Holyshitthere'smore. I really did forget how much fun badfic is. I also forgot how much I hate myself for doing this, but whatever. Anyway, more badfic cliches! This time, still with a canon character, we're doing the BAD SLASH FIC. Don't get me wrong, I adore Nny/Edgar. Because I will slash anyone under the sun. But it's very... not approaching canon. No, I'm not making fun of Zarla, who is awesome and amazing. Go read her stuff. So, here we go. (Yes, there will be more with Devi. No, I don't know when.)

"I don't suppose you could... let me go?"

Johnny looked up at him mornfully. "No I'm afraid not. The wall, you see, has to be fe.d"

"O, look," Edgar sed. "I... undrstand, I gess, but I didn't do nuffin."

"I kno," Johnny sighed. "I know, I just... need the blodo, see? An ur the only one around to get it from."

"Wut if sumbody els showed up," edgar asked. "I mean, wuldn't they do it? Liek one of those annoying dore-to-dore salesmen?"

"Yah--"

just then, the doorbel (or the guy hooked up to the shocker that acted a s a dorebell) rang.

Johnny looked up, surprised. Edgar looked up, hopeful.

"Maybe..."

Johnny looked at edgar. "Gimme a minute."

He ran off.

Edgar looked around at the empty room. "I'll just... wait here, shall I?"

It took Johnny almost an hour to return. He had a ;bukkit in his hand.

"Rite," he sed. he put the bukkit down and undid the straps around edgar's hands and feet. "Sorry about all this. I mean, teh hole kidnapping you and almost killing you thing."

"It's, er, OK," edgar said. "How do I get out of here?"

"O, you just keep going up." johnny said. "Sometiems the house rearanges itself, tho, so if you get a little lost, justkepp going up."

"Grate," edgar said. he rubbed his rists. "Uh, bai, then."

Jonny looked at him sadly. "Bai."

Edgar ran up the stairs.

Two weeks later, he woke up to Johnny staring at him a s he slept.

Hope the quality of the shittiness stays consistent. I swear to gosh, I will conclude this and the Devi story in a future update, if you're at all interested. As always, spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes, lack of correct characterization, etc are all intentional. Except for stuff like the 'bai's, this stuff is all my own typos. As you can see, I am completely incapable of typing.