A/N: kkk im working realy hard on the spelling and grammar. I haven't updated in a while cuz im bein tootered I don't know why but my mommys making me I don't know why u guys don't think I need it right? RIGHT SEE MOMMY THEY SAY I DON'T

So, one day I was walking down the street. The daycare children said, "Hello, Amynda!"

I said, "Hello, children!"

The daycare children said, "You are beautiful, Amynda!"

I said, "Aw, that is just flattery. You are only trying to get into my pantaloons. Silly, perverse daycare children, I see through you as a man wearing glasses sees through his glasses."

The daycare children said, "That is a metaphor, Amynda!"

"No," I said. "That is a simile."

The daycare children said, "It is a very good simile, Amynda."

I said, "Aw, that is just flattery. You are only trying to get into my pantaloons. Silly, perverse daycare children, I am a man wearing glasses and seeing through them, and you are the glasses that the man wearing glasses sees through."

"Now, that really is a metaphor," the daycare children chorused. "Ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha," I said appreciatively.

Then, an evil looking boy walked up. His hair was long and lanky and gargantuan, and his skin was pale and light and pastel and soft and whitish and insipid. Behind him was a fat and overweight and plump and stout man in a dark black suit with a dark black tie and a dark black shoes and dark black pants and dark black blouse.

"Hel-lo," the evil looking boy says. "My name is Toto. I am a bad guy."

"Hello," Amynda said. "My name is Amynda. I am a good guy."

"Hello," the fat man said quixotically. "My name is Wily Loman. I am a sup-port-ing ant-ag-on-ist."

"Hello," Amynda said. "My name is Amynda. I am a good guy."

"Why isn't that very nice," Toto said puFFILY. "yOU DO REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?"

"DO I EVER!" GASPE

OKAY MY COMPUTER IS ONLY TYPING IN CAPITALS UNTIL I FIX THIS I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE AND IF IT DID HOW DID YOU FIX IT BECAUSE I MIGHT CRY I THINK MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN AND I NEED TO ASK MY DADDY TO BUY ME ANOTHER ONE WHICH WOULD BE BAD THANKS FOR ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE!