A/N: yay i got reviews! ive never read my immortal and i dont know what a parody is, but i hope theyre both good! &what spelling mistakes? i don't think I spelled much wrong, at least not anything important. thx for the feedback though! so heres chapter 2 want advice but dont be mean! :)

Caine and I leave the school. caine is so hot. he has hair w/waves in it, eyes that are round, and skin that look like melted chocolate dipped in berries. anyways the sun reflects sexily off my hair and my nose is tiny and cute and there's a smell around me like being kissed by the moon and I can see all the guys staring at me and fighting over who gets to date me but I ignore all of them cuz focusing just on looks is rlly rlly shallow!

anyways so we walk outside and drake Diana penny and an invisible bug (gettit? cuz he was a bug in the books? lol) are waiting by thedoor in their sexy coats uniforms. Diana is wearing a short skirt, hi-heeled boots, and a blouse thats buttoned rlly low. penny is wearing overalls and a dress (shes a baby in this one and drake is carrying her) and the invisible bug is a cockroach and drake is wearing tightfitting leather paints, and a button-down shirt that's not buttoned!and shoes.

"hey guys!" caine says. "the adults are all gone!"

"i no right?" Diana says. then astrid the b***h walks out of the school and Diana shoots her (its ok cuz Diana has a troubled childhood and astrid is a b***h) and astrid falls to the ground dead and blood spurting out of her like a juicebox when you step on it. "theyre …..gone!"

"hello caine" penny-the-baby says. "who is this gargantuan feminine you have brought with yourself? she is quite joviably favorable."

"yup!" caine says and penny-the-baby nods wisely.

then caine and drake kiss and start having sex and its really hot but kind of not the right time so I say "hey guys the adults are gone we need to do something" and they say sorry and stop.

"what should we do, Amynda?" Caine asks. "im rlly scared!"" and hugs me crying unashamdily.

"we need to stop sam!" I scream with features as dedicated as rlly thin china and hair the color of gold jewelry and blood and a figure like an hour glass and clothes like a goth-punk otaku and eyes that can see straight into your soul. "he can shoot fire outta his palms!"

"rlly? oh no!" Diana says, smacking a ham to her cheek.

"this is garrulous!" penny-the-baby sobs.

The invisible cockroach does a dance of mourning.

"HEAVINS TO F**KING BETSY!" Drake shouts (cuz hes a rebel!)

"EVERYONE CALM DOWN!" i say with rainbow eyes and hair like dew on a newly fallen leaf. "what should we do" i shout.

"lets not panic and exult" penny-the-baby says. "drake carry me to my house illmake tiny sand-witches for everyone and we can plan."

i bite into the sand-witch. its tasty w/mayonnaise apples bananas and mustard on bread from france. penny-the-baby is a good cook.

"so" Diana says. "what do we do?"

that's when we hear the noise in the tree. we look up and there is….quinn hiding with binoculars! when he sees us looking at him he drops the binoculars into caines teacup and they land with a soft plip like swimming.

"!" he screams like bunchy. "YOU FOUND ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

drake reaches under his chair and pulls out a whip and whips quinn and its rlly hot and sexy. and quinn falls onto the kitchen table and Diana pulls out a machine gun laughing shoots him (in case you forgot she had a troubled childhood its actually kinda cute seeing her do this like a chipmunk gathering nuts rlly).

"that was too tremulous for comfort," penny-the-baby says wisely. "who can wager how much he heard?"

"good thing we got him in time" Diana says laughing while she puts her guns away. "hahaha." and laughs.

the invisible cockroach does a dance of joy.

I start crying and sobbing I dont want to but I cant help it! my life is just so horrible. nothings fair why is life never friar?

"aw whats wrong?" caine asks doing a panda face.

"do you love me?"

"yup!" he grins sloppily.

"but then why do you need these guys?"

I don't he says and throws them all through the wall and they fall to the ground dead.

"AW CAINE THAT'S SO CUTE!" I SAY AND WE KISS SEXILY!

"you look so beautiful!" he says biting his lip shyly.

"you too" I say chewing on my nails.

"aw!" drake says "that's so cute!"

"I no right?" Diana says.

"they are clearly papyrus-like," penny-the-baby says, then cries for her bottle which drake gets from the microwave and gives to her and she drinks it happily.

the invisible cockroach does a dance of cuteness. my heart is thumping. I have such great friends! life just couldn't get better.

ANYWAYS LITTLE DID WE KNOW WHAT SAME WAS PLANNING!

A/N: SOooooo what do you guys think? i showed it to my English teacher and she said it was the best thing shed ever read! =) =) =) &&&leo my awesome hot boyfriend said it was interesting and unique! so i want ffedback but no spam k? thx!