3AM Ramblings
Dogs
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warnings: Slight Sasunaru
A/N: Sorry for the delay. Really. I was super busy this week 'cause I had to finish my IGCSE English anthology pieces, novel and play 'cause my English teacher sucks at teaching. Literally. And my IGCSE Business Studies notes had to be done. Yeah...This was originally supposed to by wrtten for Sasunaru day but I kinda hated my original draft. meh. So, again, I'm really sorry if this drabble is really rushed and, you know, bad... Also good news: I have come out of denial of being a yaoi fangirl.
There were several things Uchiha Sasuke didn'twant to do today. Being stalked by fangirls, listen to fangirls squeal like dying pigs, watch fangirls squeal like dying pigs and having to deal with fangirls. So what seemingly was a very good day made a turn for the worse when, after his spar with Kakashi, his rabid fanclub, who have reformed since the Uchiha had been dragged back kicking and cursing by a bloody but happy Naruto, began stalking him all the way to the supermarket.
He pushed away yet another ambitious, drooling, pubescent kunoichi who was brave enough to attempt to shove her breasts in his face every step of the way since he left the training grounds on his way home to the dobe. He snarled at her and shot her a perfect Uchiha Death Glare™. It did no such luck to hordes of smitten kunoichis. They swooned and squealed some more.
He glanced at the crowd that have been following him for the past five minutes. The corners of his mouth twitched a little at Sakura, who was bickering with another fangirl. Sakura, though not a Sasuke Fangirl, still kept up a pretense of it just for the sake of fun (she had secretly confided to him that she was going to take up Lee's offer of a date).
"Ne, ne. Sasuke-kun! " was the high-pitched shriek of a unnamed fangirl. "Eto…will you go on a date with me? I'm way better than Sakura!"
"I treasure my hearing and eyesight, so no."
Sakura giggled in the far distance as the said girl reeled back from the raven's straight-forward rejection. But, as all fangirls are, the unnamed fangirl was persistent He was suddenly aware of the dead silence of the girls around him. He flicked his gaze over the mob of a girls and landed on a familiar mop of messy hair, and smirked.
"Oi, teme!"
"Dobe."
The bouncy ball of energy that was more commonly known as Sasuke's best friend bounded over the the raven and began tugging said man away from the crowd of girls who stood frozen in shock. While these girls were shocked, Uchiha Sasuke was more than relieved. However, listening to said blonde babbling about something the Uchiha could care less.
Meanwhile, the members of the Sasuke Fan Club recovered from their shock and realized that where their idol once stood, was now an empty space. And then, they promptly fainted and collapsed in huge pile of bodies.*
Now back to Sasuke and Naruto. It was not long before Sasuke realized Naruto was pulling him towards to the Uchiha compound, where Naruto moved in with him at the start of their relationship a few months ago. Sasuke, was undoubtedly pissed, for he wanted time to molest the blonde uke and was unable to due to being held at arms length.
"…so I saw a cute little dog in the pet shop on the way home from meeting with Tsunade no baa-chan and I thought it looked so adorable and it reminded me of you so I bought it and brought it back home to put in that field you call a backyard…"
"Hn."
"Oi, Sasuke bastard! Are you even listening to me?"
"Hn."
The couple arrived at said backyard and Sasuke didn't notice any changes made. But that was until he saw the far corner. Where once stood an abandoned shed, was now refurnished into a giant dog house, with the backyard littered with chewed-up dog toys. Naruto whistled and a giant Labrador Retriever came running, no, charging towards the pair. The dog knocked over Naruto a fur and drool flinging everywhere, covering the blonde, while the Uchiha stared uncharacteristically slack-jawed at the sight and noticeably paled. Naruto chuckled and pushed the dog off hisself before producing a ball out of nowhere and flinging it to the farthest corner of the yard as hard as he could. The dog half-skipped, half-leaped, following the ball's motion before colliding with a random tree that sprung up with a sickening crunch. It got up shakily, wagging its tail faster than before.
"Ne, ne, Sasuke! Do you know what I named it?"
"Hn. No."
"I named it after you!"exclaimed Naruto before tugging the Uchiha towards the converted dog house. "Look!"
Naruto pointed to the the house in excitement.
"You would probably like it, dattebayo!"
As Sasuke looked up, there, in bright red letters was the labrador retriever's name: 'EMO'.
*: I couldn't resist :)
A/N: Thanks for the support...and hopefully, you don't hate this chapter. Read and review :)