Kovu and Simba were almost there, until Simba stopped running. Kovu turned around. Simba asked, "How will we explain to them that we were almost raped?"

Kovu thought for a few seconds. "I guess…we'll wing it. Either that, or find some new mates or dig a grave; we're probably gonna get killed."

Simba just nodded. Then, there was another roar. All the sudden, a tree branch flew out of nowhere and it almost hit Kovu in the head! Simba thought, Wow! Malkia's pride is really strong! That'll be a good use in our hunting party. Wait a minute!

Simba asked, "Kovu, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Kovu answered in shock, "I don't know. Are you thinking: Holy shit, holy shit, a tree branch almost went through my head? If so, then yes."

Simba rolled his eyes and started running. Kovu eventually followed behind.

Near the cliff

It wasn't a big surprise that they were fighting. Although, 15 against 2 just doesn't seem fair. Then again, Kiara and Nala are whooping their asses pretty good. There was a shout, "STOP!"

They all stopped and turned around. It was Kovu and Simba.

Both Kiara and Nala called, "Kovu! Simba!"

They both nuzzled their mates. The lionesses just looked at them confusingly. One lioness spoke out, "You two have mates. And you didn't even bother telling us."

Kovu's eyes widened. He stopped nuzzling Kiara and shouted, "Hold on a second!"

Simba whispered, "Kovu, shut up."

He kept going, "I told you guys that hundreds of times. You can even ask Shanti when she was having sex with me last night, somehow."

Kiara whispered surprised, "Excuse me."

"And Simba," Kovu started.

Simba shouted, "SHUT UP!"

Nala looked at her mate, suspiciously. She said, "Actually Kovu, go on. I'd like to hear this."

He hesitated but went on, "And Simba, told you guys that before he had that foursome. Ain't that right, Simba? Simba?"

He turned around and saw Simba snarling. He tried his best not to attack, no matter how much he wanted to. Simba snarled, "Sometimes, I just want to choke you, like a…puppy."

Kovu smiled at him. Simba felt something burning behind him. He turned around and saw Nala glaring at him with her icy eyes. He smiled. "I'm sorry, honeytree."

Nala snarled, "Go suck your dick."

Kovu started laughing at him. Then, he remembered his own wife. He sighed, "Kiara, I,"

She interrupted, "It's alright Kovu. I know you wouldn't do something like that."

Kovu turned his head and smiled at Simba, who was slack jawed. Kiara rubbed her head against his chest. She continued, "But, if you scare me like that again,"

She took her head off of his chest and gave him the scariest glare ever. He was taken aback. She growled, "I will, fucking kill you."

Her expression turned sweet again, she licked his face and pranced away. Kovu sat there with a blank expression. He asked, "What the hell just happened?"

Malkia walked up to Simba and asked, "You're leaving?"

He didn't want to answer then, remembered his plan. He asked, "Would you like to join our pride? We could use help with our hunting party."

She looked at the other lionesses. They all nodded. He gestured them to follow. Simba yanked on Kovu's tail to get him to move. It didn't work. He whispered something in his ear. Kovu shivered and followed the rest of the pride. Nala went over to him and asked, "What did you say?"

He answered, "I said, I was the one who raped him, not Shanti."

Nala gave him a disgusted look; he noticed it and shouted, "I'm not gay!"

She rolled her eyes and they both followed.

Walking Home

The trip was rather silent. Kovu and Simba were happy just to be out of there. I think this will be great for the pride. Simba looked at Kovu. He asked, "Kovu, do you think…"

He answered, "No."

Kiara and Nala laughed. Simba just frowned at him. He whispered, "I wonder if I could bite off his head and no one would notice."

Bonus Ending

Pride Rock-Den

Kovu and Simba lay lazily in the den. Simba had to say something that he wanted to get off of his chest. He called, "Kovu."

Kovu lifted his head and asked, "What's up?"

Simba took a deep breath and answered, "You know I find you irritable at times and I'll attack you occasionally. But, deep down, I guess I find it…funny."

"What's funny?"

"You know, when you act extremely stupid and pretend you don't know what's going on." Simba explained.

Kovu got silent for a bit. He asked, "Who are you saying that to?"

Simba answered calmly, "You, Kovu."

He asked, "What're you talking to me about?"

"Look, I'm just saying, you're a really great friend."

"Thanks Simba. I appreciate that. Who are you saying that to?"

Simba shouted extremely irritated, "YOU!"

Kovu got quiet. He looked around and exclaimed, "Look at that! We're in the den!"

Simba glared at him. He whispered, "I'm gonna slash your throat tonight while you're sleeping."

Kovu asked stunned, "What!"

Simba put his down and said, "Nothing."

THE END

Did you like the ending? Do you want more? If you do, there's plenty where that came from. The series is gonna be called "Kovu and Simba". They'll all be different. Either way i'll try to keep it really funny. The recent one i posted was "The Liongiest". Although, that ones more serious than funny. It still has a little comedy sprinkled. Anyway, i hope you enjoyed. Keep on the look out for more. Please Review!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Lion King characters. I only own Shanti, Malkia and Malkia's pride.