Part 6
Santana walked across the beach to where Sam was sitting,
Santana: Listen Trouty before you speak because I know those humongous lips of your gets tired of hanging off your white as hell head. So rumor mill is…
Sam: Sugar and I are not dating.
Santana: Okay Firsts of alls is thoughts I tolds you to Shut up. Seconds that's not what I was going to say and Thirds thanks for that juicy news. Tell me more about you and this Sugar.
Sam: What happened Santana?
Santana: Listen we all know about the "polar bear" thing because other people saw it, other than the horrible liar, Finn the Lying Giant. And the rumor of that one French chick the radio people heard, plus Sayid finding this chick and realizing before she went all Hannibal the cannibal or something that she was way beyond koko in the noggin. But John Locke and Boone have been sneaking away almost every day apparently hunting, yet they hardly ever return with crap.
Sam: So?
Santana: They're hiding something I don't know what. Maybe they are stealing the food and giving it to that fatass Hurly or maybe they are playing out they're homoerotic fantasies with each other. I don't know. But I wants to finds outs.
Sam: So what was the point of this conversation?
Santana: I wants your help to go spy on them.
Sam: Why me?
Santana: Because you're pretty honest and Brittany can't keep a secret, Berry big mouth will tell the whole club before we even leave and everyone else has gots lives.
Sam: What makes you think I'm free?
Santana laughs: Good one Trouty. Now hurry they usually leave at about this time and I don't want to miss them.
Santana gets up and walks away as Sam stares at her.