A/N: kk soooo ppl rlly need2 stop sayin this stry is funny or sad its SCAROY k? also LEO I CNT BLEEV U BROK UP WIT ME I HAT U! srsly y wd he GAAAA
soo anyaws: Diana caine me And penn went 2 th magga bk stre And srted readin naryto an can sed "woow amynda u lk lik tem-cha"
And i sed:: "GO DIE U StPD IDUTT!" And i SHOT HIM HAHAHA LEO SEEEEEE?
he fell to th groond sexy cots unform flyin arond sexly blowin in th wind wit his pastic coat DEAD.
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!""""""""""""""""" drake screemz cryin And kissin his cold feces. "I ALWAYZ LUVED UUUUUUU!""""
and they hav sex.
then th windo bangd open And brinna run in eys big And larg And wide. she has on a cott And im wearin a sexy mindress ovr tites And ribbins in mah sexy blondy browni hair wit pink And purpl streeks And perfct eye makup wit pink fadin to puppl fadin to blu lik a BUTTERSFLY!
"DIANA!" she screms afallin to her nees. "IM PREGGANT!"
"WHAT!" DIANA JUMPS T O HER FEET
"AND IT URZ!" she sez calmy. "i tot it wuz cainz but its not its URZ!"
"no wah!" Diana sez. "dass impassbul! we used prutecshun!"
"nothin is impassbl in da fazz!" brinna screches. "birdz av got feets her! prutekun can fall"
"""""" Diana sez. "im not reddy! im alredy preggant wit cainz bebby! dis izint far! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"""
"ya I sez And also we ned 2 stop sam ur in big trubbl lol!"
And we all laf.