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Needless to say, with the all nighter of shinannigans, Raito wasn't feel very up to par with the next days events. Not only that but he was pretty sure that Ryuuzaki had talked him into deaf-ness. Was it him, or was everyone saying the same thing?

"Blah blah blah."

"Blah! Blah blah blah blah blah."

"Blah blah, blah blah blah."

"Blah... Blah blah."

And then suddenly. -Thump- Raito's head fell from it's resting place in his hand and came smack down on the table. He didn't seem to notice as he just stayed in that position for a while as everyone turned their attention towards him.

"Hm. Poor Yagami-kun."

/The kid is a total mess if you ask me./

Standing on the sidelines where none other then the Shinigami and the Tenshi themselves.

"Don't say that. Yagami-kun is a very capable young man. He just has bad sleeping habits."

/Says you./

"Yes, says me."

/Hm. You know what would be fun?/

"Watching 'Charlie And The Chocolate Facotry' again?"

/Besides that. Raito's sister was watching this show the other day, with the most hilarious human I have ever seen. It gave me an idea./

"Do tell Ryuku-kun."

We all know Ryuku's sense of humor can be a little awkward. And L is an awkward person. This should be pretty good. The Shinigami would explain his grand master plan to the grand master detective. Both of which started to giggle like little school girls. And so, the game was on!

"But no one will see me, it'll ruin everything."

/Oh yea... Well just as long as Raito 'thinks' they can all see you. Then it'll be fine./

"Ryuku-kun, you're a genius."

/At least someone notices./

Since Raito was the only one who could see and hear either of them, they would have to find a way to get everyone's attention to make it look as if they could all see them. Everything must be done correctly in order to be pulled off successfully.

Suddenly there was the sound of a door being slammed open. Behind it would be Ryuuzaki, posed as if he had just kicked the door in. The sound of it actually caused Raito to wake up, now quickly pulling his face off the table as he looked around. Of course, everyone else say an empty doorway except Raito.

"Hey what's going on?!"

This would be Matsuda, the easilly confused one of the task force. No one really understood why he was kept around, it's not like he contributed much to the cause. But he was always good when it came to stating the obvious. Y'know, in case someone didn't notice.

"Yagami-kun! Tell them the turh or I will!"

Acting wasn't so hard now that you think of it. Raito certainly seemed to have it down pat. And well, the still confused looks on everyone faces as they stared gawking at an empty door space, that just added to the effect. So much in fact, that Raito nearly fainted at the looks on their faces. Not noticing it was actually the door slamming open that had originally caught their attention.

"The... t-truth?"

He stammered, now sort of muttering to himself. But father Yagami did not miss this. Looking over to his son who seemed more shocked then anyone else in the room.

"Raito? What truth?"

"Huh?!"

He was in such a startled state he didn't realize he was mumbling to himself. All the more, thinking that the dead had actually risen and was about to reveal his true self to all the task force.

"N-no, it's nothing."

"Yagami-kun..."

Now bringing his attention back to the undead which lurked in the open door way.

"Yagami-kun is KIRA!"

"Gah!"

And with that, the poor kid fell backwards right out of his chair. Pulling all the attention back to him and causing even more of a scene as was further questioned by his father as he and Matsuda helped him back up.

"Raito, what is the meaning of all this?!"

Only speaking out due to his son's awkward reactions of course. But Raito would not come across this, now frantically running his hands through his hair as if he was having some sort of panic attack.

"I d-don't know. It's just t-that I... and... and.."

"Yagami-kun..."

Reluctantly, Raito would turn his head toward the one who he had thought was long dead. Seeing as Ryuuzaki just smirked, then burst out into a fit of laughter as he was then joined in my Ryuku who morphed in from the other side of the wall. Both of which laughing un controlably.

"Huh? W-what... I ..."

/Hyuk! Raito! You're hilarious!/

"I..."

Now at a total loss for words, looking to Ryuuzaki for some sort of explanation. Only to see him try to calm his own laughter.

"You've just been Punk'd, Yagami-kun."

"WHAT?!"

And this whole time, the task force would exchange looks. Finally coming to the conclusion that maybe Raito has been working a bit too hard and has finally gone insane. Raito would pause, looking around as they all stared at him strangely with blank expressions. Realizing that whole scene did not just actually happen as he had through it to.

"Raito... maybe you should take some time off."

His father, speaking out of full concern for his over worked son of course.

"I hate you both..."

/Aw, Raito. You hurt my feelings./

"Shut up. I can't believe you helped him!"

/He's really quite funny Raito. Just a shame he didn't die sooner./

Raito was heading home. A Shinigami to one side, and a Tenshi on the other.

"I'll take that as a sort of compliment, Ryuku-kun."

"Since when did you two become such good friends?"

It was obvious now. They had managed to team up against him somehow, for some reason. And being a mere mortal human, not quite a God just yet, Raito couldn't do a thing about it.

/Since I realized how much fun it is to drive you crazy Raito. Hyuk!/

"Ah, so Ryuku-kun, are we friends?"

/To an extent I guess. I don't think I've had this much fun before./

And do the deal was made. The Shinigami and the Tenshi where now declared 'friends'. This would be the begining of the end of Yagami Raito's sanity.