OMGEE I'M ACTUALLY UPDATING IT'S A MIRACLE! :D

Dreygon: You're telling me -.-

Me: Whatever, I'm a very busy person, between drawing and playing video games, my schedule is very tight!

Drey: ...Moron... -_-

Me:... WELL, anyways, ONWARD WITH THE STORY! :D

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NUFFIN! EXCEPT FOR THOSE COOKIES I BAKED LAST NIGHT! *mmmm cookies*

I was stunned, shaking violently on my bed. It had been several hours since he had left, but I still felt extremly violated. I can never, ever look at him the same way again, though I never did look upon him very highly before. I breathed in and out of my nose is shakey sharp gasps.

I had to fall asleep because I knew I would need the energy for tommorow, but my eyes were wide open still, like when a fish is snagged on a fishing line and reeled up onto shore.

Now I understood why I always hurt down there so much in the morning, and why I feel as if my insides have been stretched out. I shook my head and tried to clear my mind. It was no use though. I scanned the room and my eyes rested on the frying pan in the corner of my room.

I got up and brought it back to my bed. I winced, thinking of the great pain I was about to bring myself, but it was the only way for me to fall asleep anymore. I braced myself and slammed the cooking device onto the side of my head, knocking me out cold.

(Time Break)

"OKAY LADIES, WE HAVE A VERY BUSY DAY OF PREPERATIONS AHEAD OF US, SO NO SLACKING!" yelled Master at Zelda and I as we stood in line in the kitchen like army men taking orders from their commanding officer. We were just about to be dissmissed to our harsh day of cleaning when Master held out his hand in a gesture to make us wait. "One more thing: PEACH, WHY THE HELL WERE YOU SITTING ON THE FRIDGE LAUGHING YOUR HEAD OFF LAST NIGHT! WERE YOU TRYING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE?"

I looked at him with an extremly confused expression on my face. "On top of the fridge? Laughing? I'm afraid I have no idea what you are talking about Master," I said. I honestly didn't know what he was talking about.

"Don't play dumb! I had to drag you all of the way back to you're room and lock you in there! DO YOU KNOW HOW FRIGGIN LATE IT WAS!"

I cocked my head at him in utter confusion. I knocked myself out last night though. How couold that possibly be me?

"Zelda, you heard her, right?" said Master, addressing the princess next to me.

Zelda nodded her head slowly yes. "It was very hard not to hear."

"See Peach! Now, I'm begging you, DON'T ACT UP WHILE LINK AND MARTH ARE OVER! I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF THEIR SUSPICION, NOT CONFIRM IT!" screamed Master in my face.

I wasn't sure but when Master mentioned Link's name I thought I saw Zelda blush. I nodded my head at Master in understanding and then we were dissmissed.

I started by cleaning the kitchen and Zelda began to clean the bathroom. Then I moved onto the living area and then my room. As I cleaned my mind began to wander. Was I really actually doing all these weird things? All of the evidence seemed to be pointing towards it. First there was Link at the grocery store, and then Marth kept on giving me strange looks when I explained to him why I was beaten up looking, but I knew he was too nice to point out anything weird I did. And then there was Master. If Master said I did something like that, then I must have done it.

But the whole question is why? Why have I been doing weird things involentarily without even realizing it? It didn't have anything to do with...possibly...Master's beatings? Like I have some kind of head trauma that is making me do this.

"GET BACK TO WORK PEACH I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO DO NOTHING!" yelled Master at me.

"But Master, you're not paying me anything!" I said.

"EXACTLY! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"

Both Zelda and I quickly finished the cleaning and then were sent to our rooms to make ourselves presentable. Master even gave us new make up! He told us to use a lot of conceiler to cover up any and all bruises. I am sooo excited for tonight! It will be just about the best day of my life! I just know it!

* * * * * * (Change POV)

After what seemed like forever, I finally made it to Link's house, well, tree house. They sure don't call it the Lost Woods for nothing. I was riding on my white horse and had my best clothes on. My blue hair was combed neatly and my sister's tiara, as usual, was placed on top of my head. I hopped down and shouted up at the tree "COME ON RAPUNZEL, LET'S GO ALREADY!"

I suddenly felt something pelt the back of my head. "DAMMIT LINK QUIT IT WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!"

A snickering Hylian appeared from out of the bushes. "Well excuuussee me princess. Let's go then!"

He then played some song he called Epona's Song on his weird looking instrument he called the ocarina. I will never understand Hylian culture. His chestnut mare then came barreling through the forest. He climbed up and smirked at me. "So how were you invited?" he asked me.

"Pit came over to my house to pick up Peach and invited me over. Oh and by the way, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WATCH PEACH FALL OFF OF YOUR HORSE AND NOT TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL! SERIOUSLY LINK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

"Dude, chill, she's never rode Epona before, I don't ever let anyone ride my horse, though that bitch Ilia did steal her before because 'I wasn't taking proper care of her'. I'll show her proper care stupid horse theif," said Link.

"Well that's what she told me when I asked her why she was all beaten up looking."

"Oh you noticed that too? She looked pretty beat up when I saw her at the grocery store buying canned bread."

"OMG you can buy CANNED BREAD like in Spongebob!"

"HELL YEAH! I BOUGHT LIKE TEN CANS! IT'S FRIGGIN AWESOME!"

"Well, were getting off topic moron, so she looked beat up when you saw her too huh?"

"Maybe she is just accident prone and doesn't like to talk about what really happened, like that Spongebob episode there Spopngebob got a black eye from that toothpaste and-"

"SHUT UP STOP BEING A SPONGEBOB FANBOY" I yelled and threw a rock at his head.

"Oww..."

"So how were you invited?" I asked.

"Oh, Pit, whoever he is, left a note on my door while I was out hunting. It said I was invited to dinner and it also said that you would be there."

"Wait, how would he know I would be coming if he didn't even ask me yet?'

"I dunno. I wounder if he has a TV where I can watch Spongebob... Viacom just put it back up on the air you know."

"SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT SPONGEBOB OR I'LL RIP YOUR PRETTY BLONDE HEAD OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS!"

"Heh, you called me pretty, like that one Spongebob episode where Mr. Krabs calls Spongebob a pretty girl when he wanted-"

I grabbed this head with my hand and held my sword to his throat.

"OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY GEESH! I'LL SHUT UP!"

We rode in silence for the rest of the way there.

WHOOO CHAPTER 6! :D

Dreygon: That had a lot of Spongebob references...

Me: Sure did!

Me and Drey: THANK'S FOR READING AND PLEASE REVIEW! :D

Me: oh yeah and one more thing, this is my second to last chapter so we have one more chapter to go! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! X3