A/N: This is for the person who got confused about Nzuri in the pride. It said that some of the lionesses were from different prides. There's a possibility that Nzuri was found when she was still a little baby. I didn't say that one of the lionesses there was her mother though. I just wanted to explain that just in case. Anyway, please enjoy!

Simba and Kovu got comfortable inside the den. Simba stated, "Tomorrow we'll be in and out, in no time. Is there anything you have to say to me?"

Kovu said, "Yeah. When we get to sleep, keep your fat ass on your side of the den."

Simba was about to pounce at him until, they noticed a lioness came in. She had grey fur, white underbelly, paws and eyeliner, misty green eyes, and a black spiral wrapped around her right leg. They looked at her. She cleared her throat. "We have prepared the feast for you. By the way, my name is Shanti, and I'll be your…advisor.

They walked in front of her. After a few seconds they were already there. Kovu exclaimed, "Whoa! What're you doing back there?"

Shanti called, "Nothing!"

The two walked in. Kovu whispered to Simba, "I think she either touched or licked the back of my legs."

Simba laughed, "I'm still surprised my daughter mated with you. Let's not go thinking your mister popular."

Kovu growled at him. He sighed, "Will you give me a break?"

Simba laughed as he walked inside. Kovu gave one last look at Shanti and then walked.

Inside-Main Den

On a stone tablet laid fresh kill. All the lionesses surrounded it. Simba walked in front of Kovu. He bowed his head ceremoniously. "Thank you. You really didn't need to do this."

Kovu whispered loud enough for Simba to hear, "Actually, they kinda did."

Simba said through his teeth, "That's enough Lord Douche Bag."

Kovu agreed, "Alright King Cunt."

The two glared at each other. The all giggled again. I hate it when they do that. Simba thought. If Nala was around, she would kill all of them just for giggling. Malkia announced, "It was no trouble, since lioness are the ones to mostly hunt."

Simba nodded. The two bent down to eat, but stopped when they noticed the lionesses were just looking at them. Kovu whispered, "This is kind of disturbing."

Simba asked, "Um…Are you guys okay? Are you gonna eat?"

The girls snapped back into reality. Instead of staying in the den, they all left out. They both gave them all confusing looks. Kovu repeated, "I'm gonna make a run for it."

Simba once again, stopped him. Kovu turned around and gave Simba a weird stare. He seemed unaffected by it and just started eating. I can't believe Simba isn't getting weird vibes. Kovu sighed and started eating.

10 minutes later

Kovu and Simba walked out the den. They noticed that all the lionesses were outside. They all had creepy smiles on their faces. Simba didn't think anything of it. But Kovu gave them a, what're-you-up-to look. The two tried to avoid eye contact and walked back to their residing den. The sun had already set and they were exhausted.

They got inside their den and got ready for bed. Kovu asked, "Do you get a creepy feeling from them?"

Simba sighed, "No. Now, shut up!"

Kovu didn't say anything. He shut his eyes and went to sleep, hoping that all of this is just a vivid dream.

Next morning

Kovu's eyes opened up slightly. He saw a figure lying on top of him. He smiled thinking that the figure was just Kiara. Then, his eyes shot open. His eyes opened wide. The figure was Shanti. He screamed, "What're you doing!"

Her eyes opened up. She sighed, "Well, you seemed comfortable."

Kovu just gave her a confusing look. She continued, "I…uh….thought that we could…well…"

His eyes widened. It finally dawned on him. He put out, "I'm sorry. I have a mate."

She looked around, clueless. She didn't understand him at all. She giggled, "I don't see how it matters."

He was surprised that his eyes didn't pop out of his head. He called, "Simba!"

He sprinted out of the den to find Simba. There were two lionesses standing outside the den. Shanti walked outside. One nudged her shoulder. The lioness sighed, "I told you to go with Simba."

A few feet away

Simba was getting a drink from the river until…. "Simba!" Kovu called.

He picked up his head and saw Kovu sprinting towards him. Kovu bumped into Simba and he fell into the river. Kovu shouted, "Simba, where are you!"

He looked around frantically for him. The next thing he knew he was dragged down into the river. Kovu's head emerged from the water; he looked up and saw Simba looking down at him, smirking. He got out from the water and shook in front of Simba. Kovu remembered what he was gonna say. He turned around to tell him, but Simba was getting ready to pounce. Kovu pleaded, "Let me tell you something first."

Simba got on his haunches and growled, "You got five seconds."

Kovu hurried, "I think all the lionesses here want to mate with us." He ended it with a nervous smile.

Simba asked still glaring, "Are you done?"

Kovu nodded. Simba pounce at Kovu. The two rolled around the ground, it was interrupted by giggles. Simba saw three lionesses. He sighed, "I hate it when they giggle."

One of them demanded, "Malkia has asked for your presence, King Simba."

Simba nodded. He kicked Kovu in the head and walked along with the three. Kovu sighed, "He's gonna get raped."

10 minutes later

Kovu rolled around in the grass, waiting for the poor soul. After a few seconds, he heard running. He looked up and saw Simba. His mane was all wild, his tail was tucked in and he was shaking. Kovu smiled. "They wanted to mate with you didn't they."

Simba nodded slowly. "All three of them wanted to."

Kovu laughed, "Hey! You would've had a foursome."

Simba once again attacked Kovu.

Back in the Pridelands

Nala sat at the peak of Pride Rock; she looked out at the horizon. Her daughter, Kiara went by her side. She asked, "Mom, are you okay?"

Instantly, she started crying. She wept, "I don't know if Simba's dead or not. They haven't found him anywhere."

Kiara consoled, "You don't think I feel the same way about Kovu. I fear the worse, but I know he'll be fine."

Nala's head dropped. She seemed to be deep in thought. Her head picked up and she had a determined look on her face. She walked away from the peak and started descending. Kiara asked, "Where are you going?"

Nala shouted, "I'm going to find Simba!"

Kiara looked around. She thought her mother was crazy, until she shouted, "Well…wait for me!"

The two were determined to find their mates. It shouldn't be too hard. Kovu and Simba have been through weird adventures before, how much weirder can it get?

After this i may write more crazy adventures with Kovu and Simba. I'm actually having fun writing this. By the way, this may be 5 chapters long possibly longer. It really depends. Is this chapter good! Please Review!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Lion King characters. I only own Shanti and all of Malkia's pride.