said also excited.
"Yamamoto Takeshi from Guardians." The boy greeted Tsuna with a smile and extended his arm as the smaller boy blushed and shook his hand.
"Fon from Arcobaleno." He smiled and bowed as Tsuna still blushed and did the same.
'So cute~!' Lanchia, Basil, Yamamoto, and Fon thought as they blushed a bit.
"S-Sawada Tsunayoshi... from Vongola Kids... and I run the studio..." Tsuna said as he smiled his best.
They all had really dark red faces as Fon turned around not to be seenas he excused himself.
'What's wrong with them?' thought Tsuna as he decided to go see the rest.
Tsuna walked up to a button and speaker on the side of the room that Lanchia hasn't seen before as the boy pressed the button and spoke into the speaker, "Will the members of Varia, Millefiore, Shimon, Kokuyo, Guardians, Primo Generation, and Arcobaleno please meet in the lobby? And can the Engineers come down along with the new Sawada's also to the lobby?" The voice echoed within the building.
Just then something striked Basil's mind, "Are you okay? It seemed as if you could've broken a few bones from that fall from the stage you had earlier."
This sparked Lanchia's thoughts as he deadpanned and looked towards Tsuna. 'What did he just say?'
"Oh yeah." Yamamoto said he remembered something. "I might be mistaken but someone was taking a photoshoot on the roof of our school..."
"Yes!" Basil said as he looked worriedly at Tsuna, "That was also us! Tsuna, you almost fell that time!"
Lanchia grabbed Tsuna's shoulders and shook him, "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!" he yelled in Tsuna's face as said boy got a bit nervous.
"I-it's okay... It didn't cause any trouble for the shoot." Tsuna replied shakily.
Lanchiia snapped. "Thats not what I meant! You should be more careful towards your body!"
"Uh... i'll be leaving now..." Tsuna left still shooken by the older man that snapped.
"Just then... what did I..." Lanchia thought getting paler as he held his head.
"That's his charm." Chikusa said while Ken also popped outta nowhere along with him.
"Basil is the pretty type while Tsuna is the innocent type that you can't help but fall for pyon. " Ken ended as he snickered.
"Other words... You fell for his charm." Chikusa added.
"How? When? What?" Lanchia said as if he was going crazy.
'I destroyed many mafias and never would I have thought I would crave for something...' Lanchia deadpanned at his thoughts, "How terrifying! The power of the Vongola Kids!"
"I accept! I will be his bodyguard!" Lanchia yelled out triumphantly.
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Tsuna once again fell down the stairs scaring most of the people in the lobby.
"Owowowowow..." Tsuna yelped as he rubbed his aching head teary eyed as his legs were separated and he leaned back with a blush panting a bit from his fall.
The girls and boys from both groups either blushed, snickered, or had a nose bleed.
Tsuna looked startled at those in front of him. "Eh? Are you all okay? Wait! Don't bleed on the floor please! That would make more work for me..."
Basil soon came down along with Lanchia, Ken, and Chikusa.
Ken and Chikusa went to their group as Basil and Lanchia stood by Tsuna.
"H-hello everyone." Tsuna blushed after being helped up by Lanchia, Ken, and Chikusa.
"We are the Vongola Kids!" Basil finished as the two did thier world-wide known pose where they cross their own legs around their other leg as they both did opposite sides and crossed their inside arms around the other's shoulder as Basil gave an energizing smile and Tsuna a shy one.
"I am Basil! Nice to meet you all!" Said boy waved as they got out of their stance.
"And I am Sawada Tsunayoshi, you may recognize my name since not only am I an idol, but I own and run this studio."
"EH?" You could hear some of the people yell.
"Yeah..." Tsuna said a bit disapointed that they didn't think he could do such a thing.
Tsuna looked towards Lanchia and nodded.
Lanchia sighed, "I am Lanchia, Tsunayoshi-sama's bodyguard."
"Oya oya? I didn't know Tsunayoshi was here at all! I missed you!" A certain pineapple haired boy ran and glomped the younger boy.
Lanchia got up and glared at Mukuro and grabbed him off of his boss, "No touching." he said while putting Mukuro in his correct spot with Ken and Chikusa making sure he stayed there.
"Well... since I know most of the Varia, how about you guys introduce yourselves first?"
"My, my! Would you look at all the beautiful men and cute women here?" Lussuria squealed. "I'm Lussuria! Nice to meet you~!"
"Levi A Than..." Levi said without hesitation.
"Ushishishi. My name is Belphegor, but you peasents can call me prince or your majesty." Bel snickered as some others scoffed or replied under their breath.
"P-please don't interrupt other people's introductions!" Tsuna said as he sensed a fight about to start as Bel frowned and pulled out his knives.
"The fallen disgrace of a prince is trying to show off, Tsu-Tsu. He is a waste of your time to help out." Fran said, as always, in monotone as others laughed and the prince scowled.
"Shut up you stupid, useless, frog!" Bel threw several knives into Bel's hat and back.
Fran took the knives out and bent them then dropped them to the floor. "Ow, that hurt Bel-senpai. What would you have done if I died?"
Bel sweatdropped still a bit angry. "I always tell you not to bend the prince's knives, and any normal human would already be dead!"
"Please calm down Fran, Bel!" Tsuna tried as he believed it wouldn't work along with the other in the room, but it magically worked.
"VOOOOIIII! I'm Squalo!" Squalo yelled as loud as he could only to be hit by his boss.
"Could you be any louder trash!" Xanxus yelled as he sat back down, "My name is Xanxus, you scum!"
Mammon walked up while people from other groups were growling at Xanxus' intro, "I'm part of Varia and Arcobaleno, and my name is Mammon."
"O-okay... next is Kokuyo..." Tsuna said getting more and more nervous at every passing second.
""Kufufu. I'm Rokudo Mukuro, Tsunayoshi's lover so none of you better mess with him." Mukuro laughed glaring his worst at everyone and he smiled at Tsuna.
"Eh? No Tsuna is my princess you peasent!" Bel frowned pulling out his knives again.
"Your not worth Tsuna's time, worthless prince." Fran said not showing the emotion of anger at all.
"GAH! Why don't you guys just let the leader in each group introduce everyone? It would be much easier for me!" Tsuna yelled frustrated once the groups seemed to not cooperate with him.
"Mukuro!" Tsuna yelled in the heterochromatic-eyed boy's way causing said pineapple-head to flinch. "Introduce the rest in your group!"
Mukuro sweated as the girl who looks almost exactly like him cowarded behind him. "This is Dokuro Chrome, my twin sister. The girl over there with the pink hair is M.M. The blonde is Ken and the other is Chikusa."
"Thank you! Now Guardians!" Tsuna yelled still infuriated towards them. "Yamamoto! Who is the lead singer?"
"Aha..." Yamamoto scratched the back of his head as he nerviously laughed, "Hibari Kyoya..."
Tsuna jumped. "Hibari is here?"
"Ah? You know him?" Yamamoto asked feeling the atmosphere lighten a bit.
"Yeah... Where is he?" Tsuna asked looking around.
Yamamoto looked at a couch on the far side of the lobby. "Over there sleeping... He doesn't like crowds..."
Tsuna got mad once again. "Well I'm going to make crowds his most favorite place!"
Basil decided to step in at this point, "Sawada-dono! Don't hurt Hibari-dono!"
Tsuna growled walking towards the couch.
Xanxus laughed loudly, "The young trash really does have a temper!"
A guy in a fedora with a single orange stripe on it chuckled, "Isn't he interesting?"
A guy with silver hair in a form that looks like an octopus spoke, "Che! I bet he will be 'bitten to death' by Hibari."
"Kufufu. You'd be surprised by what that little no-good boy could do." Mukuro chuckled as Chrome was still holding onto him. "Don't worry Chrome, Tsuna isn't a mean person... when he isn't mad..."
"...O-okay Mukuro-nii-sama..." Chrome said letting go of Mukuro, but stood close.
"The boy was cute to, kora!" A blonde man with a camo headband with the number 01 on it also dressed in an army suit said.
"He was wasn't he?" A man with lilac eyes and spiky white hair with a weird tattoo under one eye and a wide grin on his face stated.
"I should research some more about him..." Was something a man with green spiky hair, glasses, and a scientist outfit stated while pushing up his glasses.
"I might've fell for him..." Fon muttered as he covered his face with one of his long sleeves as he blushed.
"Sawada is EXTREME to the max!" A grey haired boy with hands bandaged yelled as he punched the air.
"Your interrupting the peace and crowding, herbivores." Hibari said from behind as Tsuna walked back with Hibari's arm over his shoulder.
"He returned unscratched!" A boy with a cow-print shirt yelled surprised.
You hear some running as a red head and a blonde run down the stairs to get to the lobby.
"Shouichi, Spanner, your late." Tsuna sighed as he walked up to them with Hibari still on him.
Spanner and Hibari had a glare off as Shouichi and Tsuna was a bit scared, but still talked.
"Sorry we were late." Shouichi said as he held up something hidden by a cloth. "We were working on your outfits along with the lighting, microphone, and switches on the inside."
Spanner snapped out of the contest as Tsuna pushed Hibari off his shoulder. "It is surely an upgrade along with these lollipops." Spanner added as Tsuna asked if he could try one.
Tsuna took the lollipop from Spanner's mouth and popped it into his own. "It's strawberry!" Tsuna instantly brightened as he tasted his favorite flavor.
'Indirect kiss!' Everyone thought as Spanner blushed a bit.
Hibari growled a bit after realizing Spanner's blush.
"Tsuna..." Spanner said as he looked down to the younger boy.
"Can you please try out these outfits when you have time?" Shouichi interrupted when he realized where Spanner was going.
"Oh yeah! The introductions!" Tsuna almost forgot. "Hibari please introduce your members to everyone."
"Hm? Well these people..." Hibari began. "Are all herbivores."
Tsuna literally fell to the ground after hearing this. "I meant their names."
Hibari seemed to think for a bit, "...I forgot."
"Eh? T-then Yamamoto-kun... can you please introduce everyone?"
"Sure! The one yelling extreme all the time is Sasagawa Ryohei, the other grey haired boy is Gokudera Hayato, I'm Yamamoto Takeshi, that is Hibari Kyoya, and the one wearing cow-print is Bovino Lambo and Mukuro will be with us sometimes." Yamamoto laughed.
Tsuna blinked, 'That was fast!'
"*Cough* Anyways... Shimon's turn, so Enma-kun please introduce your group.
Enma seemed a bit startled that Tsuna realized he was there. "S-sure Tsuna."
Enma waved his hand towards his group, "The blonde in glasses is Aoba Koyo. The girl is Adelheid, the other girl in the bubble-looking thing is Shitt-P, but call her Shitoppi-chan. The guy over there with the grin on his face is Julie. The big blonde guy is Kaoru and the last guy is Rauji."
"Arcobaleno's Reborn." Tsuna said knowing said man knew what he meant.
"Yeah, I'm Reborn. The girl with the big hat is Luce. The useless lackey with the helmet is Skull. The scientist is Verde. The army suited blonde is Collonello. The army suited girl beside him is Lal Mirch. The Chinese over there is Fon. And like Viper said, he is also a part of us." The man in the fedora said.
"Millefiore, please." Tsuna said glad the intros were near the end.
"I'm Uni. The spiky white haired man is Byakuran. The blonde there is Gamma. Those two beside each other is Tozaru and Nozaru. The leftover man is Genkishi." The girl that looked like a small Luce said.
"And now Primo Generation with Giotto... Giotto?" Tsuna said shocked. "Giotto..."
"Yes! Your older brother! Long time no see Tsuna! Didn't I tell you to call me Onii-chan?" Giotto beamed.
"Y-yeah... onii-chan, this must be your friends that always came around..." Tsuna said realizing they looked alot like Guardian members.
"Yupp! G is Gokudera's look alike with red hair, Lampo is a green-haired Lambo, Asari is a flute playing Yamamoto, Knuckles is a black-haired Sasagawa, Alaude is a meaner white haired Hibari, and Daemon is a spade, double-parted version of Mukuro!" Giotto exclaimed as if it wasn't the slightest bit creepy.
Tsuna decided it was best to just shrug it off as he explained the rest. "Shamal will be the main doctor for us, Dino will be your other teacher when we aren't available, Futa will keep your ratings in check, and Bianchi will be making our food." Tsuna sighed.
"BIANCHI?" Gokudera yelled as he ran to Tsuna. "BUT JYUUDAIME, WHY MY SISTER?"
"Why are you calling me Jyuudaime?" Tsuna asked ignoring his question.
"Because you managed to get Hibari over here without getting hurt while ten comments about you were made before you two came back! But why my sister?" Gokudera yelled shaking Tsuna.
"Bianchi is your sister?" Tsuna asked.
"No one else in this fanfiction is named Bianchi but my sister!"
'Fanfiction?' Tsuna thought. "Well we managed to teach your sister some decent cooking and she isn't by herself. Mom, Kyoko, Haru, I-pin, and sometimes I help out."
"But-" Gokudera got cut off.
"If anyone has any pets you would like us to watch over, please send them to my room, #27. Thanks, now I'm going to call off everything I had planned today and get some paperwork done. The cafeteria is on the 3rd floor, Bath and lockers on the 5th, rooms on the 2nd and 4th floors, 6th floor is a training room, 7th floor is a gym, and the auditorium is the attached building. If you have any further questions come to my room and ask or ask Basil, Lanchia, Spanner, Giotto, Shouichi, or Fran. ...Also Reborn might know a few things himself." Tsuna said as he walked off to go sleep.
'Seems the boy knows alot than I thought he did...' Reborn thought as his fedora shaded over his eyes.
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BLOOP! SO OOC!
Oh wells I guess... Well anyways I already saw how reviews I had and hoped you guys would start reviewing and I take anonymous reviews too :D I love you guys!