Chapter 17: Telephone.
Aizen sat back on his throne, rubbing his temples in annoyance.
"Can't any one do anything right in this goddamned place…?" He growled.
Gin prompted, suddenly appearing behind him, "Oi, taichou, I'm your right hand man! I'm capable~!"
Aizen sighed, "Yes, Gin, yes…if you're so capable, do me a favor."
Aizen smiled.
Gin nodded.
"Tell Harribel to tell every one that we are having tostadas for lunch today," Aizen said, smiling to himself.
Gin grinned, and nodded.
He skipped away happily, searching for the tanned woman.
Harribel stood by a window, looking out and sighing.
Gin sneaked behind her, and whispered, "Boo-"
"ARGH!" Harribel yelped, almost bumping back against him, but Gin managed to dodge just in time.
The woman growled, and hissed, "Ichimaru! What do you want?"
Gin smiled his foxy smile.
"Aizen-taichou said we are having burritos for lunch today!" And just as quickly as he had appeared, he disappeared!
"That bastard…" Harribel muttered.
Behind a large, dull door, Nnoitra grinned slightly confused.
"We are smoking cigarros for church today?" He mouthed, tilting his head to the side.
Which, of course, was a huge mistake, since the weight of his "spoon hood" dragged him down into the ground.
A passing Ulquiorra stared blankly at him, "Scum," he said, "WHAt are you doing on the floor…?"
Nnoitra looked up, and glared.
"None of your fucken business, Emo Druggie." He smirked.
Ulquiorra stared at him calmly, and lifted his hand towards him, as if offering to help him up.
Nnoitra looked at Ulquiorra surprised.
And then horrified.
"Ahhhhh, shit," He pouted, as a Cero blasted off his face.
Ulquiorra, having the keen eyes of a feline, and the hearing of a one hundred year-old Chihuahua, thought, So we are jogging incognito on our way to do some research, hm?
Ulquiorra tapped on Grimmjow's door, "Scum, We are jogging incognito on our way to do some-!"
A door slammed against his face, and closed back.
Ulquiorra glared at the door, and kicked.
He left.
Inside, Grimmjow mumbled, "Three hundred and twenty seven… three hundred and twenty eight…three hundred and twenty niiiiine…"
He panted, and lifted up once again, "THREE FUCKEN HUNDRED AND FLIPPING THIRTY!"
He huffed, and slumped against the ground.
"Oh, so what was it the weirdo wanted? Something about shopping for…what?" Grimmjow got up, and walked towards the Laboratorio Scientifico Hall.
He smashed into the wall, tearing a hole, and yelled, "Szayel! Ulquiorra wants you to buy condons or something!"
(…)
And so, later that afternoon, as all the Espada gathered for lunch, they annoyed and whined and bitched to Aizen why they were having burritos for lunch…and, ahem!, why were Ulquiorra and Orihime missing?