New chapter! Yay!
In a dark room in side Ouran High school, a small club had assembled. Their recent objectives, to 'add a new member to their secret club'. This new member was none other, then Haruhi Fujioka.
"Alright everyone, this meeting has officially come into order." Alice announced, smacking her hands on the table.
"Yay!" Alix and Tammy cheered, clapping wildly.
"Why am I here again?" Haruhi, who was currently tied to a chair, sighed.
"Because we don't have many members and you're the only kid who doesn't call us peasant of poor kid." Tammy explained with a carefree smile.
"Ah I see, but why tie me up?" Haruhi raised an eyebrow, obviously confused. She couldn't help but admire just how well knotted this rope was. It was knotted to perfect, and snugly tying her down. It wasn't painful at all, but still restricted her movements. Very nicely done.
Sarah, the one who tied Haruhi up, shrugged. "I wouldn't question it honestly."
"Nonsense Sarah!" Alix gasped, rising to her feet. "We tied you up just in case you tried to escape and reveal our secret location to others."
Haruhi blinked. "But we're in a closet, with one single light on." Haruhi couldn't really see the others very well since a single light was shinning down on only her, hiding the other girls faces from view.
"Shhhhhh, shhhh, shhhh." Tammy shushed Haruhi by covering her mouth with her palm. "Silence sister Haruhi."
By this time, all those currently in the room had discovered Haruhi's true gender. In retrospect it wasn't that hard to figure out. Though it was really Sarah who figured it out and simple pointed it out to the others.
None of them really mind Haruhi pretending being a boy, and actually found it intriguing enough to ask Haruhi to join their 'secret club'.
With another sigh Haruhi looked towards Alice, who seemed to be the leader in this little game. "Why am I even here again? Because of all of you I'm late to the host club." In fact, as Haruhi was on her way to said host club, Alix and Tammy had tackled her to the ground, covering her mouth. As Haruhi began to struggle Sarah appeared from the air, tying her up within seconds. After that, Alice began to cackle, dragging Haruhi off into the night…er, afternoon.
"Oh yeah, right." Alice nodded, grinning widely at her. "I'm actually only a new member myself, but we want you to join our club!"
"Eh?" Haruhi questioned. So for the host club she was bribed to join, for this one they kidnapped her? "What sort of club is it?"
"A secret club!" Tammy cheered.
"Only those we can trust can join." Alix added.
"Okay, but what type of club is it? What is it called?" Haruhi sighed.
"The ADW club." Sarah answered, leaning her back against the wall.
"The what?"
"It means everyone in this club is (A) Able to (D) do only what she (W) wants to do." Alix explained.
Haruhi blinked, not completely understand.
"It means, in this club, you do what ever you want to do and only what you want to do!" Tammy smiled brightly
Haruhi blinked, not expecting a reaction like that. "Whatever… I want to do?" she repeated softly.
"Yup." The group nodded.
In all honestly this club didn't sound to bad. "So you want me to join?"
"Yes, Yes we do sister Haruhi." Alix bowed a bit to her. "We even made you your own club member t-shirt!" with a flick of her wrist, Alix pulled the t-shirt out from behind her back. It was a plain white t-shirt with paint and sparkles splattered on it. On the back the words THE ADW CLUB and HARUHI were colored on in marker.
"Like it?" Tammy asked hopefully.
"They were up all night working on." Sarah rolled her eyes.
"Uh… it's great." Haruhi said slowly, staring at the shirt. They didn't actually expect her to wear that, did they? Now that she looked more closely, they were also wearing similar shirts.
"So you'll join?" Tammy, Alix, and Alice asked?
After a short pause and over thinking all her options, Haruhi couldn't help but agree. "Sure I guess."
"YAY!" they all cheered.
"Quick sister Sarah, please untie sister Haruhi!" Alix commanded.
Rising from her spot Sarah calmly walked over to Haruhi's chair. On one quick tug at the end of the robe, the whole thing came loose, releasing it's captive.
"Thanks." Haruhi mumbled, standing up.
"Here ya go!" Tammy passed the shirt to Haruhi, who reluctantly took off her blue jacket to put it on.
"Aww, it's perfect!" The girls squealed in excitement.
With a frown, Haruhi looked towards Sarah who said, "Welcome to hell."
"What?" Haruhi gasped.
"I said 'Welcome to the club." Sarah said blankly.
"O-Oh… I thought you said… something else." Haruhi trailed off.
"Like what?"
"Oh no, nothing." Haruhi lied, quickly looking away. "So can I go now, cause I have to get to host club."
"Oh yes, yes of course!" The girls began to wave her off.
Haruhi waved goodbye to them before running out of the closet and down at hall. After a while she began to walk again, placing her jacket back on. "What strange girls." She chuckled to herself.
"What about strange girls?"
"AH!" Haruhi jumped in surprise at the sound of many voices behind her. Whirling around, she was surprised to see the girls following her. "W-Why are you following me?" she demanded.
"Ryu is at the host club too, he's my ride." Alice explained.
"I have to follow where ever these two go." Sarah motioned to Alix and Tammy.
"We were bored and wanted to come with you." Alix and Tammy grinned.
"Eh…" Haruhi's shoulders slouched in exhaustion. These girls were really energy draining. "Fine." She sighed, turning back around to walk into the host club.
"Haruhi! We thought you wouldn't come!" Tamaki instantly began to bawl at the sight of her. "We were about to call the police. You're okay right? You're were kidnapped and tortured, right?"
Haruhi sighed at him. "Well, you're correct about the kidnapping part."
"WHAT?" he gasped in shock, grabbing her shoulders. "Who was it? Did they hurt you? Steal your money, though there isn't much to steal?"
Haruhi flinched at his last comment, preparing to slap him if necessary. "Not really, they're right behind me."
Tamaki instantly lifted his head, surprised to see the girls.
"Eh?" he questioned.
"Hi Tamakuku!" Tammy waved to him.
"Sorry, we took Haruhi away!" Alix laughed.
Alice began to cackle, stepping forward. "That is right Tamaki Suoh." She pulling Haruhi's coat open, revealing the club t-shirt. "Haruhi has become apart of our club!"
Tamaki gasped, stepping back in shock. "W-What?" he stammered.
"That's right. Haruhi is a member of our ADW club."
"H-Haruhi." Tamaki whimpered. "W-Why?" Tamaki began to tear up. "D-Did I do something wrong? Did I not treat you properly? Not give you enough space? I thought what we had was special Haruhi! Why would you cheat on your own club like that!" Tamaki bawled, falling to his knees and grabbing Haruhi's pant leg.
"What are you talking about?" she grumbled.
"His lord cracked." The twin blinked
"Haru-chan! You not going to leave the host club, right?" Honey cried, running up to hug Haruhi.
"What? When did I ever even imply that I was leaving?" she demanded.
"SO YOU ARE?" Tamaki screamed in horror
"Stop assuming things!" Haruhi yelled back.
"B-But you joined another club!"
"It's not like I could say no. They tied me up, and look at those eyes." Haruhi pointed to Alix and Tammy, who had puppy dog faces on. "You can't say no to those puppy dog looks."
Tamaki paused to stare at the two, realizing Haruhi was right. After staring at Tammy and ALix's innocent faces, he just wanted to by them whatever they wanted!
"So… you're not going to leave and join them instead?" Tamaki asked.
"Of course not." Haruhi gave him a small smile.
"So then, what other club did you join?" Tamaki, rising to his feet, smiled.
"Oh the-"
"DON'T SAY IT!" Haruhi jumped, looking over her shoulder at Alix and Tammy who were wiggling their fingers at her. "Haruhi must not state the forbidden! Secret Haruhi! SECRET!"
"Ah... it's a secret." she nodded.
"A... secret?" Tamaki repeated, utterly horrified. "So that means you can't even tell me, your precious daddy?"
"Especially not you." Haruhi grumbled.
"So the teenage stage has begun." Hikaru shook his head.
"And so begins the lies." Kaoru nodded in agreement.
"T-Teenage stage? NO!" Tamaki wrapped his arms around Haruhi, holding her close. "You can't Haruhi! You can't!"
"Let do of me!" she yelled.
"This club is too weird." Ryu sighed.
"Don't worry newbie, you'll get use to it eventually." The twins patted Ryu's back. Ryu in turn, just grumbled something.
"I demand sweets!" with Alix's comment, the group dispatched, going back to work and or sweets.
After a while, Tamaki approached Tammy, a question in his mind. "Tammy." He said softly.
"Yes Tamakuku?" Tammy smiled at him.
"Uh, I actually have a question about that name. You called me that before when you walked in. Why are you calling me by that name?" Tamaki chuckled a bit.
"Well that's your name, isn't it?" titling her head, she blinked innocently.
"Oh no, no Tammy. It's Tamaki." He explained, taking a seat next to her.
"Yeah that's what I said. Tamakuku." She nodded.
Tamaki flinched. He wasn't getting through to this girl, was he?
"Tamaki." He corrected.
"Tamachi?"
"Tamaki."
"Tamamu?"
"Tamaki!"
"Tamade?"
"Tamaki!"
"Tomato?"
"That's not even close!"
"Potato?"
"That's even worst." he whispered
"Edward Cullen?"
"Who even is that?" Tamaki cried
"…Tama…."
Tamaki leaned forward, his hopes rising.
"…Ren? That's it right? Tamaren?"
"AH!" Tamaki fell over, his hopes chattering. "Tamaki!" he whined.
"You know my pain." Kaoru sighed.
"Mr. Orange!" Tammy smiled.
"Kaoru." He sighed, helping Tamaki to his feet, Hikaru at his side.
Tammy smiled at them before returning to her cake.
As we make our way to the rest of the music room, we stop at Sarah, who was currently talking with Kyoya.
"The Ootori family huh." Sarah mumbled, taking a sip of her tea. "Well, I don't really know much about family businesses, but it must be fun." Sarah shrugged, closing her eyes.
Kyoya, who honestly hadn't been very excited about the conversation of his family, looked up from his laptop in confusion. "Fun?" he inquired.
Opening one eye, she smirked. "Well yeah. I don't know how far it is emotionally, but I know for a fact that your brothers are basically at war over who your father's cooperation shall be passed down too. Being the youngest, and having basically no chances of succeeding your older brothers. It must be fun."
Kyoya looked surprised.
"How so?" he asked cautiously.
"Well, if you were just handed the cooperation, that wouldn't be very fun would it? Isn't it better to have come competition and show everyone you're more capable then they first assumed?" Sarah leaned back behind her chair, folding her arms. "Something like that, it's ten times more fun, right?" for the first time since meeting her, Kyoya witnessed Sarah grin. Her grin was similar to Alix and Tammy's now that he thought about it.
Giving her a small smile, he nodded. " I suppose so." With that, he once again turned to his laptop. "So Sarah, tell me about your family."
Sarah frowned, thinking it over carefully. "What do you want to know." She asked.
"What ever comes to mind." He answered.
Smirking a bit she shrugged. "Okay then. I only have two cousins, Alix and Tammy, who you have sadly already meet. Then my mom doesn't work much, or go out often unless she goes to visit my uncle."
"Tammy and Alix's father?"
She nodded. "My mom and Uncle fight a lot. They get into such petty arguments. I guess my mom never really liked him, even after he married my aunt."
"If she doesn't like him, why does she go to visit him often?" Kyoya questioned.
"She likes to annoy him." Sarah sighed. "Actually, know that I think about it, my mom is a lot like Alix." Sarah looked towards Alix, who was sword fighting Alice with a butter knife.
"Bring it on Naïve!' Alice yelled.
"Naïve not, you agogo!" Alix screeched back.
"Agogo?" Haruhi questioned.
"And your father?" Kyoya glanced towards her.
Sarah scowled. "Like I care what that guy does."
"Do you not get along well with you father?"
"You could say that. He's just never around, especially when we really need him. So why bother caring what he does when he doesn't care enough to check up on us every once and a while."
Kyoya frowned, typing in vigorously on his computer.
"Wait a minute." Sarah glared at him. "Why are you asking me all these questions anyway. I'm sure you know all the answers anyway."
"I can figures out if your family is employed, their background, and if they have ever been arrested. I can not find out their relationships with others." Kyoya explained calmly.
Sarah just sighed. "Well, I'll let you in on a little secret then Kyoya."
This cause the young host to raise his eye brow out of interest. "What would that be?"
"Never let Tammy near your technology."
Not expecting that answer, Kyoya blinked. "Why is that?"
"Tammy!" Sarah called. Instantly the young brown headed teen bounded over to them, grinning. "Yes?"
"Touch Kyoya's computer." Sarah ordered.
Tammy let out a gasp. "But you know what happens when I-"
"Just do it." Sarah commanded.
Not willing to go against her cousins orders, Tammy hesitantly reached for Kyoya's laptop. Kyoya stared at her approaching finger like a hawk, not sure what she was planning to do.
Tammy eventually gave the laptop a light touch before ducking down behind Sarah's chair.
Not sure what she had, Kyoya glanced down at his screen. He blinked when he saw it had gone black. "What the-" he moved the mouse a bit but nothing happened. After a while the screen turned to gray with black lines leading across the screen. "My laptop!' he gasped.
"Sorry!" Tammy wailed an apology.
"What did you do?" Kyoya turned to her, baffled.
"Every computer, electronic, even toasters actually, break at her touch. We don't know how she does it, but she does." Sarah chuckled, amused at Kyoya's shocked face.
"My power, it's a curse that brings nothing but sadness!" Tammy turned and fleed towards Alix, wanting comfort. "Alix!"
Sensing her sister's distress, Alix ran to her. "Tammy!"
"ALIX!"
"TAMMY!" the two embraced, clinging to each other as they wept.
"What sisterly love!" Tamaki cooed.
"What morons." Ryu corrected.
"Don't be mean!" Alice slapped him on the head.
"Ow! That hurt you jerk!" Ryu smacked her on the head with the empty tray he was carrying.
"That was worst! You coward!" Alice tackled Ryu to the ground, pulling on his ears.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow! Not the ears!" Ryu screeched, thrashing around wildly to get free.
"You know, I think things just got more weirder when they appeared." The twins sighed
"But that makes this place even more fun!" Honey laughed.
"Ah." Mori agreed.
-Later that day-
"Today was fun!" Tammy laughed, walking beside Haruhi and Alix.
Haruhi let out a small sighing, feeling more exhausted then she had been for a long time.
Ryu and Alice trudged behind the girls, their faces bruised and battered from smacking and pinching each other so much.
The main injury on these two though were the large pumps on their head from where Sarah hit them.
"I hope you two learned your lesson." Sarah said darkly from over her shoulder.
The two flinched. During the midst of their fighting, Sarah has stepped in, knocking them both down with one smack to the head. Those smacks left the biggest pumps they've ever had.
"Y-Yes Ma'am." They stuttered, looking at their feet in defeat.
Haruhi chuckled at them. Looking ahead, she blinked at Tammy. "Tammy, why do you have a spoon with you?"
"Honey gave it to me!" Tammy held up her precious spoon, showing the detailed designs and patterns that covered the small piece of metal.
"Wow." Alix cooed.
"Why did he give it to you?" Sarah inquired.
Tammy shrugged. "I dunno. I guess cause I liked it, so he said I could have it."
"Yeah, cause I bet he's got loads more at home." Alice nodded, smirking widely. There was something odd about her smirk though, and was Ryu hiding behind her?
"Ryu, what are you doing?" Haruhi questioned. Great, she knew where this was going. Something weird was going to happen again.
"N-Nothing." He muttered, cowering behind Alice, staying as far away as possible from Tammy. She blinked, staring at him confused.
"Is there something wrong Ryu?" she asked stopping to turn to him.
Ryu flinched, jumping back, "N-Nothing!" he yelped.
The girls frowned at him. Why was he so jumpy all of the sudden. Alice on the other hand knew exactly why, and couldn't help but giggle maniacally at him.
Ryu clung to a near by tree, glaring at Tammy with all his hate.
"Did I… do something wrong?" she asked weakly, sticking the spoon back in her pocket. As soon as the spoon was out of sight, Ryu's shoulder relaxed and he released the tree.
"No, you didn't do anything." He coughed awkwardly.
Sarah frowned suspiciously. Reaching out, Sarah stuck her hand into Tammy's jacket pocket, taking out the spoon. Ryu stiffened, staring at the small piece of silver in horror.
Haruhi blinked. "Ryu could it be… because of the spoon?"
"W-What?" he gasped. "Don't be ridiculous!" he folded his arms, turning away.
Alix frowned. "You know, I never see you stirring the instant coffee with a spoon."
"Yeah, you always stir it with a fork!" Tammy added.
"How do you two know that?" Ryu scowled at them.
"Because we watch you." The smiled.
"O…Okay that's a little creepy." He shuddered.
The girls gasped. "You're afraid of spoons!"
"I-I am not!"
"He is! He is!" Alice laughed.
"ALICE! You promised you wouldn't tell anyone!" Ryu screamed in anger.
"They already assumed it. You're the one who just gave it away, idiot!" she sneered at her brother. Ryu flinched, looking away to hide his face
"Y-yeah that right. I don't like spoons okay." He snapped.
"Why though?" Haruhi asked softly.
"Because every time he touches one, something bad happens." Alice said.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, when he was little he got trampled by an army of dogs because he picked up a spoon. Then when he was going to eat some soup a few years ago, a wrecking ball came crashing through the house, it almost hit him too! He even got arrested by the FBI because he picked up a spoon. As soon as he dropped it they said "oh whoops, wrong guy' and left."
The group fell silent, baffled.
"That's stinks." Haruhi gawked.
"I know." Ryu sniffed.
"Don't worry Ryu!" Tammy grabbed her spoon back from Sarah and stuffed it in her bag.
"We'll make sure no spoons come near you!" Tammy and Alix vowed. Ryu stared at them, shocked by their kindness.
"You guys." He sniffled, feeling touched.
"That is, unless the spoons get you first." Alice cackled.
"NOT THE SPOONS!" Ryu wailed, fleeing from them.
"Ryu wait, come back!" the girls called, running after him.
"And I swear I thought this day couldn't get any weirder." Haruhi sighed, her back slouching forward.
"Oh trust me." Sarah paused, patting Haruhi on the head. "This is only the beginning."
Haruhi let out whine of protest.
Well everyone, lets see what we've learned here today.
1) Their is a secret ADW club in one of the closets at Ouran.
2) Tammy can't say Tamaki or Kaoru's name for some reason
3) Sarah's mom, and Alix and Tammy's dad don't get along.
4) Sarah's doesn't like her dad very much, and loves a good competition.
5) Tammy breaks all technology she touches
6) Ryu is afraid of spoons
7) Things are just going to get weirder from here on out. :D