Holy crap, an actual update on this thing? It's been... over a year, I think. Yup. Over a year. Anyway, hope it's up to... er, down to the standards I've set. Today, we're dealing with the canon-character-turned-fic-sue. Which, as some of you may know, I have a certain amount of experience with.
Nny was waking down the street when he was suddenly peppar-spreyed in the face.
"F OFF!! I KNOW YOU'RE STAWKING ME, YOU FREAK!" A familar voice screemed.
He tried to get to stuff out of his eyes, but only maniged to get it in deeper. "Who the hell is that?!" He shouted.
"You know who it is!" The person hollered. "Devi!"
"I sed I was sorry!"
Devi didn't say anything ofr a minit. "I fergot. C'mon, we can get to know eechother better and Ill get that stuff out your eyes."
Johnny nodded and smiled at her. He had fergot how much he liekd her.
That nite, Johnny went home wif devi and they did the rumpy-pumpy.
...the end...
or is it?
Uh. I really hate me somtimes. I've been reading bad!fic for the past eight hours. Excuse me while I bang my head against that wall over there.