A/N: kkkkk soo anwaz y do ppl kep sayin thyr gonna rport meh? THE IZ NOTIN WON W?TIS FF! TH OTER REVEWS SAYY IMA GENUS! AR U A GENUS? I DIDN THIN SOO! SO STTOP TAKIN OUTYR JELSY ON TTHOSEUS AR! OKAY?

so anywazz me diansa penn bu And drak red somroe manag Cuz we ar got punnkotaks. i am waerin a blak domnatrx outif it leath bots And ribbinz in my hiar!i lked betful Or leas THASS WAT DRAK AND DINA TOL MEH!"

we trn on muzic And star dancing. And den …. compjak COMS INN!

"u kild brinna!" he sez. hes ver tal and muscly and hawt. "WHYA?"

"cuz sheh trid to kilus!"dinna sed. "And sh wa preggant!"

A/N: kkkkk sooo I dont no gud chinse, but my frend kagura is chinse And she nos th langage soo she wote tis forme an sez its rlly colAndbadass And mens im gonna kil u cuz ah hat u Or somin liktat.

drak jumpc up And sez
"きみはドレークちゃんのご主人とペンギンです。"

A/N: c wasn tha ql?

"HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAR U! " sez …. compajck! and they bet each udder up..

"aaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhh i aam in pannnnn and it HURTZ thikx maks wme anigr!" draaaaaazk sasz. "WHYA THA PAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN QWWAAAAAAAAAAA UT HURRRRTZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

And fcompjack sez "u thin ur in pan i am in muchmuch wsrose panCuz mi pan HURTZ!"

And the hav v sezx ;;;) its soooooo hawt ritther on tth flur its lik ラクダ (A/N: kagra rote tat lol)! and cut.

wen thy r finised thed fit each udr ugan And thiss tim comja LUZEEEEEEEEES!

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he scremz writin on th flur in anogy! "! wy durak i tot u lov meh!"

"i lov u" drak sez wearin oly an unbutond shit. "heaves 2 f**kin besty I luved u mor tan wurdz can se! but tat iz y" his fac gest serus "i hav to hrut u. it bcuz i luv u mortan wurdz can se"

he pulz ot a gu And cryin unshamilly pulz thtrig 27timz lik bangbangbang bangbangbang bangbangbang bangbangbang bangbangbang bangbangbang bangbangbang bangbangbang bangbangbang thaxs 27 rit? ya so ten jax stil liv sooooooo drak pulz zot a wip And wips him sexly wiglin his eybrowns And winkin And shakin nhisz hipszz lik a godlfsih.

"imm sooo soooorrrrryyyy comja " he criz az hi nbrins thwip don! "idon no watlse to DOOO!"

tas wen kribyy …. FLIZ IN DA WIDOW!

"helo" he sez eqoly flotin in d ska alpik And magestik w/eeyzz if FLAM!

"kbriky" weal fal 2 r NEES "ho may we hepl uh"?

kriby flotz three for minut ten eh spinz rounandroun an sez "GIVE TO BO TO _ ME"

comja scremz

"kirby iz a GENUS (A/N lik me SEE HATREX!) tas prefe!" drak scremz in plezrue. "amynda iz tis ohk?

amynda thns vrey very hard rubbin a finerg on hre goaty. "anytin kriby akses we mutsu gant giv comjak to him drak"

"lol kawai" drak sez And flins th screemin comjock into kreibeez hands an sudly BILUNS AND BILUNS AND DEN MILLUNS of kribyz fly intru th WINDOW!

wit poigty fnags lik eqedardz dey tear inta compajakas flhes And bnoes scremin and shotin an sayin "yumyumyum"

"now" kriby sez throwin compoaocks bonz own to th flur for drak to weep ocerv wit passsun and morning and mizry "we wil be yr gards"

"yumyumyum" th kribys chant

"we will ptortect u w/ever u go"

"yumyumyum" th lights dimn.

"all sha faer uh"

"YUMYUMYUM"

"but we demad humus sacficse evy da lik tat yun boy"

"YUMYUMYUM"

"An teybettr be … TASSSY"

"YUMYUMYUM"

"y tenk u kriby" i sez blushin "lol kaweye. but nways how do we repya uh?"

"iz nutin" kriby sezz "its wat we duh for al gotpuotaks :)"

"YUMYUMYUM!"

'i norit?"dina sez. " &pls amyndas sooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuute"

"TRUE" kriby screams

And then he sez

"LOL"

….

YUMYUMYUM