Chapter 21: Gin Ichimaru
Ello! ~ It's me, y'alls favorite character, Ichimaru Gin!
Lord Aizen *cough* Gaylord! *cough* spoke to us this afternoon. He wants the following people to keep a diary, or a journal, as I prefer to say.
Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Harribel, and myself.
So, first things first, I wake up this afternoon, since I usually wake up around six, well, anyhow! I wake up, and find Kaname on top of me.
And, let me tell you something, don't you DARE fuck with me, 'cause I'll fuck you twice as bad.
Soooo, yep!
Anyhow, let's just say I, ahem, "messed him up bad." To put it nicely…
So yeah. Came down to have my wonderful oat-and-raisins cereal, which is the key to having a beautiful face like mine.
Teehee.
So, as I sat there, eating, I hear these…these moans coming from the next door room.
Which just happens to be Ulquiorra's.
"Oi?" I say to myself, a slow grin creeping into my face.
This should be fun, I thought.
I got up, and started making my merry way to the boy's room.
More moans, this time stronger, resonated across my ears.
"Ichimaru." A voice murmured close by, which caused me to jump in surprise.
I turned around, and sighed, "Aizen-taichou? I thought you were taking your beauty sleep- I mean, your siesta…."
Aizen considered me for a second, before shaking his head in what I took to be defeat, "Ah, it's not of importance. I just came to get a few aspirins." Just as he finished his last words, he retreated back, and I watched until he disappeared around the corner.
"….better be careful." I said ominously to my own.
Again, I crept away, deciding to leave the mysterious moans for another day.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyhow, so, like, I'm totally hyped, right? 'Cause, like, you know, it's me! So, whatever, I walk and come across my favorite person to bother, Grimmjow Jaegerjacks.
Whoot, right?!
"Urgh!" I hear him say as he wheels to the opposite direction.
Not so fast! I thought, smirking.
I use Shunpo, and wrap my arms around the blueberry's waist.
His eye twitches in annoyance.
Man, does THAT turn me on-! Err, I mean…get me happy.
So, yeah.
He elbows me, and I get off, huffing.
"Ma, Grimmy Kitty! Why so mean today? Did Nnoitra break up with you? If so, I'll always be available!" I wink.
He gives me his best WTF?! look, and I grin.
"What the &#^%!# * of the #(u9 !#(8 are you talking about?!" He shouts in my face.
Ew.
I've got spit all over me perrrty visage! Yuck!
"…yare, yare, Sexta. You shouldn't yell on people's faces. It's quite rude." I say quietly, boosting up my reiatsu to about .08% percent.
He, of course, falls to his knees like the scum he really is.
"S-sonuva…!" He mutters through gritted teeth.
I kneel down close to his face, and open my eyes just an inch.
I say, "Bye-Bye!"
And poof! he turns into a cat. (Kids, do not try this at home. Especially on your parents.)
"Aw," I coo mockingly, grabbing him in my hands and setting his furry face close to mine, "If you were always on this form, I wouldn't have to be such a bitch with ya."
He growls.
Or something like that. I honestly think it sounds like a purr, though…meh.
I threw Grimmy Kitty out the window, across Las Noches, and into Hueco Mundo.
Confused? Good.