A/N: who is mary sue? also reviews!
it's the morning. i wake up very early And brush my shiny blonde hair so it shines. then i put on a short dress w/a turtle collar And short sleeves And plaid tights. i put on bright red lipstick And black eyeshadow And blue eyeliner And yellow mascara.
when i step outside i see drake.
"hey drake" i say waving.
"heavens to f**king betsy!" he screeches flapping his arms up And down. "you look so hot And sexy! mostly i just like guys But now i think im straight!"
"lol kawaii" i say (i no amynda isnt chinese But she picked it up from caine).
"its true wat he says u no" caine sez. "ur rlly rlly hot And sexy!"
the invisible cockroach does a dance of agreement.
"i think ive been kinda b***hy to you lately?" Diana says looking down And crying. "But it was just cuz I was jellus. ILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!"
i shoot her And she drops to th floor dead And then we make out.
"kkkkk we need to defeet sam," Diana sez.
"true" caine sez "But first we need to visit … THE GAPHAJ!"
everyone gasps in unison. the invisible cockroach does a dance of horror.
"HEAVENS TO F**KIN BETSY" drake shreeks sobbing.
"it's a long way to th gaphaj," i sez, "But we haf 2 try!"
we all pile into an airplan And jump into the are And we run over 2 th gaphaj's kave And we all run inside.
th gaphaj sits on a chair in th kitchen sippin a delishus fruity drink!with total good looks he is … A COLLEGE BOY!
"woah!" caine sez. "if i didnt no amynda id say that was th hottest purse id ever seen."
"i no right?" sez Diana. "But amynda is way hotter than this guy."
th gaphaj stands up And looks at us And its rlly rlly scary And rlly rlly sexy.
"are u kidz scarred?" he axe. "Or do u need my help?"
th invisibl cockroach does a dance of terror!
"ill only help you" th gaphaj sez "if … "
"watt?" caine ax. "well do anytin! antin!""""
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"WHAT I CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGER" CAINE SOBS THROWING HIMSELF T THE GAPHAJS FEET"
"if amynda kisses my cheeks" he sez batting his eyebrowns sxily!
"!""""""""""""""""""""""""" can bowels sexily. "ANYTHING BUT THAT I BEG OF YOU!"
"never plzplzplz" he begs me And I start to cry.
"i cud nvr!" I say "i hav a sexy boyfriend in california And I would never cheat on him like that even w/a cute sexy hot college boy like u!""
"BUT I LOVE YOU!" th gaphaj sobz. "PLZPLZPLZPRETTY PLZ!"
"!"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" I sob and we kill him and blow up his kave and eat his remains and incriminate th rest!
but soon we will hav a far more difficult foe: SAM!
A/N: sorry if this chptr was too scary!