I think this one is a bit longer than usual. A bit. Not much, but a bit.
Jonny sat on the couch, dumbfounded.
"Your."
"Pregnant." Devi said. Johnny blinked at her.
"And it's."
"Yours," Devi said.
Johnny blinked and stared and tried to will the situation into something etse. "What."
"Yeah, exactly."
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Devi's pregnancy didn't go smoothly. Quite frankly, living with a psychotic mass murderer she was lucky thati t went at all, so she counted her blessings on that one. Their main problem, f couse, was monies. Neither devi nor Johnny had many monies, and Devi had some issues making it, given her inclination toward injuring custumors.
"We should get maryed," Jonny said one day.
"Why."
"Becase," Johnny replied. "Kid need a mum. Kid needs a dad. Might as well."
Devi couldn't beat that logic, so they had a quiet ceremony, which Senor Diablo officiated.
They didn' have a honeymoon, because devi went into labor on the way to hte airport.
"Shit! Shit! Shit-shit-shit," Johnny screamd as he drove down the road. "Shiiiiiittttt."
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH IF YOU WANT TO LIVE TO SEE THIS CHILD, JOHNNY!" Devi shouted. "I SWEAR TO GOD!"
The hospital staff were very accommodating once Johnny made them see reason, ad Chloe Elizibeth C.D. was born to exstatic parents.