Chapter 13: Bathroom.
Grimmjow rushed into the bathroom, cursing low under his breath.
He unzipped his pants, and sighed happily as he released all the liquid inside his bladder.
He leaned his head back, and closed his eyes, getting rid of all his fluid waste.
In that exact moment, Ulquiorra walked in, and stood by his right side, already unzipping his pants.
Grimmjow couldn't believe his luck.
The emo bastard doesn't know just what a mistake he did! He thought, smirking.
He will tell everyone about Ulquiorra's petite size, that's for sure!
Grimmjow opened an eyelid, and peeked.
Tsk! He thought, annoyed, I can't see…!
Ulquiorra, sensing his eyes, glanced at him.
"Sexta?"
Grimmjow pretended not to have been looking at him, and yawned, "Hn?"
"…," Ulquiorra shook his head, "nothing."
He turned back, and continued doing his business.
Grimmjow grinned to himself, and looked down at him casually.
Ulquiorra frowned, and turned his back on him.
Grimmjow scowled, and tried to strike conversation, "I heard we're getting elevators…"
Ulquiorra glanced back at him, and shrugged.
Grimmjow pursed his lips.
Damn…. He thought.
Then something struck him, and he leered, "Look, a heart!"
Ulquiorra's eyes widened, and he turned towards him, wide exposed, "Where?"
It was Grimmjow's turn to be wide-eyed.
He gawked openly at the younger boy, his jaw hitting the floor.
"Y-you…!" He managed.
I-i can't believe it! He…he's bigger than me!
Ulquiorra suddenly looked at him, confused, then startled. "Why are you staring at my…?"
Grimmjow's face flushed different shades of red, and he quickly zipped his pants.
He used Sonido, all escaped, leaving Ulquiorra standing alone, his face betraying his thoughts.
Now, folks. Let's remember this happened in less than five minutes, considering how much time guys take to urinate.