Hi people! Sorry I havn't updated in like forever. I got a serious case of what you call, laziness.

Dreygon: Got that right... How long has it been? Like a few weeks? A month?

Me: ... No clue... Whatever... Now, ONWARD WITH THE STORY!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!

I woke up late in the morning with my head fuzzy. What had happened? Where am I? What's going on? I surveyed the room and quickly realized were I was. As I tried to get up pain shot through my body like a bullet on fire.

I examined myself and saw even more bruises and even a few open wounds on my body. I rushed over to the broken mirror shard in my room and to my horror I discovered I had a black eye. "How am I gonna hide this?" I whined to myself.

I speedily got dressed in my pink dress and put a brush through my hair and ran downstairs. "I'M SO SORRY I SLEPT IN MASTER! I'LL BE PROMPT FROM NOW ON I PROMISE!"

A very angry angel boy glared down at me. "Stupid girl. Why don't you go make yourself useful and get some groceries or something. Zelda has already made me breakfast, and you know what? I think she cooks better than you, you useless fruit!"

My heart sank and a lump formed in my throat. I could tell Master was NOT pleased. Plus he said he didn't like my cooking! That's what I'm known for though! Everyone loves my cooking!

I bowed slightly and dashed out the door. I must make it up to Master. Hmm, what does he like? I know! He always loves my cookies! I'll just run down to the store and get the ingrediants for them!

Time Break

Ug I hate shopping... But she used to love shopping...

I winced at the memory of her. I have to forget her but it is nearly impossible! Everything reminds me of her! Her fair skin, her deep blue eyes, her long, chocolate brown hair, her pointy ears, and who could forget her gorgeous fleeting smiles? "WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GO!" I screamed.

Soon I realized that I was in a grocery store and several people were staring at me as I was on my knees in the freezer isle. "Eeeh heh heh heh sorry, sorry..."

People were still staring at me so I speed walked down to the baking isle. I have to get Zelda out of my head.

My ears drooped and my dirty blond hair covered my left eye like an emo person as I read the ingrediants on canned bread... "Wow, I thought canned bread only existed in SpongeBob..." I mumbled to myself. "Well, if Squidward likes it, this crap must be good!" I then placed it in my shopping cart.

"HI LINK!"

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" I yelled and held my arms up to defend myself.

"Link, it's just me, Peach."

"Eh?" I lowered my arms and saw that it really was Peach, not someone trying to kill me for shooting a Deku Nut at their head. "Oh, hi Peach! How are y- oh that's a nasty shiner you got there. What happened?"

"Oh this?" said Peach, giggling nervously, "hehehehehh It was a... gardening accident!"

"...Right..." Peach has really been acting weird ever since after our High School graduation. "Soooo... what brings you here?"

"Oh I'm just-" But she cut herself off and she stood there, unmoving.

"Uhh..Peach?" I waved my hand in front of her face. This would look really bad right now if she was dead...Oh Nayru help me...

I soon noticed that her eyes were becoming fairly glossy and a grin spread across her face.

"Umm..?"

"I MAKEZ COOKIES!" She suddenly shouted.

"WHA?" I shrieked in surprise.

"I makez cookies for Master, yes? He hasez to forgive meh then!" She then doubled over as if hit in the stomach. I could see tears leaking from the corners of her eyes. "No more pain please, no more... NO MORE!" A wicked grin then spread across her face. "Yooouuu can hurtt mee alll yooouuu wantteezzz toooooo... Na na na na na naaa... Coookiezz makez better, no?"

All of the sudden her eyes became unglossy and snapped out of that weird phase thingy and said, "I was just going to make some cookies!" with her super peachy voice as if nothing had happened.

I just stared at her with a serious "WTF" look on my face. "What...was...THAT!"

"Huh? I'm afaid I don't know what you are talking about."

"That... weird thing you did just a minute ago! Where you used all of that bad grammer and talked about cookies with pain and a Master or something!"

"Um, I didn't say anything of the sort. I think you are imagining things, Link. You should go home and rest. That breakup with Zelda must be hitting you really hard." Then she turned her back on me and walked away.

"..." I was amazingly confused. I could feel the eyes of several bystanders boreing into the back of my skull.

I'm done. I need to go home, eat this canned bread, pass out, and pretend nothing ever happened... It's just one of those days...

Me: so how was it?

Drey: you never fail to confuse me...

Me: Awesome sauce! ^^ Well, if you couldn't figure it out, the first half of the chapter was from Peach's point of veiw and the second half was from Link's point of veiw. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review!