Hueco Mundo Madness

by Ms.GrinAndCry

I wrote this like four years ago - I probably won't take it down until I've written more stuff, and since this is my only (?) Bleach story I'll probably keep it until I write another one. Please don't read this. Save me from the embarrassment.

19. Chapter 19

Chapter 19: The Zombie Apocalypse.

Ey.

Grimmjow here.

Allright, 2012, the end of the world, blah blah blah.

Well, guess what, mother fuckers?

It's here already.

But it ain't your "Ah, the sky's falling!" kinda Apocalypse. It's more of an "Ah, zombies are falling outta the sky!" thang, ya know?

Anyhow, here are some tips on how to fight the ass smelling fuckers.

First things firsts, guys, if you see a zombie near you, please don't run.

Unless you're one dumb bastard, don't run. It'll only get'em riled off and ready to go.

Secondly, if you happen to stumble across anything uselful- guns, water guns, condoms, gum, rocks, sticks, WHATEVER- take it. You never know how it'll come in handy.

Thirdly, never turn your back on the brain-eating trash. Zombies DON'T shamble, believe me. They're quite fast. And I'll dare compare their speed to that of our Sonido. Yep, that's right. So if you ignore rule number one, you'll just get screwed at your own game.

Rule number 4-Gosh, I LOATH that number!- Stay away from windows and second floor buildings. Zombies tend to be attracted to both of these.

Tip number 5: If you completely ignored the previous rules, I suggest you pray and bring a few machetes along.

And, the most awesome, most sexiest, cool, smart, and strong number ever, SIXXXXXXXXX: Dude, I don't know why you'd follow this rules. Just blast a friggen Cero, and Fin.