A/N: super duper special thankx goes to CallmeRaven, who helped me w/this captor! she is a very good rider, so everyone check out her fanfic first caper is at this link: .net/s/7551841/1/My_Version_of_Fear

also - REBOOS

Amanda stalked the hallways of the the town hall. Looking for him. Caine. Or Drake. The one she was to kill. (A/N: you will need to find to who that is soon that is called a-Spence)\

The back of her mind was screaming for her to stop. Killing was wrong. It should not be done.

Yeah, but Drake dose it. She augured with her common sense.

The logic shut up.

The soon to be killer approched the door. Silently. Swiftly. Evil like. She was holding a gun behind her.

Amanda opened the door. Inside it was—Caine and Drake. Both of them. Did any of you see that coming.

"Which of us will you kill?" They asked, squinting up their faces all cute. "We will do whatever you want, you sweet, sweet, beautiful, perfect girl."

"You are both quite hot and extemporaneous (haha cinnamons!)," Amanda purred, turning into a cat and back again. "I wish I did not have to kill either of you. You are so very, very sexily attractive (that means attractive in a sexily way) But Toto, that evil mastermind, thinks that you should die. I disagree, but he says I must kill you or else."

"Or else?" The two boys scream in union son, clothing their teddy briars and whaling. "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO! Amanda you must kill us you are too perfect to put at risqué. (That is French for risk and Amanda is fluent in French and China as you have all seen lol)"

"I cannot kill you. You guise are family."

"Well then we must die."

"Wood you."

"Let us have sex first."

"Okay."

They do.

"Now let us die."

"Wood you."

"Okay."

They do.

Amanda turned around to see all of perdido beech standing on her behind, laughing.

"Haha." They …. said! "your shirt is inside out."

"You have offended me," Amanda said and whipped out a machine gun and shot them dead laughing AND ONE OF tHEM WAS NAMED KENDRIC HAHAHA TAKE THAT KENDRIC SEEEEEEEEE SERVES YOU RITE FOR NOT LVOING ME she shot them dead.

"Oh, very good," said Toto, followed by his kawaii aslant. He claps slowly as he strolls across th ballroom floor, tapping his parasol on the floor. "Very, very good."

"Haha yes I am the best shot in Perdido beach," I say. "I only trained for one day I was a nature heh I would have studded for years, though, to protect my town."

"You have fallen right into my"—he grins at the camera and the light reflects off his teeth all evil—"TRAP"

"oh my really?" Amanda asked, nibbling on her fignernails. "what do you want?"

"I want you to have sex with me," he lures, waggling his eyebrows like frogs. "I like hot girls it's a fetish of mine."

Amanda frowned at him. "I have decided that I do not like you. You should look deeper than appearances. Do do otter wise is wrong. Do you want to do wrong?"

"No," he mutters, scuttling his shoe on the floor and chewing on his upper lip.

"Good," Amanda drooled. "Now run off wit ye, oyr Oi'll sick me goaticorn on ye."

And Toto trotted happily into the knight.

A/N: REBOOS also read CallmeRavens ff seriousy guise!