Okay, I'm bored, school is boring, I hate school, I want sleep...oh...How is everyone doing? Anyway this chapter is being wrote as the thoughts pop into my head, no planning.

Chapter 5.

Hinata

"Ow,dang it Hinata-chan be very careful with that,it hurts when you stick it on then rip it off!"Sasuke said while lying face down on a mat.

"Well if you had hair on your back and would stop squirming, it wouldn't hurt as bad because without hair I'm just pulling your skin off." Hinata replied before ripping another strip of Sasuke's red back.

"You said it wouldn't hurt getting a wax,and that hair got burned off." he replied after screaming in pain.

"Oh fine,I give up," she sighed and layed her head on Sasuke's back. Sasuke closed his eyes and sighed in annoyance.

"What's wrong,you don't like me laying on you?" Hinata stated while she started getting off his back.

He sighed again,"It's not that,but you haven't told the fifth what Naruto did."

"How do you know I didn't tell her?"

Sasuke who was now sitting up put his finger on her forehead,"Duh,you were here kissing me and-wait-ewwww!!!!!!" Sasuke ran into the hospital's make-shift bathroom. Hinata ran into the bathroom insulted and ready to clobber Sasuke,until he shoved a toothbrush at her, and between scrubs he said, "Naruto kissed you,then you kissed me, I have one question. Did Naruto just kiss your lips or...did he...french kiss you?"

"Sa-Sasuke-kun!"she fixed her pale eyes on the floor,"w-well...he...um...I didn't like it...but...he...um...f-fren-french k-kissed me..."

Sasuke mouth hung open,and he began to brush furiously,"EEEEEWWWW, I WAS RIGHT I DO HAVE NARUTO SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!" After about brushing his mouth and tongue to death he shoved a toothbrush at Hinata again, "If you ever want to kiss me again,make sure to get rid of the "Naruto Spit" in your mouth."

Hinata took the toothbrush and then put it back in Sasuke's hand and said, "Hey wash it off first or I'll have 'Sasuke Spit' in my mouth!"

Sasuke thought about it then leaned forwards and smiled evily, "You already do," Hinata blushed,Sasuke noticed and clenched his teeth getting that familiar urge.

"Agrh, fine Sasuke-kun, just give it to me--the toothbrush."she said holding out her hand for the toothbrush.

"Oh you want this toothbrush here,"she nodded,"this one here in my hand,"once again she nodded,"ok come get the toothbrush,"Sasuke scooted backwards,making her walk farther. When she grabbed Sasuke's hand he thought, "Now to screw with her." He raised his hand in the air, "Come on Hinata-chan grab it,oh sorry you can't reach it," he lowered it,"Here sweetie,I'm sorry I just love seeing you get frustrated,"

"eh? Don't call me that!"

"Why?"

"It's embarrassing,"she started blushing.

Sasuke pinned her arms against the wall, "Come on Hinata, you like it."

"S-Sasuke-kun wha-what are you doing."

"Hinata how old are you?"

Wha-what kind of qu-question is th-that?"

"Just answer."

"Fif-fifteen."

"Damn, you can still sue me,and I can't say,'She never told me she was a minor,don't arrest me."

Hinata giggled then thought about what he meant, "e-eh? Sa-Sasu-Sasuke-ku-kun th-that's w-wrong."

Sasuke knew she was about to faint,he couldn't believe she thought he was serious,he had to stay serious until she fainted or it wouldn't be as funny. He got closer and kissed her neck,he brought his head up he blew air behind her ear, "Hinata-chan"

That was it,"SASUKE-KUN!!!"she fainted

Sasuke's black eyes peered at Hinata across the room. He'd better go out for a walk. He walked out of the apartment and left Hinata inside. "OH MY GOSH IT'S

SASUKE-KUN,"both Ino and Sakura squealed.

"What are you two doing here, in my clan house?"

"Sasuke-kun are you blushing?" Ino asked. Sasuke just looked off to the side.

"Sasuke-kun WHAT is in there?" Sakura demanded.

"No one-nothing is in there."he replied hoping they didn't notice what he said.

"What someone's in there,Ino help me break the door down,let's get the bitch inside!"Sakura yelled pushing Sasuke aside.

Sasuke thought to himself, "Oh shi-"

"HINATA" both girls screamed.

Hinata stirred from her resting position on Sasuke's dark bed, "hhhmm"she questioned half-awake. Then she remembered what Sasuke did, she sat staright up and looked around for Sasuke. She saw his head peek in, "SASUKE YOU PERVERT,WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?" by this time Hinata was furious.Both Sakura and Ino looked at Sasuke.

"Hinata,I-I didn't do anything perverted,I promise."

"Ha that's about as true as Orochimaru saying he doesn't love Kabuto."

"What does this have to do with them?" "What I did was just to screw with you-WAIT-that did not come out right,I was just trying to make you blush more...it cute."he added the last part quietly.Both the two girls standing next two him definitely heard,both Ino's and Saskura's jaws dropped. Sasuke just said something was cute,Hinata yelled and cussed,and Hinata was in Sasuke's bed.

"S-sorry Sasuke-kun,I just thought that you tried something,but you said that stuff,pinned me to the walk,and-"she noticed Ino and Sakura were still there,"it was just weird."she sighed.

Suddenly Ino said, "Sasuke-kun what happened here?"

"Well...um...I guess you could say me and Hinata-hime are together-"

Both girls blared in Sasuke's ear,"WHAT,You choose her over one of us!"

Sasuke pressed pass the yelling rampages."Sorry Hinata-hime,"he crawled up beside Hinata and laid he head in her lap so he could look up at her,"you're cute when you're mad."

"Hinata just wait 'til Neji-san and Haishi-sama hear about you being in Sasuke-kun's bed."with that they both left.Hinata looked down at Sasuke knowing the two were going to twist the story to their advantage. Sasuke reached up and put his hands around Hinata's neck,then he pulled her down to kiss him.He lifted her back up and smiled.Sasuke got up and told Hinata he'd be back later.

"That was so cute I want to puke," said a shadowed figure.

But Sasuke knew who it was, "Itachi..."

"What's wrong little brother?"

"grr.."

"She's cute,"

"grr.."

"I'll be back I a second."

"WAIT!"

back with Hinata

"Hello,"

"Who are you?"

"Well I'm better than my brother,"

"What?"

"My name is Uchiha Itachi"

Hinata remembered the scrolls, her eyes were twin pits of hell, "You're dead."

Ok, I hope you liked this. . And Hinata isn't saying Itachi is a zombie come back from the dead,RAWR,she is saying she's about to kick his ass.

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