"Oh great, she's totally going to be looking for me tomorrow. She's gonna be pissed and then she'll want to talk things out and blah blah blah... Fuck, I need to think of an excuse... Or maybe I could get super stoned and she'll just get mad and leave! ...Well getting stoned is what caused this in the first place... Ugh, I need to smoke a fat bowl and think about this" She pinched the space between her eyes and flew towards her house. When she arrived to her small home she floated straight to her bedroom and crashed out on her bed. She just wanted to sleep and never wake up so she wouldn't have to see a stupid pink girl she just unwisely fooled around with. Marceline didn't sleep for long, maybe 3 or 4 hours max. Even though she didn't want to get out of bed, she forced herself up and decided to change into something more comfortable since she was still in the same clothes from last night. She floated off her bed and opened her closet doors. Marceline lazily changed into a gray tank top and black gym shorts, but she kept her on her white ankle-length socks. The vampire then flew downstairs and hovered over her sofa. She knew that in a couple of hours there's going to be an angry Princess Bubblegum knocking on her door wanting to talk about feelings and junk.
"Fuck." Marceline cursed out and dragged her hands down her face in desperation.
"What the glob do I do?!" She threw her pale arms in the air and looked over to Schwabl, her small white poodle, sitting on the couch wagging its tail. Marceline arched her brows and continued to think for her life.
"I could just do what I told myself yesterday... " She rubbed her chin with a pale finger and thumb.
"It would be a good plan cuz PB will be like 'Oh my glob Marceline you're too high and you're not functioning correctly so I can't talk to you in this state you're in!' Yeah! That works! It's a win-win, I avoid a stupid emotional talk with PB and I get to get stoned too!" Marceline laughed to herself and petted Schwabl on the head. She then reached over and grabbed Jady off of her table. She went up to her room and returned with a bag of weed in one hand and Jady still in the other. She floated into her kitchen and filled her bong with fresh water and went back into her living room. She set the items down on the table in front of her and began to fill the blue bowl with the green substance. Once there was a good amount crammed inside she took her black lighter off the table and lit the bowl. She placed her pale mouth over the clear opening and inhaled deeply. Still inhaling the smoke, she lifted the detachable blue bowl and cleared it. She exhaled and blew white smoke onto her poodle sitting next to her on her couch. The white fluffy dog gave a small sneeze and continued to wag its tail. Marceline laughed at her dog who sometimes she finds hilarious when she's high. She continued taking nonstop bong hits and forgot all about the bubblegum princess who was surely to angrily knock on her door at any moment now.
Back in the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum was woken up by the sound of knocking on her large candy doors.
"Your majesty, it's time to wake up!" A small candy butler informed Bubblegum through her doors. PB fluttered her eyes and shut them again.
"I'm awake." Princess Bubblegum replied automatically and had completely forgotten that there was supposed to be a pale vampire next to her.
"Very well then, your breakfast is waiting downstairs Princess." Peppermint Butler left and the Princess yawned as she stretched out on the bed. She suddenly stopped stretching and widely opened her eyes when she remembered about Marceline. She quickly looked for her but all she saw was an empty space next to her. She thought she was dreaming at first, she even blamed the weed. But it's not like she's never had dreams like that before. She realized it wasn't a dream when she felt slight pain as she rubbed her neck. She quickly ran over to her mirror and discovered vampire hickeys, bruises, and white spots all around her neck. Her face quickly reddened and she clenched her fists in anger.
"How dare that vampire just come in her and have her way with me and just LEAVE! Ugh, how could I let her do that, AGAIN! I need to stop this. She can't keep doing whatever she desires whenever she wants. I am not her toy that she can just play with and toss away when she'd bored. You'll pay for this Marceline." Bubblegum was furious, she stomped over to her closet and hastily changed into one of her casual pink dresses. Before she left she told her butler that she had urgent business to take care of so she would need to take the day off, the butler only obeyed her and took care of her daily princess duties. Bubblegum hoped onto The Marrow and flew off into the sky. During the ride to the vampire's house she became angrier and angrier. She thought about what she was going to confront Marceline about, and she wouldn't leave until she got clear answers from her. Once she finally arrived she shooed The Marrow away and walked over to Marceline's door with clenched fists. She angrily knocked on the door and waited for a pale girl to open it. Inside the house, Marceline was lying on the floor staring at the ceiling, completely stoned out of her mind. At first she didn't hear the angry knocking since she was too busy deep in thought about tomatoes and other random thoughts that popped into her unstable mind. But the knocking got louder and it caused to jump into the air in fear. She floated in mid-air trying to find what caused the sound. There was another loud knock. Marceline finally figured out that it was coming from her door and cautiously floated over to it. She stared at the door until a voice came from behind it.
"Marceline! I know you're in there, now open this door immediately!" Bubblegum banged on the wooden door harshly. Marceline raised her brows in shock. "Peebles is stuck inside the door!" she thought to herself and laughed loudly. The banging stopped for a moment.
"Is she... Why is she laughing?" Bubblegum was even MORE angered and continued violently banging on the door.
"MARCELINE QUIT YOUR LAUGHING AND OPEN THE DAMN DOOR RIGHT NOW!" The laughing stopped. Marceline then somehow figured how to open the door and slowly swung it open, staring at Bubblegum with a confused expression. Like she had no clue what was going on, which she really didn't. PB's eyes widened, she noticed the bloodshot squinty eyes, that awfully familiar smell, the faint smoke in her living room, that stupid expression on her face... She was completely under the influence. Just as PB thought she couldn't get any madder, Marceline always finds a way to completely worsen her mood and bring out her bad side. She shoot a terrible hateful look at Marceline and slapped her clean on the pale cheek with all her might. Marceline fell back and hit the floor. The vampire found herself staring at the ceiling again, but this time with pain on the left side of her face. Marceline was barely making sense of what just happened but all she could feel was a strange sensation extending over her face. She felt like she was being slapped repeatedly, each slap getting less noticeable. Bubblegum glared at Marceline and waited for a response or for herself to say something. But Bubblegum couldn't find any words to say.
"Dude... What?" Marceline spoke out and slowly sat up and looked at Bubblegum for an explanation of what was going on. Bubblegum clenched her teeth and raised her hand for another harsh smack but lowered it and ran away from the extremely sedated vampire. She called to The Marrow and flew back to her Candy Kingdom. Marceline watched the angry pink girl leave. She then stood up and quietly closed the door and floated over her sofa.
"Who was that? Or... What was that?" Marceline shrugged her shoulders and thought about how she just got smacked in the face and slowly realized that it was Bubblegum. The event played over and over again in her head. She concluded that Bubblegum was mad at her, slapped her, and ran away.
"No, no, no, no! Ugh." Marceline didn't want to deal with any of this shit.
"Fuck this." She grabbed Jady and packed another bowl, even though she was already pretty stoned. She didn't want to think about anything, she wanted all the feelings and junk to go away. She took constant large bong hits until she was completely shit-faced and couldn't even move or talk.
Bubblegum felt angry tears fall down her face as she flew back to her castle on The Marrow. When she arrived she immediately threw herself onto the bed and sobbed as she furiously clenched onto her bed sheets.
"That! Ugh! That fucking no good druggie!" Bubblegum probably hasn't been this angry in a looong time, she screamed and punched into her bed and until she decided it was worthless. She cried herself to sleep that night and wished that she didn't have to ever wake up.