A/N: kkk so I asked my english tcher what a parody is&she says its something funny? &idont really get it cuz this is scary not funny … ? ill try to make it scarier this time tho!& ill work on capitols! anyways I overslept today &didn't get a chance to write till now so im sorry if youv been waiting a long time!

me caine Diana drake And penny-the-baby knew that we had to do something! only what? we started going to the power plant to think And get ideas. we had to leave soon But first I changed into a skintight black bodysuit that showed off my curves And made me look rlly rlly sexy.

"wow amynda you look rlly rlly hot And sexy And pretty" caine said while the invisible cockroach did a dance of appreshashun. "wow!"

"heavens to f**king betsy hes RIGHT!" drake screamed and started sexily whipping a kid that was walking by and laughing loudly.

"wow!" Diana says blushing. "its truuuuuuuuuu!""""""""""""

but its not theyre just bein nice cuz theyre my friends. im rlly no thtat pretty? like my boobs are too big, im too thin, my legs are too long, And my face is too delicate and pale! And my hair is too shiny. im actually prtty untracted. but ppl still keep askin me out Or telling me I shud be a model. my mom said I should work for playboy cuz im that sexy!

"so caine says "we all hav powers right? like I can move things w/my mind."

"im rlly sexy" Diana said "plus im physic."

the invisible cockroach does a dance of expzishun.

"I can eat millinerzz" penny said then cried till drake handed her a bottle And stuck it down her throat. "thank you loquashush boy"

"no prob" drake said And shook her till she fell asleep. he was also a goth-punk otaku w/red nails a foot long, spiky hair like sasuke (I look like hinata) And the features of a bishoujo! his tight leather pants hugged his every curve with an unribald sexness.

"im a vampire-zombie!" I grin shyly And caine grins back And I nibble my fingers.

"im supersexy" drake says shyly "And im rlly smart And im tough And im a bada*s (A/N to ppl who dont no that doesnt mean he has a bad a*s (actually he has a rlly nice one in this verziin) itmeans hes cool And tough) And i can climb trees like a dog!"

we all smile And for snack I eat cake And ice cream And pizza And pot And a cinnamon roll And KFC w/stringy greasy meat that makes me feel happy And then we talk.

"WE NEED TO KILL MARY TERRICO!" Diana screeches and I smile And say auk And we go over to her house.

shes asleep in her bed with a bunch of little kids around her w/her evil brother in th corner of th room. shes soooooo evil!so Diana pulls out a machine gun and starts shooting her and mary goes WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

And Diana sez "DIE YOU EVIL B***H!" so mary says ok and does.

then drake says "can I whip th little kids?" panting w/his tongue stickin out like an adorabl little puppy :) But evil john says

"NO YOU CANT!" jonn says glaring meanly And he TAKES THE LITTLE KIDS AWAY and Diana trys to shoot him but she misses and she starts screaming

"%*&#%(*$&(*^%$#()*$T!" she says annoydilly.

caine hugs her and says "its ok well get them some other time" and they kiss sexily.

"aw!" I say nd kiss drake even sexilyer. this will be a good day.

but little do we no that JON FERRITINO BROUGHT HIMSELF ND ALL TH LITTLE KIDS OVER TO SAMS SIDE seriously wat kind of evil guy would get KIDS involved in a WAR? i dont no but parrotly its jon. ugh. BT tATS WHY ME AND CAINE AND THE OTHERS ARE GOING TOS TOP THEM!

A/N: so wat do you think is it scarier this time? I rlly rlly dfenstrat th reviews!&im trying to take their advice! THX FOR READING!