A/N: kkk soo ppl are still sayin this is funny? witch I dont get. but. this chapters happy and cute. so. UU HAPPY?
anyways so i was goin to th manga bokstore to get magabooks and kriby was followin me and we walked pass the daycar and kriby pops inside and eats one of th kids and i give me a foot and i nomnomnom "Kawaii!" (lol learnin more chinese)
affer that, I say to kriby "cheerio" (cuz im britiss) an go thuh prom where evaones dancing and when I come in so does …. SAM!
"nooooo " shots a little grill cowerin in th corner. "save us amyndaaaaaa"
but sam sez "no lol shes not gonna save anyone."
I sez "no lol yes I am"
"no yr not"
"yes I am"
"NO YR NOT I SED YR NOT~~~" sam sez breakin down to cry.
"u think you've got something to cry bout." I screamz, tearin the skin of my cheeks with claws as black as fire. "YOU THINK YVE SEOMTHIN GOT TO CRY ABOUT?" I screamz. "WELL U NO WAT MY LIFE SUCKS!"
tears come to sams eyes rearl tears not face ones like before. "wow amynda i had no ida. if id only none … I never woulda been so evil neva!"
"WELL THEN Y WERE U?" I screech.
"well aw shucks I guess it was to impress u!" sam squeals blushin cutly. "yr so kawaii amynda and such a strong otaku womaaaan ive always had a bit of a schoolboy crush on u."
"lol kawaii " I say but then… I REMEMB ER WHO I AM! I AM A STRONG OTAKU WOMAAAAAN AND I WILL NOT BE WON OVER JST BECUZ U WERE SUEDE BY MY CHARMS STUPID SAM HAHHAHAHA!"
"h-h-huh?" sam sez, shivern like a fat pink baby and hes wearin a diaper and everythin lol its actually kinda sexy but im NOT FALLIN FOR IT! "b-b-but i-i-im i-i-in l-l-LOVE W-W-WITH Y-Y-YOU!"
"YEAH WELL IM NOT BUYIN IT!" I scream. "hahahahahaha IM NOT BUYIN IT!"
"well I don't blame u deary " sam sez clamy. "but i meant evvy word dont' think i didn."
"IM NOT BUYUIN IT! I say again droppin to my knees and tearin at my face wit my claws until the skin hangs off the face in sexaaaah ribbons. "hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM NOT BUYIN IIIIIIIIIITTTTTT"
"wow amynda kawaii" sam sez. "&btw I 3 yr socks so rebel!"
"lol thx" I say, then, "fruity-tooty (my tiny goat about ones foot high at its head and too feet from head to tail wit a big horn thats seven feet longlike a unicorn except CUTER), attack!"
fruity-tooty trots out battin its long-lashed blue eyes as big as diner plates an puckerin its tiny purple mouth trots out to a stimlatin "ka-WAAIIII" from th others as he trots over to sam, gatherin speed from trot to gallop to all-out SUPER FAST BULLET RUN and sticks his horn thru sams left eye then right eye then his mouth then his shoulders then his belly. each time same shrieks and fruity-tooty gigliggles.
blood as red as strawberry sauce spurts from each of th wounds as high as th ciellin spurtin all th kids everwhear wit th sweet stick stuff. kids laugh, raise their hands, spin around, lick their -tooty gigliggles and starts lappin up th sweet stuff wit fruity-tooty's brite purple tongue.
"tell caine" sam sez wit his last breath "I always loved him"
"lol no hes dead" I say"
sam crys himself to death.
"good job fruity-tooty!" I say ruffling its tinny head as it giggles and the kirbys come in to feed fangs shinin in the moonlight.
"oooooh kawaiiiiii!" sez drake. "u saved us all amynda"
"awa I sez. it was nothing."
"it wasn't nothin " one of the kids sez moved to tears. "it was SUMPIN U SAVED US!"
and they were safe f'rever ….at least not unless A CERTAIN OTHER BAD GUY HAZ SOMTHIN TO SAY ABT IT
A/N: Sooo unless I get a pos review, im not gonna write anymore and thatll be the END u want that? so. post a revew lik "this stary so good so scary better then the real books" kk ?