HEYY PEEPS THIS IS MY LAST CHAPTER!
Dreygon: WHOOO!
Me: Okay, well, at the beginning of this chapter I am posting a WARNING. IF YOU HAVE A SMALL CHILD LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER, I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND READING THIS AT THIS TIME. SERIOUSLY.
Drey: Okay, I'm officially scared now if there is a warning. o-o
Me: YOU SHOULD BE! Oh and BTW, there will be alot of changes of perspectives in this chapter, just a heads up. Anyways, ONWARD WITH THE STORY!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOOOTTHHHIIINNGGG! I'M JUST A CRAZY MESSED UP FANGIRL!
"Hey, I think we are here," I said to the Hylian next to me.
"I think so too. And isn't this Luigi's old Mansion?" asked Link
"Now that I look closer at it, it appears so! Maybe they're renting it from him right now."
"I'm being completly honest with you right now dude, I'm nervous to see Zelda again. I'm not sure how she's gonna react to me..."
"You'll be fine Link. I'm just scared of the building itself. It's pretty creepy."
"Well, let's go! You can go first princess Marth," Link said smirking at me. I punched him in the gut and knocked the door.
(Change P.O.V.)
I was the first to hear the knock at the door. My keen Hylian ears come in handy in these situations. I slowly walked to the front door and nervously fixed my long brunette hair. I firmly grasped the knob in my hand and opened the door.
"Hey Zelda," I was greeted by the Japanese prince and Link. I didn't really even notice Marth though. My eyes were fixed on Link.
"Link..." I barly croaked out as a wall of tears hit me and I ran into his arms.
"Zelda..." He breathed into my ear. I looked up and saw he had tears in his eyes also.
Peach arrived out of no where and made her presence known by releasing one of her extremly girly giggles. "I just knew you guys would react this way when you saw each other! Sooo adorable!" she squealed.
She looked at Marth and I could see a light pink blush spread upon her cheeks. I smirked to myself. A long time ago Link had told me that Marth likes Peach, and now I can clearly see that by the way he was looking at her. I could now also confirm that Peach likes him back. Perhaps tonight one of them will confess.
"Welcome guests!" I crashed back down to reality when I remembered Master would never stand for either of us to have a boyfriend. He said he was the only boyfriend we would ever need. With that in mind, I gently pushed Link away so he would not hold this against me later.
(Change P.O.V.)
I was staring dreamily at Marth when Master's voice brought me back to earth. "Welcome guests! These lovely ladies here were kind enought to make us a wounderful dinner, so please come in and eat before it gets cold!"
Zelda and I had already prepaired dinner and set it on the table ahead of time. We were having roasted mushrooms and fried cuckoo. We lead Marth and Link to the dining room and had them seated. They seemed pretty impressed and complimented us several times on our cooking. I was music to our ears because Master never complimented our cooking.
After dinner we moved on to the living room and had light after dinner chat. Everything was going perfectly.
(Change P.O.V.)
"I have to say this one more time, but that was probably the best meal I've ever had! And I have the best cooks in the world prepair food for me in my palace but none of their dished measured up to this one!"
Zelda smiled and Peach giggled and blushed. "Why thank you, but it was really a simple dish, nothing to get worked up over," said Peach.
I really loved her smile and laugh. Tonight I have to tell her how I feel.
"Now what would really make this night perfect was some dessert!" Link teased. I shot a glare at him for his rude interjection and he smiled sheepishly at me.
"Oh I almost forgot! We do have dessert! Peach made some cookies earlier! Why don't you get those out Peach?" said Pit.
Peach litterally facepalmed and said, "Ohhh I forgot! I am soooo sorry I extend my greatest apologies Mas-"
"OH IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT PEACH!" Pit said, cutting her off. "Why don't you go make some right now?"
"Oh I was just kidding, you don't really have to go through all of that trouble!"
"Oh but I insist! Peach makes the best cookies ever! Go on Peach, go make some cookies for us."
Peach suddenly froze and didn't move a muscle. Her eyes became very glossy and dialated. Link and I exchanged glances, confirming that this was the weird behavior we were talking about earlier.
"Okay, I will now go make some cookies. I will need your breif help in the kitchen though Pit" she said very monotonly. She walked into the kitchen and Pit followed her, grumbling something I couldn't quite catch. I was worried she would have another one of her weird fits but it looks like she recovered quite nicely.
(Change P.O.V.)
"I sure hope I didn't cause too much trouble, just for some stupid cookies," I grumbled.
Zelda giggled and said, "Oh Link, that's so like you."
I blushed and then looked away. My eye was caught on Marth who appeared to be deep in thought. "Hey what are you thinkin' 'bout princess?"
He glared at me and said, "I think I'll tell Peach today. I have to! And then I'll ask her if she will come back to my castle with me!"
"Whoooa there tiger, someones anxious to get this show on the road!" Then I remembered something that I've been wanting to ask Zelda since the day she left. I turned to her and took her hands in mine. "Zelda," I began, gazing deeply into her sea blue eyes, "will you come back to Hyrule with me?"
Zelda had a look of pure joy on her face, and soon it turned to a look of pure horror, and then saddness. Tears began to well up in her eyes. "I-I can't Link! I'm sorry!"
I looked at her with confusion. "Why not?"
"I-I just can't," was all she said and then she turned away. I just sat there in shock with my hand still extended where they held hers just moments before.
"Oh Zelda... I need your assistance in the kitchen," came Peach's eerily monotonous voice.
"Coming Peach..." said they beautiful Hylian princess. She then got up and glided into the kitchen.
I let out a deep sigh. I felt a hand on my shoulder and looked up to see Marth giving me a sympathetic look. "It's okay bro, she's probably just nervous. Try again in a week or so!"
I made crooked smile and said, "Yeah, maybe I should serenade her with my ocarina or something."
We both laughed and for the next what seemed thirty minutes just joked around with each other until we heard Peach's voice again. "Link, I'm in need of your assistance in the kitchen..."
Marth and I exchanged glances and he shrugged. I got up and made my way to the kitchen. I chuckled to myself with the thought of a little cooking party going on in there. I opened thedoor to the kitchen and then closed it behind me. When I turned around, I didn't even have time to scream.
(Narrorator P.O.V. for the rest of the story)
Marth sat patiently in the living room, feeling awkward being the only person left. He hummed to himself the merry toon of Melt by Hatsune Miku. It was his guilty pleasure to listen to that song.
Finally, after what seemed like ages, Peach finally emerged from the kitchen with the tray of cookies in hand. She still had that glossy look in her eye, which concerned Marth, but it didn't bug him too much because she was acting fairly normal. He did notice a fair ammount of red liquid on her dress and gloves though. The cookies were also the same shade of red. "Hey Peach! These look great! What kind are they?" asked the prince.
The princess gave him a whistful smile and said, "Blood-red velvet cookies. They're my own special recipie."
Marth could clearly see where they got their name, because the cookies were the exact same color of blood. That would also explain why her dress is all stained red. "They must be very messy cookies to make," he said.
"They are. Now try one."
Marth picked one up and took a small bite out of it. He chewed it thoughtfully and decided they were pretty darn good! "Hey Peach, great job!"
"Thank you."
He then finished the rest of that cookie and started eating the others. Every once in a while he would come across a chunk of...something, but it was delicious. After awhile of gorging himself, he looked up and asked, "Where is everyone Peachy? Still in the kitchen?"
She giggled creepily and said, "Yes, they are cleaning up."
"Well I ought to help then, it sounds like a messy clean up! You should change, you're filthy. I'll be right back."
Marth waltzed up to the kitchen door and opened it. As soon as he looked at the surrounding area though he let out a scream. On the counter the three heads of Link, Pit, and Zelda were lined up. Guts and organs and some limbs were scattered across the floor. Blood was everywhere. Then he saw the bloody knife on the counter next to the mixing bowl. In the bowl there was some fresh blood at the bottom and some flesh chunks floating around in there. Marth's eyes then trailed to the oven and saw blood was there also. The prince soon realized what he had eaten and threw up all over the floor, so not the smell of stomach acid and fresh blood mingled.
He kept on barfing until he didn't have anything left to throw up. he then looked at the contents of his tossed cookies and saw and eyeball sitting in there. He slowly traced his gaze to the heads on the counter and to his horror saw that Zelda was missing an eye. He almost passed out but stayed strong. He blindly raced out of the kitchen and into the living room. When he saw Peach he almost screamed again in shock. "P-PEACH!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Peach was standing before him with only a bra and panties on. "Yew tolds me to changes sooo I changes out of myz dresssez," said Peach.
"Oh God you're acting up again!" It then took him a few more seconds to realize that she was the one who killed those three people. "PEACH, WHY DID YOU KILL OUR FRIENDS!?" he yelled at her.
Peach loopily swayed around and said, "They were competitionnn... They wantz to take mah Marfyy awayz from meee... Now iz just mee and yeww Marff...hehehe YEW LIKES TEH COOKIES DON'T YEW?! I KNEW YEW WOULD! MASTER WOULD BE VeRy pleased if i didn'tz makes teh cookieezz out of himzz..."
"Competiton!? Master?! What the hell are you talking about Peach!?"
"Everyoneee gotzz too clossee to mah Marfyy... Specially tat Linkk... He wuzz gonnaazz snatch yew right awayz fromm meeeee..."
Marth blinked twice, trying to calculate what was going on. Then he realized that in her own weird was, Peach was confessing that she likes him. A slight blush came upon his face but he quickly pushed it away. Peach then pushed Marth up against the wall and kissed him. "MArff I wantz yew to doo wut Masterr did to meh!"
The Japanese prince only took a few seconds to realize what she wanted. In all Master-Slave senarios like this he was well aware of what she was talking about. A deep blush came to his face but then he roughly shoved her away. "I like Peach, not you! You aren't Peach! You can't be! YOU'RE A GOD DAMN FUCKING MURDERER! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY PEACH!?" Marth spat in her face.
Peach only giggled and said, "Now now hushes urz mouf... I will haz ur heart, my lovez, I will posess ur heart..."
The next thing the prince knew was that a knife was slashed across his neck faster than lightning and he died before he hit the floor. The princess then set to work and cut out his heart and held it up in the air like some trophy. It was still slightly twitching in her hands. The delusional princess then held it up to her mouth and began to lick it, and then eventually she began to take small bites out of it, and before long she had consumed the whole thing. Blood ran down her her face like a river. She then lie on top of her prince and kissed him several times.
After quite awhile, she stood up and began to laugh. It first started out as a small giggle, but not after long she was launched into a full blown maniacle laugh. She laughed loudly and hysterically for all to hear. If a baby was near by, it would have burst into tears of fright. Out of nowhere, she began to cough. She coughed louder and louder and soon she was doing a smokers cough and her face was turning blue. She gave one last sputtering cough and something flew out of her mouth. It seemed to look like some kind of computer chip and it flashed red every few seconds.
Peach breathed deeply to catch her breath and slowly but surly, she returned back to normal. When she was fully aware she took one look around her and let out a high pitched scream like you would hear in a horror movie. Her sight then rested on her beloved prince on the floor. She sat down next to him and began to weep uncontrollably. She stroked his blue hair and whispered into his ear, "I never even got to tell you how I feel..."
The next thing she noticed was that she was only in a bra and underwear and was covered in blood. From behind her she heard a noise and she whipped around. Her intense blue gaze was locked on something. She slowly rised to her feet. "You..." she began. "You...you...you...YOU YOU YOU!" she bagan to scream hysterically, tears running down her face. The sound of a gun being fired split the air and a bullet landed right in between Peach's eyes. She dropped down dead.
"That is how you take care of buisness, brother," said a dark figure emerging from the shadows. It was followed closly behind by another figure. The first figure bent down and picked up the flashing device that Peach had coughed up. "Leave no evidence behind, am I right?"
The second figure nodded excitedly. "Now this is the right way of protecting your title. But how did you do it brother?"
"It was easy. As soon as we graduated highschool, I kiddnapped Peach and placed this controll chip in the area where her nasal cavity and her mouth connect, and with this controller," it held up a controller, "I was able to controll her actions whenever I pleased. Also when I planted the chip, she lost all memory of what had happened and whenever I controlled her, she had no memory of it. Now, when Pit came along, I had Peach invite him to dinner and made her put in a special potion to his food that made any person the complete opposite of who they really are. It was easy to make him sign they contract giving him complete controll over Peach at that point. Every day I had her put more of that potion in his food. Well, that's how the contract with Pit came to be, oh and then I had her suggest they live here. Next, when Zelda came along, I had Peach have tea with her and slip in a potion to Zelda's tea that made her very easily persuaded. When Pit heard he would have two bitches now instead of one, he was extatic and had Zelda sign a contract immediantly, but he did agree to pay her. I made Peach slip some more of that potion into Zelda's tea every day. I soon learned that Peach was good friends with Link and thought to myself that this was all to easy. I already knew that she liked Marth so I also used that to my advantage. The dinner party itself fell right into place before my very eyes and using my control and Peach's dormant feelings for Marth I created this glorious mess."
The second figure nodded in understanding and then asked, "Hey, didn't we need Peach though brother?"
"No, we did not. I could tell she was going to be unfaithful from the first time I saw her look at Marth. We can always get Pauline back. Oh and thanks again for letting me borrow your mansion for this little project. We can have this mess cleaned up right away."
"You're welcome brother."
The first figure began to laugh maniacley. "I have single handedly taken out my biggest threats to my position! I, Mario, will stay Nintendo's mascot forever!"
THE END.
WHOOOOO END OF STORY! SO WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
Dreygon: ...0-0 I'm still trying to calculate what just happened there...
Me: Awesome ^^ This story was written for my friend KittyKnight, who INSISTED I wright it, yet takes forever to read the chapters I post because she "doesn't feel like it". *huff* Oh well lol I just hope that everyone enjoyed it! I made this story quite a bit more messed up than it was supposed to be, but I was all like, "why not?" so I just went for it and I think the result turned out pretty cool! Now I would like to thank all of my readers and reviewers out there! I seriously love each and every one of you, in a non creepy way, even if you did hate this story! Thank you again for taking the time out of your day to read my story!
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