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Naruto stared off into the strange pink sky as he layed on the grassy ground of the Afterlife. It was strange. Not even an hour minutes ago, he was told his father was from an elite alien race and yet was offed by some demon? Naruto didn't believe it until he thought about why he was different. Well, aside from the fact that he had a demon sealed within him. Freakishly large appetite? Check. Insane ability to recover from any wound or training with little effort? Check. Endless supply of energy? Double check. Naruto told King Kai that he thought it was Kyuubi doing this and the Kai of the North told him that the only thing Kyuubi did was maximize his healing ability.
But right now, Naruto was digesting the information he had been given. Apparently time was different here than on his planet. His planet apparently was much faster in rotation that any of the others in this section of the universe and Afterlife's time tied to Earth's time. And to sum it up, 5 days = 5 weeks. So, within the next 3 days (his planet time) he would have to Master everything Goku was going to teach him. Which was going to be different from his usual teachings. Because Naruto was going to have to learn EVERYTHING from scratch.
For, (according to the older Saiyan) his martial arts was shit and Naruto swore Goku was going to have a heart attack when Naruto asked, "What the hell is KI?" Naruto sighed and looked up at the cream yellow clouds in the pink sky. He also asked King Kai how did he get here and the blue being smiled and went silent. Naruto, having a strange day left the blue man and the older orange loving male alone, hoping to relieve his confusion and rage at King Kai. (Secret keeping old men!) But as Naruto began to drift off, a noise near him made him sit up. Coming out of the foliage near Naruto was a grumbling red haired man.
Once he exited the wood, he looked around. His eyes narrowed as the crimson orbs fell upon Naruto. "YOU!" Naruto stood, drawing out a kunai. "Me? What do you want with me?" The new man growled, "Do YOU have any idea how fucking HARD it is to find your useless ASS? I have been wandering this plane for over a fucking day LOOKING for YOU!" The young Jinchuriki glared at the strange man before throwing his kunai. The man caught it and in front of Naruto's eyes, bent the holy hell out of it. Soon, it looked like a little ball of metal. "That won't work on me brat." "Then how about this?" The stranger turned around to see Goku flying at him, KI Blast in his hands.
Crimson eyes widened before he dodged. Goku skidded to a stop in front of Naruto, ready to go Super Saiyan all over this new guy's ass. And said new male glared at the Saiyan. "What the FUCK is wrong with you humans? All I am trying to is find the kit and get the hell home!" "Well well, this is a strange predicament we are in." All of the males turned around to see King Kai walking up to them. "King Kai! Be careful!" shouted Goku. Said blue man grinned and said, "Relax he isn't going to hurt anyone. Isn't that right Kyuubi?"
Naruto's jaw hit the ground while Goku looked confused. "But King Kai, you said that the Kyuubi was a fox?" Kyuubi growled at the taller orange clothed male. "I am KYUBBI. It is just that when I got sent to this plane with the kit, something transformed me into a human. I don't like this and I want to go home! You!" he pointed at Naruto. "We are leaving! Now!" Goku narrowed his eyes. "Naruto isn't going anywhere." Naruto went around Goku and yelled, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF KAMI IS GOING ON?" King Kai laughed and Kyuubi growled...
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Naruto sat in the kitchen, looking from Goku (who was sitting on his left) to Kyuubi (who was sitting on his right). Both males were glaring at each other and frankly, Naruto was ready for one of them to leap across the table. And they weren't going to fight, not in King Kai's new residence. But right now, the males were listening (Naruto was) to the blue being. "Alright, since we have no idea when Naruto's friends will wake him, we must begin his training immediately." Naruto cocked his head, "Wait, what do you mean?"
Kyuubi scoffed and leaned back in his chair. "What the blue one means kit is that your mind and soul are here but your body is back in that forest." The ninja frowned. "What do you mean? I am in my body right?" Here the demon sighed and sat upright, looking at his container. "Kit, listen and listen well. I am not explaining myself again. There are 3 things you need in order to be considered alive. Mind. Body. Soul. Right now, you only have two out of the three. Mind and Soul. I, sadly only have one right now. My soul. Since my Soul is attached to yours, when you got dragged here, my Soul followed."
"So, you are free to do whatever you want then?" Kyuubi sighed, "No. Okay. How to explain it. Aha! Okay," he looked at King Kai, "mind if I have a piece of paper and a pencil?" King Kai grumbled and went and got the items. Kyuubi nodded in thanks and drew on the paper. On it were two drawings. Both were humans and had 2 circles inside. "Okay, here is how it goes." He pointed at one of the mini circles. "One is your soul. And the other is your mind. Now," he drew a line from one of the circles from one human to the other. "My mind and soul are sealed within your body."
Kyuubi drew another line. Officially "tying" one human to the other. He then erased the outline of one of the humans. "But I have no body. When your Yondaime sealed me within you, my body died. Seeing how it didn't have a mind or soul to help maintain it. So, in order to stay alive, my Mind and Soul use your body as mine. Get it?" Naruto looked at the drawings and said, "I get it. But that doesn't explain why you are here now." The demon's eye twitched. "For when your mind and soul got dragged here, my soul went with you, leaving my mind in your body. Which is a Kami send cause your body probably would have died not even 24 hours later, leaving you here. Stuck. Forever."
Naruto gasped and looked at King Kai, who slowly nodded. Naruto whimpered, which caused Goku to give him an one arm hug. "So," Kyuubi turned away from the distraught child to King Kai. "When shall the kit's training begin?" King Kai smirked, "Right now if he wants." That perked the young orange lover up. "Training? Really?" Goku and King Kai laughed, while Kyuubi snorted. All of the adults were glad that the boy hadn't lost his innocence. Not yet...
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Sakura was really beginning to hate her life. It had been 2 days since Orochimaru attacked and neither of the boys had woken up yet. Sasuke was having some kind of fever while Naruto was passed out. Hell it seemed the blond was in a coma of some sorts, which was beginning to scare the pinkette. Why? Cause a silent Naruto is not natural. He was always loud and energetic, and Sakura had gotten used to hat. Not this silent, almost death-like Naruto.
But Sakura was jolted out of her stray thoughts by the arrival of the Sound Team. And they looked like they weren't just there to party. Sakura ground her teeth, ready to take these punks on...
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Naruto panted as he avoided another punch from Goku. It had been two weeks (Afterlife Time) and Naruto had come really far. Hell it was a God send that he knew the Shadow Clone Jutsu otherwise, he would still be stuck. When the blond discovered that he could remember what ever the clone did before is "died." So, that made his training go faster. And right now, The now flying teen was sparring with the older Saiyan, while Kyuubi was sun bathing on the grass below them. The demon was thoroughly enjoying his time outside of the seal by relaxing and had asked King Kai where he could find a willing woman. King Kai laughed and showed him. The demon had disappeared for 3 days before returning, fully sated. Much to Naruto and Goku's confusion.
King Kai, on the other hand, gave a knowing smile but that was neither here nor there. Naruto growled as he dodged another kick and threw out a punch. Only for it to be blocked. Naruto roared and backed away. He held out his hands, KI building. "Eat this! UZUMAKI SWIRL!" He blasted off several KI blasts and began making them swirl. Goku's eyes widened before he batted the blasts away, much to Naruto's ire and Kyuubi's amusement. The blond growled and landed on the ground. He screamed in frustration as Goku landed. "Why can't I beat you?" He stomped the ground, before sitting. Goku rubbed the back of his head, a look of confusion on his face.
"Well, I have been fighting like this for a long time Naruto-kun. You on the other hand, have not. Hell you are the same age as my son." Naruto harrumphed, pouting. The two adults who were watching this couldn't help but laugh...
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Sakura screamed as she tried to fight off Zaku. The Sound nin growled and grabbed one of her fists. "Just. Hold. The. Fuck. STILL!" He grunted, trying to hold his prey still. Dosu, who was lounging against a tree, said, "Hurry up Zaku. We don't have time for you to play with her." Zaku barked at the other Sound Genin. "I am just killing time until Uchiha wakes up. Besides," he leered at Sakura's body, "She's just the way I like them."
Sakura felt tears run down her face as she continued to fight. She screamed out, "SASUKE! NARUTO! WAKE UP! NARUTO!"
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Naruto blinked and looked at the sky. "Hey, did anyone else hear that?" he asked. King Kai sighed and said, "Guess it is time for you to go back then. If you can hear your friends then that means your time here is up." Naruto looked sad, only to hear Kyuubi speak. "Don't worry Kit. I have no doubt you will be seeing monkey boy and blue berry soon." Goku laughed at the nicknames while King Kai looked like he was going to skin Kyuubi alive.
The younger half-Saiyan chuckled and stood up, standing next to the also now standing Demon fox. "Well, then we better go home then." He frowned and looked at the Kai of the North. "How will we be getting home?" King Kai smirked and said, "Like this." He snapped his fingers and that was the last thing Naruto saw before it went black...
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Naruto groaned as his soul/mind returned to his body. He sat up, rubbing his head to dispel the headache that was there. But Naruto's head snapped to the side as he heard a familiar scream. What he saw made him growl like the Saiyan he was." Without even thinking, he charged a KI Blast...
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Sakura closed her eyes as Zaku finally managed to pull down his pants. The boy grinned and as he reached for her panties, something hit his side. Effectively launching him off of Sakura. Sakura blinked and looked in the direction the other Sound Nins were looking at. Standing there was Naruto. And he was pissed...
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CUT! End Chapter! I know, cliffy but hey, it is getting interesting right? XD Review please!