A/N: Hey, thank you for deciding ta read ma story. Dis ma first fanfic. Da' name's Will aka. Lord Apocolypse. Ebony aka. IvoryChick08 is a good friend of mine and kindled ma interest in comedy stories. She told me da endin' of her story, da original "Resident Retarded", and I got so excited about it I asked her if I can write part two. I also write horror/gore stories. So, after I'm done posting up chapters "1-?", I'll post up some of ma stories. (Look for: Destination Armageddon & Son of the Dark Phoenix) Warning: 1. When u laugh, remember ta breathe, othawise yo laugh of joy can just as easily be yo laugh of death. 2. Always be prepared fo' da next chapter. Good-luck!
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Resident Retarded 2: Evolution Revolution
Chapter 1: Leon!
She felt the wind blowing through her hair. She never felt more alive in her life. But then, she realized…
"I'm falling out of the helicopter…
I'm falling out of the helicopter!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Leon, help me! Please! We'll get married and have plenty of children together! Help!"
But Leon couldn't help her, not that he wanted to in the first place. He was finally free from her obsession……and her stupidity.
Fortunately for Ebony, her foot had coincidentally wrapped around the rope attached to the helicopter, which swung her diagonally towards the ocean. Instead of falling to her doom, she skid across the ocean like a flat rock, back to shore. Even though she was unconscious, all she could think about was her one "true love", Leon.
Night fall came and Ebony woke up.
"Leon!" she shouted as she suddenly awoken. "Leon….Oh, shit…"
She was talking in her sleep which had attracted Zombies. She was surrounded, there was nowhere to escape.
"Damn that Less-lo," she whispered to herself.
The Zombies were coming in closer, and closer, and closer until…
"STOP!"
The Zombies all stopped in confusion. Ebony pulled out a boom-box from up-under the sand. She dug in her pocket and pulled out her Michael Jackson CD. The next thing you now, she's dancing to…
"THRILLA! In the night! And No one's gonna save yah when the beast's about ta strike! It's a THRILLA!...etc."
The Zombies started feeling the beat. Theirs shoulders started to move to the beat. Uncontrollably, the Zombies began to dance the "Thriller Dance".
Scared and amazed that her plan worked without Leon coming to save her, she danced away into the jungle.