A/N: ok so sins skools startin soon im gonna start postin once a wk instead of every day k so i wont be postin til next fri k? also couple things one who the f is mary sue two this isnt a troll fic i dont think trolls hav even come up&even if it was wats wrong w/troll?they were in lotr&thats a good movie.
anyways so its late in the day wen my friend caine Diana drake And penny the babyreach sams hideout. penny starts crying at th pure EVILNESS emidatin from th house's door. sittin on th porch are two guys.
"whose dat?" Diana asks, reachin for her machine gun all cute And exited.
"i think its edlio And ablret," penny the baby says crying until drake givs her a bottl. "shoot them!"
drake pulls out his whip And Diana pulls out her machine gun And they start whippin And shootin But turns out SAM USED HIS MAGICAL POWERS TO PUT UP AN INVIZZIBLSHEILD!
"woah!" caine says sobbin. "thats bad!"
"it is!" i agree. "all th kids in perdo bich are hopin well save them! now wat do we do?"
"hahahaha" edilo titter coverin his hand w his mouth. "we r safe from u we can b as evul as we want 2~"
"!" caine scream.
penny starts to whale.
the invisible cockroach does a dance of mourning.
Diana shoots a kid on th sidwak in fur station.
"HEAVENS TO F**KIN BETSY" drake screams real loud cuz hes a rebl.
then edilo And Albrt look at each/o And start makin lashy flrty eys.
"u no edilo ur rlly cut" edilo sez blushin. "iv always thot so!"
"rlly?" ablert asks lowring his dark eys flirtily. "i ... i alays thot so 2~"
"aww!" edilo sez. "will u be my bofrend?"
"YUP" ablert grins widely And they make out. its rlly cute … UNTIL I CUT THRU TH BARRIER AND KILL THEM W/MY SAMRY SWORD!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"""""""""""""""""""""""" ablert sez. "that was mean!"
then drake wips em And dina soots em And caine sez "what wood we do w/out u? ur th best sordman in th TOWN!"
And i say "it wuz dffcult i had to dress as a boy to get th trainin but i did it …for PERDO BICH!"
A/N: ok so duz it seem less funny And more scary now? cuz im tryin 2 mak it scarer k?