3AM Ramblings

Must see Kakashi's face..!


Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I mean, I wish I did.


A/N: To be honest, I loved Naruto (Original Series) episode 101. It was freakin' hilarious. X) It's kinda sad that Naruto is going to end soon :( I'm probably going to end up having like, withdrawal symptoms once it ends. Which is also why I'm posting a lot of stories in a short time. Also, are you guys going to watch the new Naruto movie? I am totally going to watch it :)

A thing to note before reading this chapter:

'Thoughts/unspoken words.'


Today, Team 7 is determined. Of what, you may ask? Well, if the title didn't give you any hints of what they wanted to see, then here's the answer: they're going to see their sensei's face. And yes, they did try to see past the infamous mask that their now former jounin sensei loved to wear so much, the most notorious attempt was filmed and became known as Naruto Ep. 101 and many other such attempts were made into omakes for NarutoShippuden. But since Team 7 had been through hell and back, with Sasuke running away, the Fourth Shinobi World War, and the general angsting that had been going on in both the original and Shippudenseries,when Sasuke finally returned, the return of old habits have marked the renewal of Team 7's friendship.

It was Naruto who proposed the idea, naturally. And with Sasuke and Sakura's genius, Team 7 figured a foolproof plan to finally see what was under the mask all those years. Was it buckteeth? Or kissylips? The questions were seemingly endless. The plan that was proposed was clever, at least when Uzumaki Naruto, was considered. The plan was that even Kakashi needs to take off his mask sometime. So in order to see beneath the mask, Team 7 will break into his home and catch him off-guard while Kakashi is shaving. Now, to put it in action…

It was seven at night and the members of Team 7 watched quietly as Kakashi walked home from a bar where the jounins spent their off-duty days together drinking. Keeping their chakra masked and hiding in the shadows, they followed the jounin home. All of them were taking this very seriously, as evident by Naruto's lack of his garish neon orange jumpsuit. They heard the silver-haired jounin rub his chin, muttering about needing a shave.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and Sakura, who both nodded.

All is going according to plan.

They watched from the dark, being the true ninjas that they were. As Kakashi unlocked his front door, the three members of Team 7 sprang into action. Sneaking into Kakashi's bedroom through the window, they searched for the bathroom door. It wasn't hard to find it. After all, it was the only light that was on in the house.

They reached the door stealthily, neither of the three making so much a noise. Naruto paused at the door, having reached it first, and motioned for Sakura and Sasuke to go to the other side. Both easily complied. It was now or never. The tensions was so thick you could cut it with a steel block. Sakura held up three fingers and silently mouthed the words.

On the count of three. One…two…three!

Bang! The three ninjas threw the bathroom door open with a loud crash. Kakashi stood, in his underwear, hitaite gone, mask off, razor in one hand, shaving cream replacing where his mask used to be.

"Geez guys," Kakashi drawled, scratching his stomach, "I almost cut myself. You should knock first."

His students stood staring at him in shock.

"…" was all they could muster.

Sasuke, being the first one to recover his speech, spoke almost a little bit too disappointingly, "Aren't you using too much shaving cream?"

"And aren't you being too nosy?" was the jounin's reply.


A/N: Yeah, it's kinda weird how I ended it. Like I didn't finish it or something. But yeah. It's officially the end of this chapter. Read and Review :)