They quickly got dressed and left the hotel, only to be greeted by a squealing Erica. "I knew it!" She bounced happily, "I knew you to love each other… but why are you two with Dotachin."
"We'll explain later… is Togusa around with the van." Izaya asked calmly
"Yeah, he's right around the corner…" Walker answered with concern as he looked a Kadota. "Kadota-san are you alright?"
"We better hurry." Shizuo picked Kadota up bridal style and ran towards the van with everyone else on his heels. "Oi!"
Togusa looked up from his cell to see Shizuo running towards him with Kadota in his arms. "What's wrong?" Togusa panicked. He got his answer when Shizuo came to halt to put his friend down, so he could run to a trash can. "Is he alright?" Togusa got out of the van.
"We need to get to Shinra's and fast."
"Wait Shizuo… Izaya what happened last night." Erica was really worried now.
"I promise to explain in detail later, but right now we better get going." Izaya grinned as he opened the van doors. Everyone hopped in the van. Togusa put the pedal to the metal, but slowed down on the count of saving himself from having a mess to clean up later.
Shinra ran to the door at the sound of someone pounding it… "Shizuo are trying break down my door.
"I would have if you answered any later." Shizuo was soon pushed to the side and Shinra was run over as Kadota ran to the bathroom. "Ka-Kadota-san… is he." Shinra turned to Shizuo only to cower in fear. Both Shizuo and Izaya were sending him death glares as Izaya held up an all too familiar bottle.
"Oh Shinra… start explaining."
Celty comforted Kadota in the bathroom, while Shinra explained. "So let me get this straight…" Shizuo had Shinra in the air by his coat collar. "You used Kadota as a guinea pig again!"
"Now...now Shizuo… the first time was my fathers fault."
"Yeah but this time it's yours" Shizuo shook the poor doctor. "Now fix it!" Shizuo threw Shinra into a dinning chair.
"Believe me Shizuo I will I just need to run some test… now about last night after he took the first two pills, did anything happen. That I need to make note of." Shinra quickly went into doctor mode with a pen and pad ready.
"Yeah you guys did anything interesting happen last night." Erica was wiggling with excitement.
"Well, as promised, I will be happy to explain." Izaya smiled crossing his legs.
"Hmpf… I going on the balcony to smoke" Shizuo needed something to calm him down.
"Anyway… last night we met up ay Luvly Red and had a few drinks. Then we kind of had a few rounds of sex."
"Sex… you mean not just you and Shizuo, but Dotachin too." Erica stared like a dear in the headlights as Izaya nodded. Walker opened his eyes in shock, Togusa fell over, Shinra jotted down as if it was nothing new and Shizuo lit his second cigarette for the day. "You're kidding right? Why would Dotachin keep this from me?"
"Because he knows how you can get Erika-san." Izaya smiled
"Was there anything unusual about anything?"
"Well… there was an intoxication scent coming from Dotachin. It made me even hornier." Izaya licked his lips remembering the sensations.
"A smell? Hhhmmm… Ah Kadota-san do you feel better now?" Shinra watched as Kadota and Celty came to join them.
"A little better" Kadota sat down… "So… should I punch you know or later."
[I should punch you know! What did you do?] Celty typed furiously
"Haha… later please… and Celty that's mean, but don't worry I am going to take a few tests to figure this out. So if you would follow me to the back." Shinra led the way as Kadota followed behind him.
Moments passed and Kadota came walking back out, with his jacket and cap in hand. Shizuo came inside off the balcony. "Well… what's up?"
"Don't know yet, he said give him some time to get the results." Kadota sighed. But was soon grabbed and pushed onto the sofa by an angry otaku girl.
"I can't believe you didn't tell me about this!" Erica shouted
"About what? What are you talking about?" Kadota looked confused, but had an idea of what was wrong.
"I'm Talking about you and these two" she pointed at Izaya and Shizuo. "Why didn't you tell me you were having a three-way… this is awesome. You're in the middle right Dotachin, or maybe you're the very bottom." Erica suddenly went into yaoi fan mode.
Kadota sighed as he turned to Izaya "see why I couldn't tell her."
"I know, but I think it's kind of interesting… so my dear Erica-chan. Will you be making a Doujinshi based on our little secret?" Izaya grinned
"Are you kidding this is inspiration gold! I'm going to start up a fan club about this 'Shidotzaya' I think is good, or should it just be Shizuo/Dotachin/Izaya. I just don't know… then there is the possibility of Izadota and Shizdota." Erica was passing with excitement.
Kadota just sighed as he leaned back on the couch. Shizuo came up beside him and sat down. "You O.K.?"
"Yeah… I don't think I have anything left in my stomach." Kadota chuckled.
Shizuo smiled, he was really worried there. He was going to kill Shinra if anything bad happened.
Four hours had passed and Shinra finally emerged from his studies. He looked like as white as a sheet. Celty came up to him [Well… What is it? Is Kadota going to be O.K.?] Shinra was mumbling something that could not be heard. Celty slapped and shook him [Answer me!]
"It's impossible… just impossible..."
[What's impossible?]
Shinra looked to Kadota "It's impossible right… you're a male… yet you…you're…."
"Oi! Shinra what the hell is wrong." Shizuo grabbed him by is lab coat and shook him
[Shizuo calm down… Shinra just what is it?]
Shinra pried Shizuo's hands from his coat and walked over to Kadota "Kadota-san you're… you're… pregnant"
This put everyone in a state of shock, it was some bad joke right. Kadota stared at Shinra for a moment and then Shinra was knocked to the floor. Everyone stared at the scene; Kadota punched Shinra just as promised then sat back down. "This is worse than being very ticklish you know." Kadota sighed, but soon held his ears at the squealing otaku girl.
"Dotachin congratulations this is awesome!" she bounced around
Shinra got up and rubbed his cheek, "how is this awesome?" he yelled. This is scientifically impossible… unheard of… undis-cov-er-d…!"
Shinra snapped out of his state of shock and sat down, because he just realized this could be a great scientific discovery. If all goes well, and his test subject doesn't object. He smiled at Kadota, who look at him suspiciously. "Kadota-san would you mind having this child for scientific purposes?"
"Do you want me to punch you, besides is there really anyway to stop this?"
"No none in the least…" Shinra smiled
"Then there is no choice… is there." Kadota sighed how was he going to explain this to his boss.
"This is so exciting… but there is a main question here." Erica pointed out as everyone turned to her. "Who is the father?"
Everyone turned their attention to Izaya and Shizuo. "Well thanks to that intoxicating smell I really don't remember our arrangements last night… Shizu-chan."
"I really don't remember anything after that smell either." Shizuo as usual so blunt.
"Honestly you always behave like an animal of hormonal instinct… but at any rate." Izaya came over to Kadota and took his hand. "I will be honored if you bore my child Dotachin." Izaya was soon grabbed by his coat collar coming face to face with an angry Shizuo. He seemed to be more pissed off than usual.
"Oi… what makes you think you're the father all of a sudden."
"Well Shizu-chan… if I remember correctly I was on top of him last."
"Yeah but that doesn't mean anything you weren't penetrating… so that still means it could be mine."
"Come now Shizuo we don't need a mini you running around."
"And we don't need another flea, causing trouble." Izaya had his switch blade out ready Shizuo had his fist raised. Until Kadota got between them.
"Knock it off; it's bad enough this is happening… I don't need you two fighting over being the father… it just makes it more akward."
"But more exciting… we won't now till the baby is born." Erica squealed
Kadota sighed; he turned around at a tap to his shoulder to see Celty fidgeting embarrassed about something. [May I please be the god mother?]
Kadota blinked in surprise, then smiled "Sure… just make sure you handle him." He
pointed to Shinra
[Don't worry I'll make sure he doesn't mess this up.]
"Celty that's mean… but I better get prepared, I will need to get a ultrasound, so we can see the fetus as it develops." Shinra thought for a moment… "It's strange though for women signs of pregnancy show up usually in a week or two… but…""I'm not a woman… and plus this was done buy your product." Kadota crossed his arms.
"True… and the mix of alcohol may have accelerated the star up process of the pregnancy. Thus somehow creating a temporary womb and the strange scent was you giving off female pheromones. But otherwise I am sure everything else should take the usual time."
"Which is nine months right?"
"Correct Kadota-san… in nine months you will be giving birth to a healthy baby boy, or girl. Of course I will be monitoring everything and giving the delivery." Shinra got a pad out, "we'll probably meet here in about a month, once a month for at least the first six to seven months. Then after that I will have to meet with you more. So for now just take it easy rest and try to eat something."
"I also need to look through my books… I think I have a few on pregnancies. I really didn't expect it to happen so soon." Kadota sighed "I never thought of it happening this way though." He put a hand to his stomach. "Maybe this won't be so bad…"
"Yumachin… Togusa let's get Kadota home." Erica patted the two boys on the shoulder who have been staring at their friend's stomach this whole time. Kadota gave them a reassuring smile, and they both sighed. To tell the truth they were also a little excited about the whole situation.