And here I thought this thing was over and done with...But, I'm a filthy, scumbag liar, so on with the show! Much as I hate Mary-Sues, they're ultimately insanely fun to write and screw with. A/N's in the middle because I absolutely HATE it when people do that. Hopefully, the 'quality' of the work will be the same.
Disclaimer 1: I dun own Nny, or anyone else, for that matter. Just the Mary-Sue of the day. -Grin-
Bit Three
In which Nny meets a half-demon
The sun rose. Nny sighed. He was missing something. He knew it. The quite of the morning was broken by a huge portle opaning above him, spitting out a very pretty girl onto the ground with a thump. It sounded like this: THUMP! (A/N: stupidgiggle I'm funny!) She stood grogggilly and shook her perfectly-formed and uninjered head. Long, jet-black hair hung in front of gold eyes. She had great big and huge black bat/dragon wings. Her attaire consisted of a black tube-top cutoff, a black skirt with dark purpel legings and no shoes. "Hello," she said. With a jolt, Nny relaized what he was missing. A pretty girl. "If you'll excuse me," the girl said. "i have a sivleisashon to distroy." She was about to take off,when Nny shouted, "WAIT!" She turned and looked at him uniterestedly. "What?" "What is your name?" He asked. She glared at him. "What makes you think your worthey to know my name?" Nny thought for a minite. What did make him worthey to know such a beautiful person's name? Was she even a person? He eyed the bat/dragon wings. "My name is Johnny," he said. "You may call me Nny." The girl gasped. "My name is Jenny! We have so much in common, wanna go on a killing spree and get hitched?" Johnny nodded and they ran off together. THE END.
I hope this didn't hurt you as much as it hurt me. The number of errors is sickening. Next one will be in 'script' format, I think.