I Do not own either DW or MLP. I do own a copy of Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on DVD. Good movie.

beta by KovuTheLion1

"It's called the TARDIS!" Doctor Whooves exclaimed happily, bursting through the wooden door and up to what seemed to be some kind of central console, then quickly moving around the circular column like an excitable filly.

"Stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space! I love a good acronym, don't you Derpy? Ohhh! Love 'em! Makes everything sound so much more impressive! And they just roll of the tongue! Like…."

Whooves bashed several random buttons on the coral like console without a care and was rewarded with the bellow of a fog horn.

"Whoops, wrong button there!" He gleefully cried, as if causing loud random sounds brought him some sort of euphoria. He then rounded on the Pegasus and grinned with school-colt glee.

"YYURYYUBICURYY4ME!" He rattled off with a yell, causing Derpy to jump in the air.

"Isn't that just brilliant?" He asked, grabbing Derpy's cheeks as she landed in a heap and squishing them between his hooves.

"Too Wise You Are, Too Wise You Be, I See You Are Too Wise for Me!" He sang at her, trying to keep both his sparkling blue eyes fixed on her cross-eyed golden ones and failing miserably.

"And I never say that! Cos I'm a genius! Aren't I a genius? Look at my big ol' time machine and call me a genius!"

The Doctor released her cheeks and grinned at her expectantly.

Derpy continued to stare, her two eyes pointing in different directions, taking in the room in which she had somehow found herself.

"It's….bigger." She began with some effort. "On the inside."

The Doctor's grin grew even wider. "I know! Isn't it brilliant? Safe as well! Even Ahuitzotl and a horde of Ursa Majors couldn't get in here! Oh believe me, they could try! Perhaps we should let them? hmm... probably best not to, we don't want to scratch the paint."

"Let me give you a tour!" The Pony said, pulling Derpy gently to her feet and leading her towards the central control panel with a hoof on her back.

Derpy gasped at the sheer variety of buttons, widgets and levers that were presented to her, in all shaped and sizes and materials. It was almost if someone had glued the panels together without any real plan in mind.

And it was beautiful.

"This is the Quantum tunnel extractor," The Doctor began, pointing at each button/lever/widget/random coral shaped clump in turn. "That's the Phazonor leveller, the Giga-watt absorber, the vortex manipulator is that little blue one there…No! No… Don't touch it! You may create a black hole… Oh, in fact you did. Oh don't worry; I'll tidy that up later. That there is the Changeling circuit; I've been meaning to fix that…. That's the erm….stereo, annnnd-"

"Is there a button for muffins?" Derpy suddenly asked, smiling at Whooves with eager anticipation.

"A….what?"

"A button to make muffins? Like a …..Muffin temporal….what was it? Extractor?"

"A Muffin Temporal Extractor…?" The Doctor repeated back, dumbfounded.

"Yes! Where's that?"

"I…Don't have a Muffin Temporal Extractor Derpy."

The grey Pegasus gasped, and stared at the confused earth pony like he was a complete idiot.

"Why not?"

Whooves made to reply, and then clamped his mouth shut.

Derpy sniffed and returned to happily examining the TARDIS console.

"Why don't I have a Muffin Temporal Extractor?" The Doctor mumbled to himself quietly.

Derpy finished her inspection and grinned at her friend.

"Well, lack of muffins aside this whole place is amazing! Did you build it? Are you a time traveller? Is that why your cutie mark is a time turner? Ohhh! It is isn't it?"

"Sort of, yes and oh my, yes."

Whooves trotted over to Derpy's side and smiled at her.

"Shall we go for a drive?"

"Where to?" Derpy asked.

"No idea! The universe is our oyster!" The Doctor replied, bringing his hoof down on a particularly impressive looking red button.

"Our….what?"

"Muffin, Derpy. The universe is our…muffin."

Decided to go for short and sweet chapters for this fic, just to keep it fresh. May go for longer chapters if you guys will prefer that.

Thanks to Chy-kka for the review! Yep, That's a cameo from Rainbow factory's Dr. Atmosphere.

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