Resident Retarded 2: Evolution Revolution
Chapter 5: Leon's Betrayal
"We're free, we're free!" Kiara shouted as the helicopter landed on the carnaged earth. "I can't wait til I get home and lay in my own bed again!"
"Me too," responded Tim as he assisted Kiara on to the helicopter.
"Me three!" exclaimed Ebony as she and Leon approached the chopper. She was holding Leon's waist so tight that it was beginning to feel numb.
"Good God... How long must you torment me you insane Bitch!" he scolded. "Get the hell away from me!"
"I love you too, Boo," she answered.
Leon assisted Kayla onto the helicopter.
"Aren't you going to help me onto the helicopter?" Ebony asked Leon.
"Over my dead body!"
"I know you want me."
"To die, yes."
"Leon, your words are to kind."
"To the hiddius, I guess they are."
"Everyone shut-up! I'm trying to fly this thing!" Kayla commanded after everyone boarded. "And Ebony, if you say one more word, I will stick ma foot so far up ya ass ya ain't go'n be able ta sit down fa two weeks.
As the helicopter rose off the carnaged earth, the undead approached too close to the chopper. Some managed to have the brain power to actually hang on to the bottom of the helicopter. Their moans were ungodly, which made it impossible for Kayla to think.
"Get those things off the chopper!" Kayla commanded.
"We're on it," shouted Leon.
"Oh, Leon!" responded Ebony.
Leon completly ignored her and fought the "zombies". Ebony watched as her knight in shining armor fought the enemies at every turn. Though Leon fought with all his might, there were too many of them. The helicopter was too high in the sky to just jump out. They were now over the ocean and inside the helicopter there was overwhelming chaos. Leon's shirt and gear were completly ripped off his body, and he was covered in blood. Ebony watched as her mouth drooled at her shirtless knight.
"Don't just stand there! Help me!" Leon shouted for everyone to hear.
Kayla: "I can't! I'm trying to fly this thing!"
Kiara: "I can't! I'm trying to co-pilot!"
Tim: "I am helping! Now, help me!"
Leon: "Why aren't they attacking Ebony! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The "zombies" began biting at Leon's flesh. Ebony saw this and went into a shocking painic and shouted...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
5 Minutes Later...
She felt the wind blowing through her hair... She never felt more alive in her life... But then she realized...
"I fell out of the helicopter...
I fell out of the helicopter!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
For those of you who have waited patiently for my story chapters, I am putting up chapter six. Though it seems like there is no plot to this story, there is. It all will be revealed when the time comes... I am putting up chapter 6 today: September 20, 2006... Thank you... Your gonna love Chapter (?): Hidden Essence. It's my favorite chapter... Now without further "ado" (good lord, I don't know how to spell...), I introduce to you Chapter 6: Leon's Return? ...
P.S.
Thank you, "WaterWater Every Where", for Reviewing and actually liking my humorous story.