I thank Cherry Limit, Visiblemist, Rune Sparks, DEVIlishAngel00, madoka magica, Devilish Dream, and emilyishdabest for reviewing!
~Responses~
Devilish Dream: Yeah the emoticons Mikan made were just random things I added because I wanted it to be longer but I thought of taking it out since it didn't seem funny but whatever. Thanks for the title but I decided to just keep this one.
Yes, I also imagine him singing for Persona LOL. The thing Nobara said was just to piss Persona off because Narumi gave her some wine or w/e + she's underaged and shouldn't be drinking at age 13. I just needed something to transition to the parts after Persona got pissed. I have 4 dads if you include my real one. I got two she-dads named Lena and Ania, (Lena's the one who said "Kills Self For You", and Ania's the one who said "0,0".) and one loner male dad named Alexander who said "Plz fapp" (for this chapter).
This was kind of hard to read over since I had to check if the "via iPhones" were correct, but I did it for you gais... = ='' Sorry if I got it wrong and it's supposed to be "via mobile", but I don't even own an iPhone, let alone a phone, so yeah. I googled all the crap about iPhones.
Sorry AGAIN. I noticed that I've already got past 10 reviews but my internet was being an asshole. :l
Warnings: Auto-corrected (or censored? :l) and non-auto-corrected (or uncensored? LOL) cuss words! Slight OOC because of the magical powers of auto-correction!
Note: I added the day of the week now and the via iPhone crap but I'm not putting how long ago because my brain doesn't really like numbers.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gakuen Alice, for Tachibana-sensei does!
Secret Group: Gakuen Alice
10:30 A.M. Saturday
Rui Amane (A/N Yeah, more Rui!)
13 seconds ago via iPhone
Tsubasa-chaaaan~ Why won't you accept my looove? ;n;
Comments:
Tsubasa Andou 1. I already have a girlfriend.
2. You're a pedophile.
3. You're a transvestite.
4. I DON'T LIKE YOU.
Rui Amane and Hayate Matsudaira like this.
Rui Amane ...I love you too... :D
via iPhone
Tsubasa Andou has disconnected.
Rui Amane BABY COME BACK!
via iPhone
Akira Tonouchi, Reo Mouri and 62 others like this.
Hayate Matsudaira It's okay Rui. Andou just can't handle your sausage
via iPhone
Megane, Hoshino Hoshino and 539 others like this.
Hayate Matsudaira SHIT I meant awesome sauce
via iPhone
Rui Amane Lmfao ok but I think my sausage is pretty awesome if I do say so myself~
via iPhone
Luna Koizumi, Himemiya and 404 others like this.
Hayate Matsudaira NO THANKS
via iPhone
Narumi L. Anju, Makihara and 352 others like this.
3:10 P.M. Dem Pork Chops.
Hayate Matsudaira
2 minutes ago via iPhone
I'm making porn chops for the cockout so hurry up and get on the dick! (A/N Sorry if you're eating atm. LOL)
Comments:
Anna Umenomiya I really think Miruku should do it for you.
Nonoko Ogasawara, Misaki and 328 others like this.
Persona I'd rather not get on a dick tyvm.
via iPhone
Fukutan, Hajime Yakumo and 888 others like this.
Reo Mouri Or go to a "cockout".
via mobile
Kuonji, Amanatsu and 904 others like this.
Himemiya Or eat "porn chops". I like to eat normal food.
Wakako Usami, Mochiage and 1,095 others like this.
Hayate Matsudaira I'm making pork chops for the cookout so hurry up and get on the deck!* Gosh you pansies! ._.
via iPhone
Persona There's like A THOUSAND BURNING NUNS IN THE SKY
via iPhone
Hayate Matsudaira How do you get a thousand burning nuns in the sky? Did you make Natsume go on a mission to burn nuns and fling them into the sky? I don't see how they'd still be alive.
via iPhone
Natsume Hyuuga, Hayami and 419 others like this.
Persona What? I never gave him such an absurb mission.
via iPhone
Persona Oh, this phone. I meant suns. But burning nuns and flinging them into the sky sounds interesting.
via iPhone
Hayate Matsudaira Dayum why don't you just strap dynamite on them before burning & launching?!
via iPhone
Rui Amane Fireworks!
via iPhone
Persona Where am I supposed to get that much dynamite.
via iPhone
Hayate Matsudaira I was joking o_o You're much crueler than Natsume!
via iPhone
Natsume Hyuuga likes this.
Persona Oh stop it, you. -w-
via iPhone
Nobara Ibaragi and Youichi Hijiri like this.
Hayate Matsudaira LOL
via iPhone
Rui Amane, Hajime Yakumo and 1,234,567,890 others like this.
9:00 P.M. What the Highly Horny Students do at Night!
Shuuichi Sakurano
5 seconds ago via iPhone
You people come and help me with this paperwork for the Alice Festival! — with Subaru Imai, Shizune Yamanouchi and Hijiri Goshima.
Comments:
Hijiri Goshima It's Saturday, Sakurano! Take a break.
Shizune Yamanouchi I'm busy messing around with autocorrect. It's quite fascinating.
via iPhone
Subaru Imai Don't you just love it?
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano SPECTACLES. I'd love to shoot autocockblock in the nest.
via iPhone
Hijiri Goshima, Subaru Imai and Shizune Yamanouchi like this.
Hijiri Goshima Yes, getting cockblocked automatically is annoying, but I thought you were doing paperwork?
Shizune Yamanouchi and Subaru Imai like this.
Shuuchi Sakurano Lamb bit, I meant "SPECTACULAR. I'd love to shoot autocolander in the ass."
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano Ah this piece of sheet
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano HOW THE DUCK DO YOU TURN THIS OFF
via iPhone
Subaru Imai It's very amusing to see you struggle like this.
via iPhone
Shizune Yamanouchi likes this.
Shuuichi Sakurano Plz fapp this
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano STOP*
via iPhone
Hijiri Goshima has gone offline.
Hijiri Goshima has gone online. (A/N On his iPhone.)
Subaru Imai Well, Goshima knows how to turn it off.
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano Okay then GOSHIMA PLEASE KELP ME.
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano HELP DAMMIT
via iPhone
...10 minutes later...
Hijiri Goshima Oh, sorry. I was fucking my emu.
via iPhone
Subaru Imai and Shizune Yamanouchi like this.
Subaru Imai I guess that's why you took 10 minutes?
via iPhone
Shizune Yamanouchi likes this.
Hijiri Goshima checking my email* omg no LOL
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano How do you turn autopilot off.
via iPhone
Hijiri Goshima You're in a plane right now? Sorry I don't know how to fuck planes...
via iPhone
Subaru Imai and Shizune Yamanouchi like this.
Hijiri Goshima OMG FLY* Fuck isn't even close that close to fly. o-o
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano Why donut you just turn auto correct off?
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano don't*
via iPhone
Hijiri Goshima Dunno how to.
via iPhone
Shizune Yamanouchi Is that so? Well, it seems like both of you are stuck with autocorrect on.
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano How come you two haven't made mistresses yet?
via iPhone
Subaru Imai Because I don't plan on having any children and hoping for them to be all females.
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano MISTAKES*
via iPhone
Subaru Imai because our phones love us?
via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano LIES! YOU SO KNOW HOW TO CHURN AUTOCIGARETTE OFF
via iPhone
Hijiri Goshima Churning dem ciggies.
via iPhone
Shizune Yamanouchi Look at the time! I feel drowsy!
via iPhone
Subaru Imai Same!
via iPhone
Shizune Yamanouchi has gone offline.
Subaru Imai has gone offline.
Shuuichi Sakurano I'm sooooooo getting back at those trolls.
minutes ago via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano two* but trolls fit their personal pity.
minutes ago via iPhone
Hijiri Goshima I don't think they have personal pity, though.
minutes ago via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano personality*
minutes ago via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano Freaking auto condom erection.
minutes ago via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano I FUCKING GIVE UP
minutes ago via iPhone
Hijiri Goshima Take me with Jews!
minutes ago via iPhone
Shuuichi Sakurano has gone offline.
Hijiri Goshima has gone offline.
Preview for the next chapter!
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Hah. Did you notice I put "Highly Horny Students" up thar? LOL. I did that on purpose, obviously, but I meant "Highly Honored Students". It's weird how only Subaru and Shizune didn't get autocorrected, huh? I WONDER WHY...
Raaaaah. I didn't feel the funny bursting from this chapter. W/e DID YOU ENJOY IT?!
Anyway, I'm going to update the 4th chapter whenever. I'm actually working on another fanfic that's going to be one chapter long. Don't forget to leave me your thoughts on this chapter since they give me energy, A WRITER'S ENERGY etcetc, so.
Bye-bye.