Bubblegum slowly opened her eyes and looked up to who Marceline deeply asleep holding her. Heat rushed to Bubblegum's cheeks and she laid there until Marceline woke up, enjoying the cool body. As she adored Marceline's sleeping face she felt Marceline twitch a little and opened her eyes. Bubblegum stayed silent and smiled at the vampire who was now smiling back.
"Good morning?" Marceline greeted and yawned. Bubblegum giggled.
"Hey, we managed to keep our clothes on." Bubblegum teased and stretched out, still laying on the pale girl. Marceline chuckled and Bubblegum looked over at the clock which read 9:45AM.
"I should get back to my kingdom. They're probably wondering where I went off to this time." The princess got off from the comfortable spot she was in. Marceline felt a little empty after she left but also got up from the sofa.
"Want me to fly you over there?" Marceline offered, stretching in mid-air.
"I'd appreciate it." Bubblegum knew it was a very long walk back and it would've been way faster if a sexy vampire brought her instead.
"Let me just get my umbrella." The started looking around for her umbrella and quickly found it next to her front door.
"Alright." The two girls exited the house and Marceline opened the large umbrella. This time Bubblegum rode on Marceline's back. She wrapped a hand around the pale neck and snatched the umbrella from Marceline with the other.
"Let me hold that for you." Marceline shrugged it off and wrapped her hands around Bubblegum's legs so she would be more secure. She lifted off the ground into the sky and surprisingly, Bubblegum wasn't startled by it and kept her composure. Along the way, a sinfully flippant idea popped up in Bubblegum's head for a small revenge on Marceline.
"Hey Marceliiiine~" Bubblegum said with a bit evil tone.
"What?" Marceline looked over at PB curiously. Bubblegum started to slowly pull the umbrella away and the sunlight was getting closer and closer to the vampire's skin.
"Do it and I'll drop you!" Marceline yelled out in fear. Bubblegum laughed and positioned the umbrella back to where it was.
"Sheesh, calm down weenie." Bubblegum playfully pinched a pale cheek which caused Marceline to growl at her.
"I will drop you Bonnie." Bubblegum laughed again and they continued flying getting closer to her pink castle. Once they arrived Bubblegum handed Marceline the black umbrella and hopped off of her back and onto the balcony.
"Thanks for the ride weenie." Bubblegum teased and giggled a bit.
"Hey, you're the weenie here, not me. You're the one who screamed like a little wuss during the least scariest movie." Marceline smirked crossed her arms. Bubblegum opened her mouth to retort back but couldn't think of anything and closed her mouth.
"Yeah, that's what I thought." The pale girl gave a small triumphant chuckle.
"Shut up. So are you going back to your house?" PB quickly changed the subject and also crossed her arms, mimicking the pale girl in front of her.
"I dunno. I smoked up all my pot so I have nothing to do really." Marceline admitted and rubbed the back of her neck. Even though she could get more, it was a long journey to the secret marijuana fields. She could order one of her ghost buddies to get her some, but she knew that they would want to smoke up half of it with her as repayment.
"Well, you're more than welcome to join me. Just as long as you don't bother me too much." The pink girl gave an inviting smile to Marceline.
"Hmm, what are you gonna be doing today?" Marceline considered this since she had nothing better to do.
"Just sign royal treaties. But once I'm done with that we could hang out in the garden if you want." Bubblegum was quick and added the last part so she could convince Marceline to stay.
"Alright, cool." They both entered the pink room and Bubblegum got straight to her business. The sooner she was finished with the paperwork, the sooner she could hang out with Marceline. Meanwhile Marceline watched her for a couple of minutes and then became extremely bored. "I should of brought my bass." Marceline thought, but she didn't want to leave for it. She floated over to Bubblegum's pink and white vanity and grabbed a pair of makeup brushes. She held them upside-down and began banging the edge of vanity with them, creating a steady drumming beat.
"Boom boom, pff! Boom boom, pff!" She began in unison with the makeshift drumming.
"Boom boom, pff! Bum bum, pff! Do do chh! Boom boom, pff! Doo doodoo do chh! Boom boom pff!" Marceline mimicked a drum set and continued making more complex drumming beats. Instead of being annoyed by the vampire rocking out, Bubblegum found it amusing and cute. She turned around in her chair and faced the vampire who was now moving her head back and forth, getting more involved in the music. Bubblegum giggled at the immaturity.
"BLAM!" Marceline gave one final slam onto the vanity and jumped up. She threw her hands out in the air and tossed the makeshift drumsticks somewhere on the ground around her.
"Hhhhhh! And the crowd goes wild! Hhhhhh!" Marceline makes it sound like she had a live audience cheering her.
"Thank you, thank you. Hhhhhhh~." The vampire throws up the rock sign to her imaginary audience.
"Hhhh, Marceline you totally rock. Hhhh. Marceline we love you! Hhhh. Marceline please fuck us! Hhhhhhhhh~" Marceline made different tones for her 'audience members' and continued and Bubblegum bursted out laughing. The pale rocker snapped herself out of the small trance she was in and looked over at the laughing princess with slight embarrassment.
"What's so funny?!" She floated back down and glared at Bubblegum who couldn't contain herself.
"You! Oh my glob. That was hilarious Marcy." Bubblegum whipped a tear from her eye as she settled down from the laughter.
"Pfft, you're just jealous of my awesome drumming skills and loving fans." Marceline mumbled and sat back down.
"Oh totally. Who wouldn't want an imaginary audience." Bubblegum gave a small giggle and turned her attention back to her work.
"Whatever. Are you finished with your stupid papers yet?" Marceline rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.
"Almost." Bubblegum replied. Marceline sighed and floated upside down onto Bubblegum's ceiling and laid on it as if it was the ground. She watched over the princess who continued signing her treaties.
"Okay finished Marceline." Bubblegum looked up but Marceline wasn't there.
"Marceline?" She searched around her room.
"Marceline if this is one of your pranks I'm not going to fall for it." Suddenly, Bubblegum felt a cold breath on the back of her neck and quickly turned around. But there was nothing behind her.
"RAWR!" Marceline fell from the ceiling towards Bubblegum. Bubblegum shrieked and fell back which caused Marceline to crash face-first onto the floor. The frightened princess opened her eyes and saw a sprawled out pale girl in front of her. She was about to angrily yell at Marceline but she noticed she wasn't moving at all.
"M-Marceline? Are you okay?" Bubblegum cautiously crawled over to Marceline and lightly shook her shoulder. There was no response.
"Marceline!?" PB became worried and flipped Marceline onto her back. Marceline's eyes were closed shut.
"Oh glob, oh glob!" She leaned closer to the pale girl and cupped her face. Marceline quickly gave her a peck on the nose and opened her eyes, smiling at the dumbfounded princess.
"Got ya!" Marceline laughed at pink blushing girl. Bubblegum lightly slapped her and stood back up, not even bothering to help the vampire. But Marceline held her hand out anyways, still laughing and looking at Bubblegum. PB just swatted the hand away and crossed her arms.
"That wasn't funny you jerk. I seriously thought you knocked yourself out." Marceline rolled around the ground laughing her butt off.
"You should of seen your face. 'Marceline?! Marceline Oh glob! Oh glob!" Marceline mimicked Bubblegum's tone of voice and continued to laugh.
"Alright. You got me. Hilarious. Now let's go you butt." Bubblegum began walking toward her door and stood there, waiting the Marceline to stop laughing and join her. Marceline eventually calmed down and looked outside the window. It was already dark so she left her umbrella and walked towards the door and opened it.
"After you m'lady." Marceline taunted as bowed down, holding the door the princess. Bubblegum giggled and petted Marceline on the head as she exited the room. They both strolled through the garden telling jokes and having normal conversations and Marceline casually sucked the red out of a couple roses. But it was only a matter of time before their relationship popped up into the conversation.
"You remember that song you sang during the Door Lord incident?" Bubblegum sat down on a wooden bench and Marceline joined her, actually sitting down next to her.
"Yeah...?" Marceline didn't like where this conversation was headed, but she knew there was no escaping it. So she might as well get it over with now.
"Well I don't think you finished it properly. What where you going to say?" Bubblegum turned her head and looked curiously at Marceline.
"Uhh... I don't know." Marceline spoke out in a low voice. Bubblegum knew Marceline was lying, Marceline was a terrible liar. Sometimes, Bubblegum even thought that her bad lies where cute. But not this time.
"Yes you do Marceline... Why do you want to... ?" She waited for Marceline to complete rest.
"Why do I want to... " Marceline thought as she couldn't really remember what she intended to say that day. I guess smoking a shit load of pot daily can do that to you. Especially when you don't need to breathe and you take nonstop hits. She thought for lyrics that would rhyme and fit the rest of the song. "Why do I want to make up with you? Nahh. Why do I want to make out with you? Nope. Why do I want to fuck you? Hehe... Maybe. Why do I want to marry you? Too soon. Waaay to soon. Why do I want to... love you... Oh glob." She looked stupefied and looked over at Bubblegum. She figured it out. She still loved Bubblegum. Of course she did, she's all she thinks about besides getting stoned.
"Why do I want to still love you." Marceline stated shocked as Bubblegum was. They both stood there for a moment, staring at each other, waiting to see who would make the first move. Bubblegum crashed her lips onto the vampire's. Marceline quickly kissed back and Bubblegum cupped her pale face pushing each other closer. They kissed for as long as they could, until Bubblegum had to pull back and grasp for air.
"I still love you too Marcy."The princess managed to say in a breathless voice. They continued kissing each other like it was the last moments of their life until Bubblegum lead Marceline up to her bedroom. Marceline was able to get a quickie before the princess collapse from exhaustion. She kissed Bubblegum goodnight and flew back to her house happier than ever. When she arrived she remembered that she had completely smoked up all of pot. But she was still glad that she was back together with Bubblegum. As Marceline was about to float up to her room and call it a day, Schwabl starting barking at the couch and digging under it. She lifted the couch up with one hand and saw a glorious green nug that fit perfectly in the palm of her hand.
"Thaaaank yooouuuuu Schwabl~" Marceline praised and petted her poodle as she picked up the nug of weed. She floated into her kitchen where she pulled out her black lighter and some white rolling papers she hid in a drawer. She went back to her living room and let the items down on her table. The vampire rolled herself one of the greatest joints she's rolled in a long time.
"Perfect." She grabbed her lighter and placed the joint into her mouth. She held the lighter to the other side and flicked it, emitting a small flame and slowly burning the opposite side. She gave a small inhale to fully light it and set the lighter down. Marceline inhaled deeply and the white stick lit up with a bright red tip. She pinched it between her pale fingers and took it out of her mouth to exhale the thick smoke into the air. She popped it into her mouth with another deep inhale, burning almost half of it in just one deep breath. She held the joint over the magazine and lightly tapped it as the gray flaky ashes slowly fell down. She blew more smoke into the air and retrieved the joint back into her moth, continuing to smoke it. Marceline started taking normal hits, making sure to enjoy the joint since it's the last of the weed she has for now. When she took a final hit she crushed the the small roach onto the magazine, putting it out. Marceline stretched out in mid-air over her sofa waiting for her high to fully kick in. She looked over to her door with bloodshot eyes and remembered about the time that Bubblegum was 'stuck inside the door.' Marceline laughed to herself and then glanced over to her pet poodle, who seemed to be juggling three round objects that looked like Bubblegum's heads. The objects that the white dog was juggling then started talking to Marceline.
"Marcyyy... Marcyyyy..." The moving Bubblegum heads spoke in a ghost-like tone.
"Bubblegum? What the glob are you doing in my house?" Marceline squinted her eyes that looked almost shut and stared at her dog is disbelief.
"Get out of here, can't you see Schwabl's trying to juggle?" Bubblegum's heads then turned into red tomatoes and she reached over for one and fell flat onto the ground. Seeing the tomatoes made her extremely hungry. Marceline walked over to her kitchen and gobbled down all the tomatoes she had, not in the mood for anything but tomatoes. After she cured her munchies she floated back over to her living room and turned on the TV. She stared for hours at what she thought was a movie about robot cowboys versus native Americans made out of chocolate, but was just really gray static. The stoned vampire got so into it that she even started cheering for the native Americans.
"Go Pocahontas! Come on, get them Chocosasquatch! Don't let them damn shiny pieces of metal take over your campfire!" Marceline then focused more on the 'campfire' that the robots and chocolate people were fighting over. The more she stared at the 'campfire' with her droopy red eyes, the bigger it got. Marceline stared until she saw the campfire burst out flames and catch her TV on fire.
"Oh my glob!" Marceline yelled as she ran over to her TV and began blowing onto it, fanning the 'fire' away. It sure would have been a sight to see. If anyone where to walk in they would see a small-eyed pale vampire heavily blowing air onto a static-filled TV screen and flapping her pale arms like crazy noodles around the TV. Luckily the sedated vampire managed to 'put the fire out' and she let out a relived sigh.
"Phew. I practically saved the world from an evil campfire. Y'all bitches owe me big time." Marceline slowly floated up to her room and flopped onto her bed. She felt satisfied on today's outcome. She got Bubblegum back, she found some weed, and she even saved the world from a campfire.
"Fuck yeah." She said before the fell deep asleep and dreamed about a pink princess being kidnapped by a campfire and Marceline saving the day.
~THE END~
Hope you guys enjoyed my first fanfic :D
Also, I just wanted to share something with you guys, if you ship Marceline and Princess Bubblegum (of course you do) then you should check out this bubbline song someone made. The link is on my page. I thought it was so fucking adorable and it got my bubbline feels all crazy.