A/N: kkkk soo u guys no y it took me so long 2 ponst another chaptr? cuz i wuz CRYIN. yeah. that's right. u guys hav been so MEAN in ur REVEWS that it made me CRY! ARE U HAPPY NOW? and i even used a SPLELCHEK on this chap so yll all LEAVE ME ALONE about the spellin in a story u apparently dont LIKE so y do u READ IT? DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO U? YEAH ME NETHER! & o ya also? this chap has got a super hot seen in it thats very arisin so arent u SAD it took so LONG to POST? U COUDA BEEN READIN THIS LAST MONDAY IF YD BEEN NICE

so anyways im amynda tommi emerald therése arwen bando and i live in perdido beach california. my parents abandond me when i was little but i was taken in and raised by magicfolk (like argon in lotr lol!) so I hav special powers! lol

so when kirby and his followers hav finished eatin computer jack diana penny the baby drake and me bow down and worship him (cuz were otakus) the invisible cockroach does a dance of warship.

"u no amynda" drake sez "im gay heavens to f**kin betsy i finally sed it!"

"o" I sez

"u don't hate me?" he sez wit kitty cat eyes so kawaii

"lol" i sez "no I don't think so at least"

good" drake sez "cuz every sins meetin u I think im straight heavens to f**kin betsy!"

"wow!" I sez

"u want to … u no … "he lowers his voice to a sexy wisper. "DO IT?"

"woah!" I sez "I dont no im savin my self 4 lov"

"but he does love u" penny sez wizenly suckin on a pacifier "everyone luvs u yr so beautiful"

"I no i sigh "im so beautiful that everyon luvs me the just cant help emselvs so i can tel whose 4reel or not its not fair i wish i was a normal girl like dina!"

"tru" dina says "i look ugly next to u"

no u dont" I lie. were in th middle of th town square wit kids watchin us a bunch of guys tryin to look up my skirt and only Kirby can keep me safe. "yr pretty lol"

"COME ON AMYNDA" drake sez "NO ONE WILL NO"

"ok i gess just don't tell k?" I sez and he nods and grins and jumps up and down.

he puts his hands on my sholder. i put one on his waste and use th other to fix my hair &get spinach out of my teeth. he blushes I plush 2. he kisses me. I kiss him back. I step forward into the kiss. hesteps forward too. he brings his arms titer around my waste lik one of those squeezy snakes. I put th hand u used to fix my hair on his shoulder and pull him five inches closesr to me so we are pressin against each otter.

we brake away from th kiss and blush ten kiss again. he holds my waist more tightly this time. I pat his shoulder and pull him loser to me. he takes off his coat, a button-up black shirt wit pictures of naruto on it.

"I lov narutaru!" I sez he smiles

"I thought u would i lik it too " he sez "well duh yr an otaku blushin.

then he takes off his long, khaki pants with lots of pockets where he keeps whips and guns and stuff folds em and puts them on the ground. then he taks off his shit, which is blue wit wite stripes that kinda zig zag down at the bottom and it zips in th back (penny helps him wit th zipper lol shes so kawhy)

then he takes off his undershirt, witch is plain and grey wit no sleeves but two catchup stains (cuz hes relly cool and rebellus and doesnt care wat ppl think of him he doesnt even shower or brush his teets lol) he takes that of and puts it on th ground on top of his pants. then he untiles his nike cleat shoes and puts them on top of the pile. then his socks which are blue. AND THEN HIS UNDERPANTS!

I am different from him cuz im an independent strong otaku womaaaaaan I take off th shoe on my right foot ( a purpl and blue stripped sandal with lots of buckles that I take a long time to undo carefully takin out each not ) then the sock on my right foot witch is white and purple then the sandal on my left foot which is also purple and blue striped although it is a diff pattern then the other sock which DOESN'T MATCH lol some of drake rebel rubbin off ;) tis one is blue lik th color of a see after a rainstorm (wasn't that a good analogue? lol this is why my English ticher lov me! :)

then I take off my minidress which is red and made of yarn, then my fishnet stockins then my boots then my bra then my UNDERPANTS then my necklace that my parents gave me wen they died.

kawaii amynda that's a pretty necklace where did u get it?" drake asks

"my parents gave it for me cuz they died" I say cryin and he hugs me and pats my shoulder.

"aw yr soooo brave!"

AND THEN WE DO IT!

A/N: soooo wasn't it worth th wait? lol oh and to th flamers THIS IS AVERY FAMOUS AND VERY GOOD FF SO IF U FLAME ME AGAIN I MIHT WAIT THREE WEEKS INBETWEEN HOW DO U LIKE DAT? LOTSA PPL WILL HATE U FOR IT LOL CUZ THEY ALL WANT TO READ IT IVE GOTTEN LITRALLY HUNDREDS OF VIEWS SO COOK IT! (hahahaha take that!)